Breaking News: Toon in talks with Papiss Demba Cisse

In talks with Newcastle?
Newcastle are said to be in talks with Freiburg striker Papiss Demba Cisse according to Sky Sports News.

We were linked with the Senegal striker back in the summer and the striker even went on record to acknowledge our interest although unfortunately nothing come of it and Cisse remained at Freiburg.

So imagine my shock when I got in from work and turned Sky on to see this little chestnut rolling along the little yellow ‘breaking news’ ticker. I nearly spat my coffee out! However, with seconds seconds I was back in my defensive ‘wait and see’ mode, so that’s just what I’ll do.

Cisse has an outstanding goal record in the Bundesliga having scored 37 goals in 65 appearances which has alerted some of the bigger clubs in Europe. He is mates with Demba Ba and is also an international team-mate of his so perhaps our current goal machine has had a word in the ear of another goal machine?


More to follow. Maybe…

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618 thoughts on “Breaking News: Toon in talks with Papiss Demba Cisse

  1. BB…true, but quality like those 3 would be hard to keep happy…..unless ya winning stuff……so Samba, the FA Cup and European football it is then :mrgreen:

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  2. [email protected], I don;t know mate, I just made the name up, so yeah we’ll go for a STD πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜†

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  3. Reet. I’m off too, nearly 2am man and doesn’t look like Toonsy’s putting a new thread up :mrgreen: gan steady lads. HWTL

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  4. Lets hope we still in the FA cup when our guys get back from the ACoN.
    Anyone think we might have a good chance of winning it?

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  5. Lets hope for a couple of good draws then πŸ˜€
    Any truth to the rumours that the mackems paid for Cisses flight over so he could have talks with them?

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  6. We will win the FA cup this season and if we don’t I will borrow Toonsy’s preserved, slightly excrement stained cucumber and stick it up my bum whilst sat with legs up on the computer desk with a web cam in full view of you all, plus I’ll attach 4 metal crocodile clips to my scrotum as well, that’s how confident I am. πŸ˜†

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  7. β€œUnfortunately he was out of reach, financially, for us in the summer, but it recently became apparent that Derek Llambias and Lee Charnley could do the deal in this window.”

    Maybe Branson has stuck his hand in his pocket?

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  8. Toonsy – the deal is done… when u gona upload the video of uh…hehe
    seems as a crackin player, quick reaction and am sure will add goals. now giv meh a quality CB and close the transfer window without loosin the starting XI …. get rid of smith n co….. hehe just made my morning n Dubai… hehe gona head to pup straight away..wow

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  9. and a striker similar to BA plays from Midfield and runs to position… and got 2 good legs…. cant complain… long live NUFC

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  10. WOLF… only if we dont send anyone out the door this window and also none of the back 4 gets injured πŸ™
    its gona be painful

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  11. wolfie… if we sign Samba tomorrow then i might need scrotum after u and toonsy… hehe πŸ™‚
    and get batty ashly tatoo (me kissin his ass) πŸ™

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