It’s game on again as Newcastle host Bolton Wanderers at St James’ Park in what could be a tricky encounter against the in form Trotters.
Not only do we have the fine form of our opponents to deal with, but we also have this Saturday, 3pm kick-off hoodoo to contend with. As I pointed out in my match preview, it’s been two and a half years since Nufc last mustered a home Premier League win when the kick-off has been at 3pm on a Saturday.
Still, hopefully that will change this afternoon, and if it does it will mean that we leapfrog Bolton and climb into seventh place in the Premier League table. if you’d have told me at the start of the season that we would be seventh in the league with only ten games left I would have probably punched you in the face in some vain attempt to try and knock some sense into you!
However, here we are, and with the feel good factor that has been manufactured by the result against Birmingham and perpetuated by the announcements of new long-term contracts for Cheik Tiote and John Carver you would have to hope that we can use that momentum and gain a positive result. Mind you, this is Newcastle United and we could just as easily receive a kick in the nuts as punishment for our enthusiasm.
I’m lucky enough to be at the match so I won’t actually need a stream for once, which means that you won’t have to put up with me moaning about how I can’t get a stream to work. However, for those who do need one, if you find a good one then please feel free to leave a link to it in the comments section below.
That’s just about it really, and all that is left to say is that I hope you enjoy the match. I’m in Newcastle overnight so the team news will be supplied by Big Dave, and I will leave you in the capable hands of MarkToon and Moreno for the duration of my absence.
Howay the lads!
Team news.
Newcastle: Steve Harper; Danny Simpson, Mike Williamson, Fabricio
Coloccini, Jose Enrique; Joey Barton, Cheick Tiote, Kevin Nolan (c), Jonas
Gutierrez; Leon Best, Peter Lovenkrands
Subs: Tim Krul, James Perch, Sol Campbell, Steven Taylor, Ryan Taylor, Nile Ranger, Shefki Kuqi
Bolton: Jaaskelainen; Alonso, Wheater, Cahill, Robinson; Elmander, Muamba, Holden, Petrov; Davies (c), Sturridge
Subs: Bogdan, Steinsson, Taylor, Davies, Rodrigo, Chung-Yong Lee, Klasnic
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Toonsy I hope you are the lucky mascot today
Toonsy never gets the team up as quick
aye 1-0 win willo to get it,everton to win too would make it a nice w/end
Ice I would settle for a 1-0
So when and who was the last match we won at 3pm on a sat then?
Bolton.
ILM don’t know mate
ILM funny enough it was bolton 3-0,if mems reet
well thats good as there is always records or runs broke at SJP
2008/09: Won 1-0 Owen
icedog ,it was one nil.
areet bigdave long time .
stand corrected it was bolton though yes.
should have been 3 lol
Bolton missed a peno in that game .
Is this org ?
Bigdave did you used to get on com ?
Ryan where have ye been
Ryan this is the No1 mate
Bigdave just got out of jail mate .
Ice there was me thinking you never got owt wrong mate
now if Richie was here he would say its an age thing, but I wouldn’t say that
Ryan what have ye been up to Lad funny enough Batty isn’t long out either
Any more of the old faces get on here ?
doe,s battyboy get on here. ?
where are ye Batty any luck with streams yet I cant get any although its still a bit early
DAVE i was half reet m8,richie cant even get half reet
Ryan yeah mate there is a fair few you would know most mate, and yeah Batty is on here and is still the same bad boy
How did you find us
IS that the icedog who used too get on dooceys blog ?
Bigdave there is a link on com .
I reckon 2-1 and Everton to win 1-0 while England scrape past France 12-9. Perfick.
Yeah never liked batty bullie lol
up and running in English
http://hqstreamz.net/ch1.html
This is a long shot, but does anyone know of an iphone app for watching these streams? Having trouble exttacting myself from tea with in-laws to get to the pub. Dammit.
Anybody rocking a good stream yet?
Ryan
This is Toonsy’s blog it has only been up from the start of the year so it isn’t on news now yet but its good craic with a lot of good bloggers mate
Thanks Miike.
http://lethalstreams.net/channel2.html
Fugh–Barton injured, Raylor to replace him.
Joey barton out ,ryan taylor in
Barton injured in warm up
miike cheers mate
I hear Joey has pulled out with a strain during warm up
Bolton are technically playing an ye olde 4-2-4 system
http://sportstream24.com/england_football/watch_online_8.php
good quality but foreign lingo
everton 1 nowt up
Can’t find any good stable stream.geez.
Do that funky chicken
We’ve apparently had two good efforts on goal like, Best forced a canny block and Loven has forced a good save from Jaska there apparently.
1-0, Nolan. Gan arrrrn
Nolan Lad 1-0
Ice there is one of my predictions right
Arghhhhhh…
not able to see.
Chicken man, captain tugboat!
What a ball from Tiote that was.
DAVE your reet,would settle for that to end like that
Oh captain my captain
Ice so would I mate
Any decent links?
AOD good pic but lingo http://sportstream24.com/england_football/watch_online_8.php
http://lethalstreams.net/channel2.html
i can’t access both the links mentioned.
Don’t pretend to like Nolan big dave, or I’ll come over and kick your arse up and down the shankill
Jay how da hell are ye
JAY JAY nice to see you back is that a sign of good luck
Jay you will need to bring a few with ye
oh should have been another
Cheers icedog, missed you mate, big dave, your gonna need a bigger boat mate
should be 2
Raylor has done well so far
keep up the good work
Jesus we could be ower the hill
Jay
are ye back with us now mate or just for the day
we need to put a few away clear handball there thats 2 pens we should off had
Is it me or could this thing be 4-0 by now?
FSOTC your right mate
RyanToon,
How ya been, m8?! Glad you found us here!!
hwtl and howay everton
ahhh Taylor Lad that should be on target man
FFS
Sturridge 1-1.
it was like pinball there for crying out loud
How the fcuk did that happen
least the makems are 2 down
I’m back I think big dave
Jay good to have ye back mate
I can’t get any streams to work!
http://hqstreamz.net/ch1.html
Very unlucky not to be a couple in front
reet get in get a few oranges down yer necks and get back out and put this to bed
Damn. Was just thinking “bolton are too good to roll over like this…” Start of 2nd half is crucial now.
What were they doing differently at the end of the 1st half? We were completely bossing it and then… what?
Right come on Lads
oh FFS red card for Raylor
Bloody moron
Red carded.
Taylor you idiot – gonna be tough now
Apparently warranted like, two footed on Elmander
ya cannit even feel hard done by there, awful challenge
batten down the hatches
or can we keep going
Id stick Ranger up front and take of Best
without doubt he deserved the red
maybe wheater will get another yellow to even it up
take off best? Nah mate, loven
What do we do with the midfield now?
Barton could be out for a couple of weeks after his injury the day and Raylor will be on a 3 match ban i think?
Ireland needs to find fitness and quickly like.
Best is continually offside and if we are going to break on them we need pace
streams are well shite today
CC I agree and apart from offside he dosn’t seem to offer much else today
we have no chance at this rate, we are camped in our box, there is absolutely no link between midfield and attack. Nolan is stood still in our own half
Taylor coming on
eh Guitierez off – surely loven or best?
really strange substitutions, hope partridge knows what he’s doing…
We’ve gone to 3 at the back
canny bit of footwork from Taylor
I cant stand that c@nt Davies
tell you what like, the officials have got the vast majority of decisions wrong (bar the taylor red card)
fat bastard
COME ON LADS
Why oh why,everytime there is a chance to go upwards,we cripple and fails.
apart from the goal Nolan has been pretty quiet
Benny Boy
I don’t really understand the changes or the formation. Can’t really tell who’s playing where with my stream as choppy and muddy as it is.
Great to see Ben arfa in the crowd smiling and enjoying the game
WTF That should have been a card
kev nolans last attempt at goal just landed in Morpeth
fuk I thought that was over the line
Tiote down
come on Cookie
Thought Besty was a handful today.
Cookiemonster’s a big boy.
bollicks
That was very close, wasn’t it?
Ranger didn’t look offside there
ah well 1 pt may do
Could’a won that with a bit of luck in the first half.
shame, R.Taylor blew it, without a doubt.
We deserved the win
Oh well not a bad result after we were down to ten, Another point closer to safety.
Surely weve just witnessed Ryan Taylors last ever appearance in black and white unless grimsby or darlo are interested…
disappointed with the chance to go up yet,fail once more.
with the makems losing we would have went above them
ah well, could’ve easily lost that having gone down to 10 men, and I said I would’ve taken 4 points from these two home games, so i’m not too disheartened.
Just a shame though we’ve not been able to take advantage of he makems poor form
@I love Mike: Next game:
Bolton vs. Aston villa.
Newcastle Vs. Everton
Arsenal Vs. Sunderland.
Another chance,hopefully NEWCASTLE CAN TAKE IT THIS TIME,this isn’t such chance anymore.
I was wondering,ryan taylor out for 3games,barton injured,who is gonna play at Right flank?
there isn’t*
anyone but Perch
dissapointed that we couldnt capitalize and leap frog the unwashed today
R.Taylor, wtf was he thinking!?
shame Ranger’s goal ruled offside, wasn’t it marginally off? Could have been a goal on another day
AOD do we know how bad Barton is ? or was it just a twinge
we will play simpson RW and S.Taylor RB i would have thought
didnt we push simpson up to RM today? maybe a test for him
Ref was utter utter Tosh. The one thing he got right was the sending off. Mind you, Taylor was gash anyway. We struggled in the middle today and gave ball away a lot of times . Tiote and Nolan were both guilty of it. Best played well and out himself about. We were ok, but ok is about it to be fair.
In the hotel now anyway. Its travelodgetastic
Ryantoon – Welcome along
Mark….Toonsy got the beers in today, allegedgly you should take note on how its done
People can blame the ref all they like, we had chances in the first half to win it – Lovenkrands missed a sitter, then straight after Best had a chance on the rebound.
Jonas was against a 32 year old left back playing right back, came up with nothing at all, just glad Pardew took him off.
Sturridge was quality I thought, all round he did well, link up play, movement and got himself a goal.
Lets hope Bartons ok for Everton because Guthrie on the right is awful, anyways it was great to see Benny on there on the bench.
Was Nile offside? I couldn’t make it out from where I sit.
just got back from the match and have never seen a more incompetent ref and linesman
the ref was consistent tho, consistently wrong. honestly i am so mad right now!!!
Jill….if you’re still about, cheers for the congrats last week
Andrew – I was bout level with Ranger and my first reaction was to look at the link. Mind you, I did spend an awful lot of time looking ar him. I may have been constantly calling him a fat useless c### aswell
I really want to see Nile get a start against Everton, every time he comes on he makes a good impact, he just needs to get a goal!
bob mon,on real radio has just said the ref had a very good game
Toonsy you out on the lash in toon the neet?
Ross – I would say a few beers is on the agenda
Good on ye Toonsy. Well all I will say is to make sure you don’t end up in Diamonds strip club on Greys St, open until 4:30 am, after a few beers. Mrs wouldn’t be pleased
so we know where you gan ROSS
Ice-haha, it was a group decision (that I wasn’t involved in obviously like) to top the night off after 5under1and. Sadly that didn’t prevent me from leaving with a dent in the wallet.
ROSS
The Ref imo was poor but we shouldn’t rely on the ref and start to put our chances away.
But its still a point
Our strikers need to learn to stay onside for a start.
Seriously, I dunno how Lovenkrands didnt score, you’ll see on motd tonight – jose puts a class ball in, all he had to do was make contact.
I agree that we shouldn’t blame the ref, but he was crap and gave us nothing all game. We had the chances to win it and on another day we would have. We paid the price for pissing around with the ball at the back so can have no complaints.
Must say that I thought pardew made the right calls today with the subs and making sure that we didn’t lose.
aye toonsy pardew got it right agen
areet batty.
Toonsy I just feel that Pards has made us a harder team to beat, and we seem to have more belief in ourselfs.
Even when our backs are against the wall we can still hold on which imo we wern’t able to do before
alreet ryan are u the same ryantoon from com
Yes batty.
dave told ya we would draw
Batty dont forget you changed yer mind in the end
dna weather u have had a chance to check out the vid yet toonsy, so i sent u message on facbook with the link in it
dave not on workys predicter i didnt 1 1
ryan how come you disapeard from the blogs
Well I’m just going by what ye said on here
But I did say Tugboat would get his 50th today
Batty not long got out of jail .
dave pack in man you dont even like tugboat
any 1 know whats up with barton
ryan jail why did you get done for nicking milk off steps
batty…ya mean apart from being a Scouser?
Batty,barton is out for 6 weeks .
rich
Ryan meant to ask you earlier how the bro is doing
Toonsy…you still wining and dining your lass…….in “Munchies” in the Toon?
Dave ? i havent got a bro mate.
dave can you remember ryan from com
Ryan ??
Yeah mate I remember him well
but the one I knew had a bro that was in the same reg as my bro
kna dave the 1 i knew was an only child a little wimp
Dave are you the same bigdave that used too like ashley ?
ryan yeah thats the same dave
Ryan…he’s developed the “like” into “love now
rich
wheres the dog tonight
ryan why did you go jail
Toonsy, sending you mail in a min
Batty i got caught pinching ladys underwear off washing lines .
Ryan @ 182 what happened your bro then
or did he do a runner
Dave hows your family ?
Wor lass says can she have her xxl ones back please
Nosey arnt you dave.
rich the xxl 1s are yours ya fibber
Ryan alls good mate I was getting you mixed up with the other Ryan ryan71 or 7?
batty…aye ya right, I wear the ones that are too small for her
Richtoon were you the same one that used too put kk down all the time ?
Ryan it pays to be nosey mate, thats Batty makes me that way
so did you never try .org
Richie Ice told me about you wearing girls knickers but I thought he was joking
Ryan….defo not me, doubt I was on when you were on before, hardly ever been on .com anyway mate.
Dave once or twice i did ,but cant stand that workyticket.
Womens knickers Dave, girls are too tight
Richie it must have been you .
Nae chance, Keegan’s a legend
Rich – I’m all dined out. Just sitting the wining part out now
Moreno – ok mate. I’ll pick it up soon no doubt
Richie I didn’t know you were a KK
hater it was bad being an ashley ass licker but not this
Dave…C@nt
Ryan @ 202 ? why he is so easy going mate what is there not to like
Toonsy….how were ya kebabs?
Ryan what did he say about the King
Richie atlest a c@nt is useful
I hope we’re on MOTD last, hate it when we’re first
not if he’s a useless c@nt, like Llamsarse for example
Dave he used too say kk was guttless .
Ryan im surprised mate I didn’t think Richie was like that
I wonder where the Dog is tonite
Shearer always uses the word ‘sensational’ around 20 times per show as well!
Rich – burgers mate. Nee kebab
Ya kna I’m not Dave, I remember KK saved the club, some choose to forget that, like ya mate on .org
Rooney was one dirty bast@rd
Aye. Its not our rich who slags kk
Richie now I believe you mate, by the way what mate on .org
Aye Dave, what a dirty tw@t.
Dave… who dya think?
Dave…Were you the “charlatan” on worky’s a few days back?
Richie the shit thing is fuk all will be done about it now
I know a few on .org that run him down 1 inpaticular did it every chance he got, but I cant think of any that were mates of mine
Richie what “charlatan”
Can’t remember what was said exactly but worky had said “I know who you are you Charlatan, do you think I cant check ID’s”….or words to that effect, thought it might have been you
Richie no mate
what makes you think it would be me you must think im a right WUM
I thought a “charlatan” was a women
Must I’ve mistaken you for someone else Dave, were you that richie that used to slag KK down then?
I thought it was a 90′s Indie band, but what do I know
Richie I take it you have had a few sherbets

Come to think of it where did Batty and Ryan piss off to do you think they have done a runner with eachother
DJ Campbell was a tosser there too
Dave….kna, 4 pints at the match and now one is having a glass of champers
That avatar I’ve got is crap ya can’t make it out
one must be enjoying the Champers old bean
Richie it is shit mate who is it
no dave iam here
It’s the great Imre Varadi, cant find a decent pic of him in Toon colours.
One is enjoying it, just trying to get rid of all the bottles before the move, found a buyer for my season tickets today too
catch yas tomoz
ritchie it must have been you
Richie thats going back a bit mate was that early 80′s

Glad you got the season tickets sold was that your last home game
Batty I thought you done a runner mate
cya batty, ya c@nt
Batty nite mate
Dave… no Wolves will be my last. I miss the Everton game cos I’ve got a surprise party for an old army mate to go to next Saturday in bloody Norwich!! how bloody selfish is that
and aye Dave early 80′s
That Beckford’s not a bad sort after all
Richie
Just watched the game… thought we played well. Pity about the red card for Raylor. Just a bit over enthusiastic…
Also just read the last half hours comments. My word you lot can talk shit when you’re bored
Taylor really did look gutted when he got sent off.
Reet thats me away
JJ its that Richie one
me too Dave cya.
JJ yep ya right mate, think it was more than half an hour tho
neet lads.
Also, two more points till we guaranteed safety.
Hopefully we reach that soon and Jose can let us know what his plans are!
Chased ya all away did I
Right, I’m off to sleep to then!
Aye, he played a blinder today Jose like. Reet defo off.neet.
Pardew said he’s hopeful on Barton for Everton…Dunno where people are getting 6 weeks from.
See Routledge getting more assists for QPR, yana why cant he just do it in the prem?
Because he isn’t good enough for the prem, never has been and knows it!
Well done shola!
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