An electric atmosphere tomorrow please.

Newcastle welcome West Bromwich Albion to St James’ Park tomorrow for the final game of the season.

After tomorrow the speculation will no doubt crank up a few notches as we collectively prepare for a long few weeks without any club football at all to focus upon. I hate close season! Mind you, there is a game to play before all that, and there is a space in the top ten to play for still so I’ll not get too far ahead of myself.

Both teams have entertained throughout the season, both teams have caused alarm to their fans throughout the season, both teams dispensed of their managers midway through the campaign and now both teams are mathematically safe and can enjoy the final day of the season without having to look over their shoulders. It’s fair to say that both sides have had a similar season and have achieved their respective goals.

However, the lure of a top-ten finish will hopefully be enough to inspire the home side to get a result. If that isn’t enough they can always use the memory of former boss Chris Hughton to inspire them after he was rather harshly sacked after the 3-1 defeat at The Hawthorns earlier on in the season. Go on lads, do it for Chrissy ;)

If they are to win they’ll have to do it whilst contending with that ever so familiar injury list. Hatem Ben Arfa, Dan Gosling, Kevin Nolan, Steve Harper, James Perch, Danny Guthrie, Mike Williamson and Jonas Gutierrez are all out of the match while Cheik Tiote will also sit out to prevent him from picking up a yellow card and a three match ban for the start of next season. Shane Ferguson has recovered from a knock and Leon Best and Alan Smith are fit to feature although Bestie is unlikely to start.

I reckon we’ll see a team similar to the one that gained the impressive 2-2 draw with Chelsea last weekend, except for Jonas of course. That should leave us lining up a little like this:

Newcastle: Tim Krul, Jose Enrique, Fabricio Coloccini, Steven Taylor, Danny Simpson, Ryan Taylor, Joey Barton, Alan Smith, Shane Ferguson, Peter Lovenkrands, Shola Ameobi.

In fairness West Brom are also without a few key players. Peter Odemwingie and Gabriel Tamas are not included in Roy Hodgson’s squad for tomorrow. Both have been allowed to jet off on their summer holidays early as both are carrying slight knocks. Pablo Ibanez and Graham Dorrans are also ruled out through hamstring and ankle injuries respectively. Hodgson is also expected to call on the services of some of his youth players for the game tomorrow.

In their last match they beat Everton 1-0 in which they lined up with a team of:

West Brom: Scott Carson, Stephen Reid, Jonas Olsson, Gabriel Tamas, Nicky Shorey, Chris Brunt, Yousouff Mulumbu, Paul Scharner, Jerome Thomas, Simon Cox, Peter Odemwingie.

West Brom have not won at St James’ Park since September 1977 and that 3-1 victory over us back in December was their first league victory in 18 attempts.

The contrast in final day results is rather interesting. West Brom have never lost a game on the final day of a Premier League season (won 1, drawn 3) whilst Newcastle have won only one of the last eight games on the final day of a top-flight season.

West Brom’s 1-0 victory last weekend gave them their first clean sheet in 34 games, although going behind doesn’t faze them as they have claimed more points from losing positions than any other team this season.

I’m obviously hoping for a win, as we all are I presume. There is an awful lot of potential pride resting on tomorrow so I don’t want our boys to take the game lightly. A win will see us finish above Sunderland, will more than likely give us a top ten finish and will give everyone a good send off for the season finale. A lap of honour just doesn’t feel the same after a defeat.

I’m feeling optimistic about the match, which is dangerous. I think we have enough about us to win the game and should (hopefully) get the three points on offer to round the season off nicely. Don’t forget that every match is a 4pm kick-off tomorrow so adjust your watches and alarms accordingly.

Howay the lads!

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227 Comments

  1. 1
    Stuart79 says:

    Not expecting a classic to be honest, but will be dissapointed if we dont get a good atmosphere.

    Would very much like to see some of the young kids get a go too.

  2. 2
    Munich Mag says:

    I hope that we put on a good show tomorrow, and that the fans are appreciative of an immense effort from the team. Three turbulent years….relegation …cack, promotion at first attempt …magnificent, the chance of a top ten finish in our first year back…brilliant. Well done the lads..wish I could be there. :cry:

  3. 3
    Munich Mag says:

    Stuart…this is an ideal opportunity to give a few of the bairns a try out. It can only do them good..

  4. 4
    Jobey07 says:

    Well i’ve made it past 6 without dying, means i can go to the game tomorrow :D

  5. 5
    toonsy says:

    Ooh, forgot to add, Woy is giving some of his kids a run out tomorrow. I’ll put that in now.

  6. 6
    Moreno says:

    “West Brom’s 1-0 victory last weekend gave them their first clean sheet in 34 games, although going behind doesn’t faze them as they have claimed more points from losing positions than any other team this season.”

    Crazy statistic!

  7. 7
    Josh-NUFC says:

    Hoping for the 3 points tomorrow, would be a great way to round a great season off. Of course it would mean we finish above them lot. ;-)

  8. 8
    Moreno says:

    I had a ticket as I thought I was down this weekend. Went down last weekend instead as missus is working at the minute so had to give my ticket away. Fooking gutted

  9. 9
    Munich Mag says:

    Could be a party atmosphere tomorrow, and obviously the baggie fans are up for it…”Newcastle Brown Day”…cool !

    http://www.nufc.com/

    DJG will be there too with his sheeps outfit I would imagine ? :lol:

  10. 10
    SpencerTheToon says:

    Think we will lose me, dont no why, I can feel it, I think its cos jobey is going :lol:

  11. 11
    SpencerTheToon says:

    @9, Its me whos got the sheeps outfit :lol:

  12. 12
    Toby le Rhone says:

    Anybody going for a jar before the game.

    Would like to see something of Tavernier tomorrow

  13. 13
    Jobey07 says:

    I’ve been to Arsenal 4-4, Birmingham 2-0, Wolves 1-1, Psv 2-2 this season, not seen us lose yet ;)

  14. 14
    johno toon says:

    yeah toby im over for the game. Where is good to go?

  15. 15
    richietoon says:

    So what your saying is, we havnt won at home when you’ve been there? ;-)

  16. 16
    Moreno says:

    I usually start in The Goose for cheap doubles

  17. 17
    Toby le Rhone says:

    Johno
    I normally go to Fluid which is just south of the ground about 300 yards from the gallowgate. Its a sensible place that gets busy.

    Really depends what you’re after. The city centre bars cater for everybody

  18. 18
    OHurley says:

    Toonsy-

    As regards fukktard87, I just saw how heated he was in that thread and then he just stopped posting. Thought you might have banished him to the land of Harrison. lol, more than the punk deserves :evil:

  19. 19
    OHurley says:

    Richie-

    You still around? I need one of those SMB shirts!! Any ideas where to get it? It’s not on amazon.com, amazingly.

  20. 20
  21. 21
    Bobby Shinton number 9 says:

    @toonsy
    You say;
    now both teams are mathematically safe and can enjoy the final day of the season without having to look over their shoulders.

    I say;
    We are still looking over our shoulders at the mackems. It would spoil any after season party to think they finish above us.

    Therefore I think we should play our strongest team, minus Tiote, and secure a good lead before bringing the youngins on.

    Too important to experiment.

  22. 22
    Bobby Shinton number 9 says:

    @o Hurley

    You keep referring to the SMB tee shirts. What does SMB stand for? :?:

  23. 23
    OHurley says:

    Bobby-

    (See Richie’s avatar pic, and refer to Lee Clark’s famous shirt). It means “Sad Mackem Bastards” :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

  24. 24
    hitman says:

    anyone got tiger woods 2012 masters

  25. 25
    Jobey07 says:

    HITMAN- aye i have.

    And richie, are you going tomorrow? :evil: ;-)

  26. 26
    toonsy says:

    Bobby – I meant with regard to Premier League safety ;)

  27. 27
    toonsy says:

    Hitman – Not yet. It’s on my wanted list with that La Noire though :)

  28. 28
    johno toon says:

    agree wit bobby think we should go for the kill 2m , was good to see against chelsea tat the players hadnt switched off wit end of season. Think be a tight game but we will win 2-1

  29. 29
    hitman says:

    jobey..how the fk do you get on the tour m8 :lol:

  30. 30
    hitman says:

    toonsy la noire is the bollocks m8..fkin stunning

  31. 31
    richietoon says:

    jobey…not if your going ya feckin jinx ;-)

    agree with bobby, horrible feeling the mackems will win tomorrow, therefore if we don’t win it will leave a bitter taste I’m afraid :evil:

  32. 32
    richietoon says:

    *you’re* :oops:

  33. 33
  34. 34
    Bobby Shinton number 9 says:

    @O’Hurley

    Hmmm. Hook, line, O’Hurley. :lol:

    Or is it oh Hurley? :lol:

  35. 35
    OHurley says:

    Richie-

    Thx mate! Cost me 20 bob like, but the shirt’s in the mail! Woohoo :lol:

  36. 36
    raffo says:

    Why is it that some people will take a player wanting to leave and it’s still ashleys and lambarses fault!? Pathetic. Love the target Europe noises from Ashley

  37. 37
    OHurley says:

    Bobby-

    Bollox mate!! LMAO!! STFU :lol: :lol: :lol:

    And it’s O’Hurley. My auld Irish family name ;)

  38. 38
    Bobby Shinton number 9 says:

    @raffo

    Cos the players don’t see us as ambitious.
    They run the club.

    Not a hard concept really is it?

  39. 39
    richietoon says:

    OH….20 bob’s just £1 in real money mate ;-)

  40. 40
    Moreno says:

    A cracking article toonsy, I remember going mental about it when the game was on

  41. 41
    Bobby Shinton number 9 says:

    @O Hurley

    I am being serious now, what does LMAO & STFU mean?

  42. 42
    OHurley says:

    Raffo and Bobby-

    I hope this summer makes the difference. I would love to see Ashely finally open up his pocket book and put his dosh where his gob is. I was readin’ a story the other day about Gervinho going to Spurs or Chelsea or summit. Let’s all hope Fat Ash gets down to business next week.

  43. 43
    toonsy says:

    Moreno – I was the same. It’s a good point though. I wonder if that had been Barton what would have happened? Hmm…..

    I remember Barton getting booked for trying to keep a ball in play in one game FFS :evil:

  44. 44
    OHurley says:

    bobby-

    I thought bob meant 1 pound. Old fashioned, but I think it’s funny.

    LMAO= laughing my ass off
    STFU= shut the fukk up

    ;)

  45. 45
    Bobby Shinton number 9 says:

    @O Hurley

    Have you not learnt anything over the past 4/5 yrs since Ashley took over.

    It’s a business run like Sports Direct.
    Cheap and chatty.

    No purse strings opening this or any other season. :cry:

  46. 46
    Bobby Shinton number 9 says:

    @O’H
    :lol:

  47. 47
    richietoon says:

    OH…bob was a shilling, which is 5p these days ;-)

  48. 48
    toonsy says:

    Rich is lucky becaase he remembers old money. He has more age experience than most ;)

  49. 49
    OHurley says:

    Bobby-

    Yeah, it’s true, but I’m always optimistic lol. Something that’s hard to do when you support newcastle lol, but it’ll get better. I have faith. *fingers crossed*

    Richie- thanks for the clarification. Then, the shirt cost me 20 quid. That better?

  50. 50
    Moreno says:

    Hurley, it’s a score ;-)

  51. 51
    Big Dave says:

    Toonsy we all said at the time if it was Barton that made the tackle he would be banished for hurting one of the England goodie goodies. As he said not a word or a highlight of it, its a fuking joke

  52. 52
    richietoon says:

    Toonsy… I only know cos last time you put your hand in your pocket to get me a pint, you pulled out a half crown so I thought I’d gen up on the old coinage ;-)

  53. 53
    richietoon says:

    OH…..or 400 bob ;-)

  54. 54
    Moreno says:

    Rich :grin:

    OH – “The shirt cost me a score” if you’re wanting to slang it up.

    Or if Cockney, “Me uncle Bert cost an apple core”

  55. 55
    dan4toon says:

    I think Guthrie will start instead of Smith tomorrow with Guthrie not being out for that long and Pardew saying he doesn’t really want to risk Smith.

  56. 56
    Big Dave says:

    OH or you can just say you were fleeced my little pope heed friend :grin:
    Rich I hear OH is busting to get the new away top its secretly his fav colour :grin:

  57. 57
    richietoon says:

    Dave :lol: he plays a mean version of The Sash too I hear :lol:

  58. 58
    Big Dave says:

    Rich I heard that too its not his fault he was born a left footer :lol:

  59. 59
    Moreno says:

    ‎Cristiano Ronaldo breaks the record of the most goals scored in a single season in the league (39 goals)

    He has also beaten the all-time Real Madrid record and was the first player to score 9 league goals in 3 games.

    He has pissed all over that league.

  60. 60
    richietoon says:

    Aye Dave, nae banjo’s in OHurleys, it’s duelling flutes ;-) :lol:

  61. 61
    OHurley says:

    Dave-

    Who asked you for your opinion, ya protestant fook? ;) Btw, I didn’t get fleeced, ya bastard, unless you count 6 pounds for international shippin a fleecin’ :shock: How’s u, btw?

    Moreno- thanks for the edumacation hehe :lol:

    Rich- dare I even ask about The Sash? :???: If by Sash, you mean all that your mum was wearin’ when she answered the door last night to let me in, then yeah :mrgreen:

  62. 62
    OHurley says:

    Btw Dave-

    I gave up my allegiance to the pope upon hearing of my excommunication for my association with the Masonic fraternity… ;)

  63. 63
    richietoon says:

    OH http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sash

    OH it was my Dadm and he said you preferred the back door :lol:

  64. 64
    richietoon says:

    *Dad :roll:

  65. 65
    Big Dave says:

    OH £6 quid for P+P I ordered the wee Lad a trackie of the club and they fleeced me £12 for P+P the robbing c@nts

  66. 66
    OHurley says:

    Rich/Dave-

    Nope, don’t know that song. But I do know a great one called “Follow Me Up to Carlow” :twisted:

  67. 67
    OHurley says:

    Dave-

    Now that IS gettin’ fleeced like! What thievin’ bastards!

  68. 68
    Big Dave says:

    OH @ 62 well mate there is no probs being an Orange Mason ;-)

  69. 69
    Hi says:

    Hi everybody.

    My DJG name and ip has been banned for this site so thats why I havn’t been on. So i’m afraid toonsy you ARE a liar.

    I didn’t want you guys to think I had gone out of choice. Cheers to people like Big Dave and batty and everybody else; too many to mention.

    be interested to see how long before this post is deleted.

  70. 70
  71. 71
    Big Dave says:

    Hi what does the DJG stand for then as you could be anyone :?:

  72. 72
    Hi says:

    Big Dave
    :lol:

  73. 73
    toonsy says:

    :shock: Fock me I’ve just had a look and it was :shock:

    That’s what you get for being pissed last week I guess :lol:

    Still, it’s undone now :oops:

  74. 74
    icedog says:

    well it looks like big sam is in for west spam job poor sods :o

    and going back to toonsy last thread sturridge would opt for toon and not spuds,according to the METRO rag :shock:

  75. 75
    Big Dave says:

    DJG hows it going Lad ;-)
    Ice nice to see you on mate and I am not sure BSA will get the job if hooters goes for it :grin:

  76. 76
    OHurley says:

    Dave-

    That’d be a good solution, if only I still considered mesel a christian like. Read too much philosophy for that :|

  77. 77
    DJG says:

    Big D

    Not Bad mate apart from being banned. :evil:

    Goin to match tomorow tho that will cheer me up. :smile:

  78. 78
    toonsy says:

    Just to fill everyone in, I apologised to DJG for my part in last week. It takes a bigger man to apologise and all that.

    I’m still waiting for mine :roll:

  79. 79
    Moreno says:

    Aye ice I read that,

    although I have found that The Metro is just behind the Daily Mail for printing utter tripe.
    The Daily Mail is still the worst though as it’s vindictive utter tripe

  80. 80
    OHurley says:

    DJG-

    I was wonderin’ what happened to you, mate! Good to see ya back!

  81. 81
    DJG says:

    Im sorry toonsy,

    I won’t be winding up up for quite a while. :smile:

  82. 82
    toonsy says:

    DJG
    Posted May 21, 2011 at 8:19 PM

    “Not Bad mate apart from being banned.”

    Didn’t take you long to scurry off back to the site you slagged off so vociferously though did it you hypocritical wanker ;)

    Cringewothy :???:

  83. 83
    Big Dave says:

    DJG I believe it was a genuine mistake mate and as Wor Toonsy said he was sorry I think you should do the same and then we can get on with being the nice nighty night club, and bury the axe. as Toonsy says it take’s a real man to apologies

  84. 84
    toonsy says:

    DJG – Don’t worry about it. I went too far aswell. I usually can hav eth crack, like tonight, but last week I was going through some shit and you pressed the wrong buttons at the wrong time. Tis all.

    No hard feelings and let the wind ups continue ;)

  85. 85
    Big Dave says:

    DJG proud of ye ;-)

  86. 86
    DJG says:

    I go on several sites toonsy.

  87. 87
    Bobby Shinton number 9 says:

    @toonsy

    To be fair to DJG, would you explain why he was barred?
    It’s just cos I have been barred 3 times and still posting and I don’t want him to get my record. :razz:

    Seriously, an explanation would be fair to both parties, as I’m sure you would like to defend the liar accusations made against you.

  88. 88
    Big Dave says:

    See what happens when Ice returns everyone is getting on again :lol:

  89. 89
    Bobby Shinton number 9 says:

    Explained.

  90. 90
    icedog says:

    MORENO,all rags are a load of crap,and not only on the subject of footy.but we will get a lot of it during the close season,might even get a storey saying ashley is going to spend some cash :lol:

  91. 91
    toonsy says:

    Bobby – Basically DJG pushed my buttons so I pushed his ban one. Being pissed last week I must have forgotten about it until DJG popped and said that which is when I checked and said that he had. Nothing more nothing less :)

    Anyway, balance restored now.

  92. 92
    DJG says:

    BSN

    I bet my comments have been held more than yours :lol:

    toonsy please atone yourself and back me up on this. :smile:

  93. 93
    Big Dave says:

    Bobby 3 times :shock: you have been a bad bad boy

  94. 94
    icedog says:

    DAVE ;-)

    djg this toonsy blog,dont get it mixed up with a certain other site m8 ;-)

  95. 95
    DJG says:

    BSN

    I only called him a liar because of all the ‘I can asure you DJG isn’t banned’ comments. But if it was a genuine mistake I take it back.

  96. 96
    toonsy says:

    DJG – Is that what was happening (your comment is being held etc…)? If it does that it usually flags up? Unless it was just getting eaten by the spam filter :???:

    Dave – Bobby pushed the wrong buttons at the wrong time :lol:

    At least we;re all back in the room now though ;) can’ believe I never checked :???: Avoid Stella Cider!!!

  97. 97
    Big Dave says:

    Bobby are you still banned on organ donors :?:
    Ice and a few that the Fatman is selling the club etc etc etc :sad:

  98. 98
    Stuart79 says:

    DJG – Banned, why?

    Toonsy, you dont half go through ‘ some shit’, do do you work in stables? ;-)

  99. 99
    hitman says:

    well done toonsy on banning DJG,i just hope you wont hit the snooze button on me,but you can hit it any time on stardust like :lol:

  100. 100
    DJG says:

    toonsy

    - Nah it wasn’t like when it was held. It was just like press submit and then instantly nothing. Like the site was blocking them outright and straight away. Like the server was saying ‘Click, f### off’ :lol:

  101. 101
    toonsy says:

    Stuart79
    Posted May 21, 2011 at 8:31 PM

    “Toonsy, you dont half go through ‘ some shit’, do do you work in stables?”

    It’s because sometimes I’d rather keep certain stuff private, hence the “some shit” stuff ;)

  102. 102
    toonsy says:

    DJG – Ahh got it. It was going into the spam bin. I used to check it all the time but gave up and just delete the lot now becuase there is so many (about 10 an hour :evil: ) so if your comment wasn’t one of the first few I wouldn’t have seen it.

  103. 103
    toonsy says:

    *About 100 an hour, not 10

  104. 104
    hitman says:

    is toonsy becoming worky..debate :grin:

  105. 105
    DJG says:

    I’ll be on later. See ya’s.

  106. 106
    toonsy says:

    :lol: @ Hitman

    Well I do feel like a bell end after this debacle so I’m getting there :lol:

    That was a joke before anyone pipes up :roll:

  107. 107
    hitman says:

    fkin love it the best toon blog on the net :razz:

  108. 108
    Big Dave says:

    I have seen Toonsy apologise so he cant be a worky, and I cant remember Toonsy ever calling someone a racist or just being a complete arrogant knob either :lol:

  109. 109
    Big Dave says:

    DJG be good Lad dont be getting in to any fights :lol:

  110. 110
    Army69 says:

    alryt lads whos watching degale and groves fight 2nyt?? wot tym does it kick off? im gna watch it on the net

  111. 111
    Bobby Shinton number 9 says:

    Oh how I would love to have a button to ban toonsy.
    I would just do it for a few hours every day to get my own back. :lol:

    I love Stu’s comment about Toonsy gans thro some shit.

    It’s true! I bet Toonsy has been married more times than liz Taylor!

    I just think he loves the power. I reckon he’ll drive past the bus stop thats chiokka block on purpose when he’s gannin thru some shit. :lol:

  112. 112
    toonsy says:

    Army – Not me. Not paying 15 quid for it and my laptop cuts out when I watch stuff on the net. I hope Groves wins though as Degale is a reet cocky fecker for someone who has actually achieved nothing.

  113. 113
    Bobby Shinton number 9 says:

    @big Dave

    Aye but Worky had a point. ;-)

  114. 114
    toonsy says:

    Carry on Bobby. Make it 4. I really don’t mind ;)

  115. 115
    icedog says:

    HITMAN@107 100% agree mate.

    never ever known anybody who works in anything not make a mistake,if they havent there lazy gits who do nowt imo

  116. 116
    hitman says:

    aye dave..toonsy isnt like that,if you call someone a racist you better back that up,what that slug says about you is a fkin disgrace m8..

  117. 117
    richietoon says:

    Toonsy…..worky says can ya ban DJG as the comments on his have gone down 40% now :lol:

  118. 118
    toonsy says:

    Rich – Low blow :oops:

    :lol: :lol: :lol:

  119. 119
    icedog says:

    i bet toonsy wishs he had a f/book button on this site ie “hide this post” :lol: :lol:

  120. 120
    Moreno says:

    richie – Brilliant :lol:

  121. 121
    hitman says:

    worky is stardust best pal :lol:

  122. 122
    toonsy says:

    Nah in fairness I’ve been radge for a few weeks now, which has incidentally coincided with my new job and all the tests I’ve done. Been putting myself under pressure about it. I hate failure, and even though I’d have got a second chance at any of the tests I didn’t want yo use it so I’ve put myself under the pressure to get through everyone first time…. If I’d have failed them I could potentially be out of work, with a mortgage to pay :???: Not good

    Hence a radgie Toonsy.

    Still, all done now so I can chill knowing all tests and training are done and I can just chill out a bit.

  123. 123
    Bobby Shinton number 9 says:

    @hitman

    Worky misspelled racist he meant fascist which everyone agrees that’s what big dave is. ;-)

    Toonsy, tell the lads you’ve been sending a few crawling emails to me, telling me you made a mistake. Tell the troooooooth. ;-)

  124. 124
    Big Dave says:

    Hitman I always said that I never said owt to Worky on the Blog that I wouldn’t say to his face, but I would be certain that he wouldn’t have said have the shit he did to my face.
    I have very little time for keyboard hardmen like him ;-)

    Bobby @ 113 yeah but apparently it was stuck in some ladyboy ;-) and to think this racist has been protesting all season for Ranger to get a start :grin:

  125. 125
    toonsy says:

    Ice @ 119 – feckin too right :D

    Notice nothing has been deleted though? ;)

  126. 126
    icedog says:

    TOONSY chill out on a blog, not easy if you gan on wrong blog :mrgreen:

  127. 127
    Army69 says:

    toonsy your right , james degale is really doing my head in, hope he gets knocked out!!! me mate might hav me a ticket for the west brom match 2ora , i find out dinner time!!! really hope i can go!!!!!

  128. 128
    OHurley says:

    Toonsy- glad you’re done with all your tests, mate. I always have shitloads of them to do at my job too. They fookin suck.

  129. 129
    hitman says:

    dave the shocking thing about it is he didnt apologise m8.thats un fkin forgivable

  130. 130
    toonsy says:

    Bobby – you sure you want to talk about crawling e mails? I still have the ones you sent me you know. They are awfully embarrasing for someone as “cut and thrust” as yourself ;)

  131. 131
    hitman says:

    what tests toonsy

  132. 132
    icedog says:

    OHURLEY aye mate hard to pass those drug and drink tests :lol:

  133. 133
    richietoon says:

    Toonsy….ya were a radgie fecker before ya changed jobs, always picking on bobby :lol:

  134. 134
    Big Dave says:

    Who was it Toonsy was abusing over the Hoots going as No2 to Chelski :???:

  135. 135
    Big Dave says:

    Hitman @ 129 well it proved to me that I was right in what I had allready thought of him :grin:

  136. 136
    hitman says:

    just downloaded dirt 3,fkin shite :cry:

  137. 137
    toonsy says:

    Hitman – To become a coach driver. I’ve never been so tested in my life man :???:

    Off the top of my head I’ve had to pass nine before I even do my first route :shock:

  138. 138
    toonsy says:

    Dave @ 134 – Bobby probably :lol:

  139. 139
    hitman says:

    aye toonsy me m8 is a bus driver,you have to go through loads m8,HSE m8

  140. 140
    Big Dave says:

    Toonsy is that who it was that had the source :???: :lol:

  141. 141
    batty says:

    toonsy :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    Big Dave says:

    Bobby care to tell us what happened :???: or have you binned that source

  143. 143
    toonsy says:

    Hitman – Aye it’s mad. And now I have to wear a shirt and tie everyday :???: :(

  144. 144
    toonsy says:

    Batty – The worst thing is I’m back on the Stella Cider again tonight :lol:

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    icedog says:

    evening wor batty ;-) hows you m8

  146. 146
    batty says:

    toonsy ;-) :smile: alreet dog hows you mate :?:

  147. 147
    batty says:

    dog i rekon i will win or lose me bet tomoz :lol: :lol: me heads hoping for a grand me heart hoping for top 10 :smile:

  148. 148
    toonsy says:

    I’m alreet thoug batts. Git no shit going on this week ;)

  149. 149
    icedog says:

    BATTY ime good m8,got aboot 6 20ft containers if you know a buyer ;-)

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    richietoon says:

    batty, is Shepherds still burning?

  151. 151
    icedog says:

    BATTY you will get your cash imo m8

  152. 152
    batty says:

    kna dog i reckon we will finish 9th :smile:

  153. 153
    batty says:

    rich :???:

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    Big Dave says:

    Batty sorry to say it but I dont think you will get your bet up ;-) but it will be worth it :grin:

  155. 155
    toonsy says:

    Ice – how is the head and eyes and so on?

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    richietoon says:

    batty…is that a yes or no? :???:

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    Bobby Shinton number 9 says:

    @toonsy

    I would be more than happy for you to print any of my emails.

    Nothing cringing about them.

    :cool:

  158. 158
    batty says:

    rich its a havent got a clue what ya on aboot :lol:

  159. 159
    richietoon says:

    The scrapyard fire fire in Byker

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    icedog says:

    TOONSY heeds loads better,went to diff quack,said completely diff to NHS quack,told you i didnt trust the gits,(you have to pay like :cry: )

  161. 161
    Stuart79 says:

    Well i’m glad everyone’s getting along…

    Can I place on revord ny thanks to Micheal Ashley for putting our club in such a firm financial footing, while doing his utmost to be successful. Thanks!

    Here’s to a very exciting summer and future.

  162. 162
    richietoon says:

    *just one fire though :roll: :lol:

  163. 163
    batty says:

    rich that was dog not me ,i just give him the matches :smile:

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    Moreno says:

    Stuarts on the peev

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    batty says:

    stu the sooner the fat c@nt jumps in that hole the better :evil:

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    batty says:

    dave @154 aye it will just too finish above both red and white stripes :smile:

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    icedog says:

    BATTY told you RICHIE would find oot about the fire,didnt know you meant shepards the shop,does that mean i wont get payed i meant well :grin:

  168. 168
    toonsy says:

    Bobby – Even the one where you begged for another chance and said you;d be gutted if you weren’t allowed on the blog? ;)

  169. 169
    richietoon says:

    batty/Ice :lol:

  170. 170
    batty says:

    rich but i sent him too burn doon fat ashes hoose ,he must of mixed up in his old age :smile: rich and did you know dog has been posting on ed judases for the last week thinking he was posting on here :lol:

  171. 171
    toonsy says:

    Moreno
    Posted May 21, 2011 at 9:32 PM

    “Stuarts on the peev”

    I’m being nice also and I’m smashed currently. Must be this rapture shit that is going on :lol:

  172. 172
    richietoon says:

    batty….ya know you need to write it down for him or he forgets 5 seconds later :lol:

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    dan4toon says:

    Evening lads.

    Looking forward to going to the last game of the season tomorrow.

    Hopefully our fans hang around longer than the Sunderland fans did for their lap of ‘honor’ :grin:

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    Big Dave says:

    Ice dont take that from them, they are only doing it cause they know you cant get a hold of them

  175. 175
    icedog says:

    RICHIE the truth is all batty said was bring a petrol can,next thing i know wusssssssssh,run dog,how can i run on a scooter

  176. 176
    icedog says:

    DAVE think they could be grasses m8,ill have to watch them ;-)

  177. 177
    richietoon says:

    Ice :lol: …..reet beer all gone, gonna start on the wine and drink mesel into oblivion :roll:

  178. 178
    batty says:

    :roll: and you didnt half run 9.9 iclocked you over a 100 metres :lol:

  179. 179
    batty says:

    dog 176 thats below the belt :lol: you know how too hurt me feelings :cry:

  180. 180
    icedog says:

    RICHIE put a bit lemonade in wine takes longer to get pis@ed ;-)

  181. 181
    Big Dave says:

    Ice well I know atleast 1 of them is a grass ;-)

  182. 182
    icedog says:

    BATTY nee need to grass me up ill get me mobilty stopped noo :sad:

  183. 183
    icedog says:

    anyway it was only 10.9

  184. 184
    richietoon says:

    Ice…I need the get p!ssed quick method though mate…..Ice it was only 10.9 on the slow motion replay ;-)

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    icedog says:

    RICHIE anyway hows yours lasses test gan mate good i hope?,monday wasnt it ?

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    Army69 says:

    alreet ice dog hows things mate

  187. 187
    icedog says:

    ARMY ime good mate,mrs still hanging in there? not long noo

  188. 188
    OHurley says:

    Dog-

    Aye mate, and when ya smoke as much sh!t as I do, ya gotta be clever! :lol: :lol:

  189. 189
    OHurley says:

    Speakin of which, Dog, you know where to get any gear? Batty told me that you had the inside track on that… ;)

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    batty says:

    ohurley do you grow ya own :?:

  191. 191
    icedog says:

    OHURLEY owt you want m8,might even de a bit of tradeing for some moonshine,i find that hard to get hold of here ;-)

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    Bobby Shinton number 9 says:

    @toonsy

    Class. Ive got no regrets about my emails.

    I’ve said all along i don’t get the nicey nice banter. Still don’t.
    Gutted? Gutted for being barred for nothing, yes.

    Gutted cos I can’t post. No.

    I enjoy posting and like the craic, but put things into perspective.

    If I got barred again, I would email you asking why.

    Anyway, you’ve been fair by accepting my grovelling emails and likewise I appreciate the limited access to your Facebook account. I would hate to have full access as it’s clear you’ve got skeletons in the cupboard you don’t want me to discover. :lol: ;-)

  193. 193
    OHurley says:

    Batty,

    Yeah mate! I’ve got like 50 plants… I mean… uhh… I have no idea what you’re taalkin aboot mate… :shock:

    Dog-

    Yeah mate, the ‘shine is in the mail already ;) I reckon you could probably get Dave-O to procure some pocheen for ya. Same thing like (only our’s is better ower here like)

  194. 194
    DJG says:

    That is just evil, Metro.co.uk carry the headline..

    ‘Daniel Sturridge ‘to opt for Newcastle transfer despite Spurs interest’

    When you click on the link there is nothing. Im not sticking my neck out about any transfers. Personally I was amazed when we signed Ben Arfa, I didn’t think in a million years we would get him. :grin:

  195. 195
    OHurley says:

    Is Osaze still oot for tomorrow’s game?

  196. 196
    OHurley says:

    DJG-

    I hope that’s true. Sturridge fits the club’s profile pretty well. I think he’d be good for 20 goals a season. Fingers crossed!

  197. 197
    icedog says:

    DJG gan to http://www.metro.co.uk,you can get it through that way ;-)

  198. 198
    dan4toon says:

    DJG, I know I was pissed off when it wouldn’t work.

    I want to see what it has to say, however reliable it may be :evil:

  199. 199
    batty says:

    ohurley just a little crop then :lol:

  200. 200
    OHurley says:

    Batty-

    Yeah mate, that’s just my personal stash. Lasts me about a week ;)

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    Big Dave says:

    Bobby you there :?:

  202. 202
    batty says:

    bobby we need you on here too put every 1 right m8 ;-)

  203. 203
    OHurley says:

    Davo! How’s u mate? You look up that song I told ya aboot?

  204. 204
    DJG says:

    I wouldn’t care if he was just on a season long loan.

    Imagine starting next season no.10 HBA, no.9 Daniel Sturridge. :shock:

  205. 205
    batty says:

    ohurley 6 kilo last you a week :lol:

  206. 206
    dan4toon says:

    DJG,

    Barton Nolan Tiote N’zogbia
    Ben Arfa
    Sturridge ;-)

  207. 207
    toonsy says:

    DJG – you know a loan might not be a bad shout you know….

    Bobby – I’ll re-add you. To be fair I had some good minutes looking at those pics of your mrs ;)

  208. 208
    icedog says:

    ime off laters

  209. 209
    DJG says:

    I think personally that Ashley will spend more money on Pardew than on Hughton. Thats something the anti-Pardew brigade like to keep hush-hush but I think it’s fairly obvious.

  210. 210
    DJG says:

    I like Sturridge. He’s not a big target or a small pacy or anything really.. He’s just a goal scoring machine. Bit like Andy Cole or somebody.

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  212. 212
    Big Dave says:

    Ice take it easy im off mesel mate need some food :mrgreen:

  213. 213
    DJG says:

    Am I part of the nighty-night club again then. ;-) :grin:

  214. 214
    TonyGreenSupreme says:

    Nightey nightey folks :grin: :grin:

  215. 215
    DJG says:

    TGS

    :grin:
    :lol:

  216. 216
    richietoon says:

    Ice…..she has a few more tests to do yet mate.

    Dave…all you ever do is eat ;-)

    DJG…ya can get ya avatar back now mate, ya not undercover anymore ;-)

  217. 217
    DJG says:

    Richie

    Why do you think he’s called ‘Big’ Dave. ;-)

  218. 218
    richietoon says:

    DJG :lol: ….reet, when ya hav to close 1 eye to read what ya typing, its time to go.later lads….and nighty night bobby ;-)

  219. 219
    NewkieBrown says:

    Tomorrow will be tough, I thought Jonas was our stand out performer last time against Chelsea, he provided an effective link between our midfield and Shola and was at the heart of most of our forays into their half. Brilliant that Odemwingie and Dorrans are out, that gives us a half decent chance. West Brom have been solid lately so I think it will be a hard game, really want a win but not massively confident.

  220. 220
    AndrewT says:

    Newkie, I feel the same way u do about Jonas being out. Real shame.

    But since pardew came out today that he was gonna play a straight 4-4-2, and with Guthrie being a possibility to play, along with Best, Smith, and Lualua, we’ll actually have some decent players to choose from if the game isn’t going our way. Even if we go down a goal, I think we’ll have enough quality and drive to win this game

  221. 221
    AlanPardewProject says:

    i think i saw somewhere that pardew didnt want to play smith and he was only on standby because of injury. Hope he doesnt risk either smith, best or guthrie and maybe just give some young guns the chance.

  222. 222
    toonsy says:

    All three of Birmingham, Wigan and Blackpool can win and still go go down or lose and still stay up :shock:

  223. 223
    Beardsleys Boots says:

    Thats why its the best season ending finale EVER.
    Its even better mind because we aren’t involved :lol: :mrgreen: :lol:

  224. 224
    Beardsleys Boots says:

    All this talk of getting Sturridge is fine, but I dont think we have a hope in hell. I think he will be Chelski’s striker next season alongside Torres. :x

  225. 225
    richietoon says:

    My nightmare end to the season is us drawing and the dorty filthy scum winning :cry: …………….so a nice entertaining 3-2 win today will do nicely :grin:

  226. 226
    toonsy says:

    Rich – Even so it’s still a moral victory for us. In a season where they were supposed to be pushing for Yurope there biggest achievement will end up being finishing above a team who have just come into the league, spent about £20, changed managers half way through the season……

    Anyway, new thread up :)

  227. 227
    richietoon says:

    Aye Toonsy I know b ut being physically above them woulld be so much better……even though this season has exceeded expectations and no matter how much I’d tell myself that, I know I’ll be gutted if them feckers get above us on the last day of the season.

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