St James' Park.

Game on against Stoke!

Welcome one and all to our ‘Game On’ article which this afternoon will oversee the visit of Stoke City to St James’ Park.

Three points is a must if Newcastle are to keep up any lingering hopes of stealing a place in the Champions League for next season, but three points would also help us on our way to guaranteeing European football for next season via the Europa League.

It’s not going to be easy and patience may be needed today as we set about breaking down a Stoke side who will look to nullify our own threat first and foremost before presenting any threat of their own. However they are always a danger at set pieces and one lapse in concentration at the back may be enough to have us chasing the game and looking for a way back into it.

Anyway, no more waffle is needed really. We know what is needed and, by listening to some of the players during the week, so do they. All we can do is wait and see how it pans out.

However, if you are a bit more information, maybe some stats or injury news then you could always have a look at our Stat Attack or Match Preview if you haven’t already done so. Both are worth a read but, as always, the Stat Attack brings an insight into the game that goes far deeper than many other sites out there.

That wraps it up really. Team news is featured below and will be updated as and when the full teamsheet becomes available. Also the game is not on TV here in the UK so if anybody just happens to stumble across a stream that looks useful the please feel free to share the link with your fellow NUFC fans.

Howay the lads!

Newcastle: Tim, Krul, Danny Simpson, Mike Williamson, Fabricio Coloccini, Davide Santon, Yohan Cabaye, Cheik Tiote, Jonas Gutierrez, Hatem Ben Arfa, Papiss Cisse, Demba Ba

Subs: Rob Elliot, Shane Ferguson, James Perch, Dan Gosling, Ryan Taylor, Leon Best, Shola Ameobi

Stoke: Asmir Begovic, Andy Wilkinson, Robert Huth, Ryan Shawcross, Marc Wilson, Ryan Shotton, Wilson Palacios, Glenn Whelan, Matthew Etherington, Peter Crouch, Jonathan Walters

Subs: Thomas Sorenson, Matthew Upson, Deam Whitehead, Jermaine Penant, Cameron Jerome, Kenwyne Jones, Ricardo Fuller


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    icedog says:

    said before just glad krul made it :grin:

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    icedog says:

    guthrie must have injury not even on bench :???:

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    Dan says:

    What do you reckon then lads? I think it’s going to be a very tough game! 2-1 toon! Ba to score both!

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    Big Dave says:

    Good team for today, Ice I think Guthrie picked up an injury :?:

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    Moreno says:

    Might be on Channel1 when it kicks off. Really reliable streaming usually. End of Chelsea Arsenal on there now

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    Newkie says:

    Kimtoon-Yeah clearly the best subject :mrgreen: Although I was actually better at English Lit in school…probably because you can get away with spouting pretentious bullsh*t more often than history ;-) No offence to your daughter! :lol:

    Yeah not too convinced it will help me much job wise, if I’m sure I’ll be regretting my time when I’m back working minimum wage…maybe :cool:

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    Newkie says:

    Krul’s in then…fingers crossed Timmy, stay strong!

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    Axel says:

    Wonder if Guthrie has played his last game for us . I fancy us too get a few goals and the 3 points today .

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    I suppose we’re hoping for an Arsenal win, no?

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    Big Dave says:

    I hope the chelski arse game finishes the way it is :grin:

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    I was wondering if the long-ish lay off for us would dampen Cisse’s fire a bit.

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    Dave, you thinking we could overtake L’arse?

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    kimtoon says:

    RVP just made a real hash of that chance :shock:

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    Big Dave says:

    :lol: RVP isn’t having his best of games today greedy bastad

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    Moreno says:

    I want a Chelsea win for one of my coupons

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    CC says:

    I would take anything other than a chelsea win

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    icedog says:

    FSOTC been a while mate,hope your back with a bang :grin:

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    Big Dave says:

    FSOTC not really mate but you never know :lol: I just don’t think us and chelski will comedown to 1 pt

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    Big Dave says:

    Moreno @ 16 :shock: can’t believe you would lower yerself

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    Hey now, Icer! Been buried with work so haven’t been on here much, but watching games and reading up when I can, thanks. All’s well with you & yours, I hope.

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    kimtoon says:

    Newkie ,The tutors for Hazels Eng lit course were real mean mothers. :lol:
    Good luck with the dissertation . Perhaps you should of written one on the history of suffering of Newcastle fans ;-) :grin:

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    icedog says:

    tiote going to get kicked a lot imo,hope he keeps his heed :x

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    Moreno says:

    Tell you what…Chelsea were absolutely awful there. Arsenal should be kicking themselves

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    Moreno says:

    Dave @ 20.

    For a grand and a half off a quid…I’d lower myself :lol:

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    kimtoon says:

    So arsenal 0.0 Chelsea that’ll do :grin:

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    CC says:

    I hope chelsea play that team against us with the cup final 3 days after

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    Moreno says:

    If you base gambling on emotional attachment you will lose! In my experience anyway….

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    Sharpy17 says:

    Can see Pullis point like, don’t even think Ba would make their bench :???: :shock: :roll: :lol:

    Our strongest 11 in the 4-3-3 formation. Happy with that.
    Hope the ref keeps an eye on Huth though. I reckon he’ll try and kick lumps out of Cisse today like.


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    AngelOfDeath says:

    Best result for newcastle. :shock:

    A draw suits newcastle the most,another 2points drop for chelsea, 2points drop for arsenal.

    If we win stoke later,we are just 2points off arsenal. ;-)

    Here’s hoping QPR beats Spurs too.

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    Big Dave says:

    Moreno well they have just fuked it up for ye :roll:

    Ice I think he will keep his cool, I have been pleased with the way his anger managment classes have been going for him this season :grin:

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    toonsy says:

    Nice to see the Arsenal fans streaming out five minutes before time with the game neither won or lost :roll:

    If it was me paying Emirates prices for a seat they’d have to get bailiffs to evict me before the ground staff went home :lol:

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    Big Dave says:

    AOD it hurts me to want qpr to win because I want to see them drop like a stone, but on this occasion I will get behind them :shock:

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    ksmit says:

    3 points

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    Big Dave says:

    any links up and working yet :?: :grin:

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    AngelOfDeath says:

    @Big Dave: See, a draw between Arsenal & Chelsea is the best result for us.

    And QPR has been doing pretty well at home so there’s no need to feel dirty supporting them. :lol:

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    toonsy says:

    Richie promoting his own site again :roll: ;)

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    richietoon says:

    :shock: :lol:

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    Big Dave says:

    Richie the nut job

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    CC says:

    gonzalez :roll: :lol:

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    AngelOfDeath says:

    Welcome back Mr Leon Best. :mrgreen:

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    Johno Toon says:

    Think that will be the perfect result in that game if we get the 3 points today. If we get an early goal can see us winning comfortable.

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    Sharpy17 says:

    Forgot the Spurs game was a later kickoff today.
    They will defo be encouraged by the Arsenal score and of course they will know our result by the time they play. So we have to put the pressure on them and win today. QPR are playing well at home and are in the relegation mix so today wont be a banker for Spurs.

    God it takes ages to get to 3pm on a Saturday doesn’t it ….. Come on man!!!!!!!

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    Big Dave says:

    I just hope we can score early

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    HBA39 says:

    Common lads, an other victory and lets continue the dream.

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    toonsy says:

    Need to watch that Waters twat. Always scores against us.

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    Big Dave says:

    I hope Ba hears more misery on that c@nt pulis :lol:

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    Big Dave says:

    Lets get it on
    Howay the Lads

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    toonsy says:

    Great pass by Cabaye there. Unlucky

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    Newkie says:

    Kimtoon-It’s a decent idea, but the dissertaion’s only supposed to be 12,000 words. The suffering of Newcastle fans would be that many pages alone surely? :razz:

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    Big Dave says:

    some nice passing up to now

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    Big Dave says:

    Newkie yeah if you were doing just the mini version :lol:

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    Big Dave says:

    cisse was just bundled over there :evil:

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    toonsy says:

    Coloc just let Walters go unchecked then :|

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    kimtoon says:

    We look nervy ,really need a goal to settle us .

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    richietoon says:

    Get in there you fekin beauty cabaye

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    HBA39 says:

    Bennnyyy one ball one goallll

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    kimtoon says:

    Cabayeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee goallllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll :lol:

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    JJ says:

    Brilliantly done Benny.

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    toonsy says:

    Get in Cabs!

    Class act that lad ;)

    Great play by Benny

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    Big Dave says:

    I had a feeling Benny was going to produce a bit of magic there :lol: the guy is a fuking star, and lovely finish from Cabaye

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    Johno Toon says:

    Dreamboat you little beauty!

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    kimtoon says:

    That bloody link froze just as Cisse headed the ball ,I was left with audio only :lol:

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    geordie deb says:

    Dreammmbbbbooooaattttt mwah mwah xx
    Fab play by Benny

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    CC says:

    Was it a good goal my computers being a twat, The picture keeps freezing but i can still hear the commentary… :roll:

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    Joe says:

    Benny….he makes a goal whenever the hell he wants :-)

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    Big Dave says:

    Cabaye in the advanced role is a different player alltogether, and the type I always thought he was going to be ;-)

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    richietoon says:

    wooo hooo cisse

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    Joe says:

    Cisse he scores when he wants ….get in

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    HBA39 says:

    Commonn Cababye Cisse, what a fucking pass and a fucking finish

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    CC says:

    Get in papiss lad :razz:

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    Newkie says:

    We bloody deserve Champions League. We play beautiful stuff :mrgreen:

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    kimtoon says:

    Cisse you beauty

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    Big Dave says:

    come on lads maybe this is the thumping we are due to hand out

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    JJ says:

    Wow wow wow, just an incredible goal, great finish Cisse, great ball Cabaye… That was Barcelona stuff!!!

    Tore them to pieces… Come on lads let go on to make it 6-0

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    Dubtoon says:

    Incredible pass by cabaye :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:


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    toonsy says:

    Papiss ;)

    Great ball by Cabaye. Class act ;)

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    geordie deb says:

    fantastic 2-0

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    Dubtoon says:

    even alan smith is scroing :lol:

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    hitman says:

    fk me smith has scored for the dons :shock:

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    toonsy says:

    This must be the hoofball the likes of Chuck think we play?

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    Newkie says:

    Alan smith just scored! :lol:

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    kimtoon says:

    Smith just scored for MK DONS :shock:

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    Moreno says:

    Smudge scored! Get in son

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    DanishToon says:

    We are totally in control!!!
    This team is amazing, i haven’t seen Newcastle play like that in years!!

    Lets crush em 5-0

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    AngelOfDeath says:

    A goal for Papiss Cisse would mean that he’d scored in six successive PL games – the first player to achieve that feat this season (Wayne Rooney, Rafael Van der Vaart and Robin Persie all got to five before drawing a blank).


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    toonsy says:

    72% possession for us. Has to be worth an extra point no? ;)

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    Whumpie says:

    Artnoon from Devon, lads and lasses. As I’m expected to provide punditry on Ian Wright’s show later, can I just open with the kind of incisive, intelligent and considered observation we expect on such shows?

    Shit, we are good, aren’t we?


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    M says:

    Jonas is the master at winning a FK

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    Big Dave says:

    Right we need Ba to get on the sheet

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    HBA39 says:

    Benny is just pure class with his direct pass between players

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    JJ says:

    Stoke play such shit football. If any team deserved to get relegated…

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    M says:

    Colo on the left wing, haha!

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    toonsy says:

    We’re absolutely pissing this in pretty much every department

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    JJ says:

    Tiote has tried to be a bit too fancy with his passing… He’s been out for a while so understandable. That’s four he has passed to the oppostion though…

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    Big Dave says:

    pulis looks like a fuking charva knobheed

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    M says:

    Hatem is having fun here

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    Dubtoon says:

    Tiote misplacing a few passes trying to more ambitious like benny and cabs :smile:

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    Big Dave says:

    JJ yeah his passing is a wee tad off

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    Whumpie says:

    “We’re absolutely pissing this in pretty much every department”

    Cheers, Toonsy – I may use that! :lol:

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    CC says:

    big dave

    Hes rivalled in the charva stakes only by Arty Ziff in the mackems dugout… ;-)

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    JJ says:

    I would like two more before half time :lol:


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    richietoon says:

    Dave agree but I’d substitute “looks like” with “is” ;-)

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    AngelOfDeath says:

    We need a penalty for ba to score. :oops:

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    Big Dave says:

    I have always thought Simmo was a decent player but I think he is getting better

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    Dubtoon says:

    Ridiculous control by hba on that crossfield pass. Toonsy, you need to get a drooling icon for next season ;-)

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    HBA39 says:

    Santon is really very very good today. Winning all his duals

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    Big Dave says:

    oh close there for Ba

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    kimtoon says:

    Always gonna pull Benny down ,they can’t handle him :twisted:

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    Newkie says:

    Do need to be careful though, they can make goals out of nothing-ala set pieces.

    Come on lads, lets bury em :mrgreen:

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    Whumpie says:

    I think Demba’s going to get on the sheet today. Just a gut feel. Possibly just optimism. Working his bits off as usual.

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    Big Dave says:

    Toonsy I wonder if Chuck even watches our games :lol:

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    toonsy says:

    Dave – Doubt it

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    CC says:

    Good effort

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    kimtoon says:

    Nice try by Santon

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    Joe says:

    @Dubtoon…ridiculous is the word when it comes to Ben Arfa. I haven’t seen this kind of confidence and pomp since the first Keegan era

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    Big Dave says:

    Santon didn’t really know what to do there

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    richietoon says:

    Dave…makes no odds if you watch something if you don’t have the mental capacity to absorb and understand what you’re seeing ;-)

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    Big Dave says:

    Benny is getting 3 players on him now

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    kimtoon says:

    Tiote down ,c’mon ref ffs

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    toonsy says:

    Tiote has only played five games since January :shock:

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    Big Dave says:

    Richie are you saying he is clueless :lol:

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    Big Dave says:

    we must have been practising our passing a lot more lately :grin:

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    HBA39 says:

    good link someone mine is broken

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    richietoon says:

    Dave….yep :mrgreen:

    Toonsy tbf we’ve only played 8 since he got back from the ACoN

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    CC says:

    Id love us to sign shotton he looks class :lol:

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    Whumpie says:

    Pulis is going mental. And he moves a bit like Norman Wisdom when he gets angry. :lol:

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    icedog says:

    he wants to stay in those sewers in the states,let him drink his amstel doon there :evil:

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    toonsy says:

    The Premier League table looks rather nice ;)

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    JJ says:


    Simmo is extremely sound defensively. It’s just when he has the ball at his feet he doesn’t seem comfortable. But he is a good player and I hope we keep him.

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    toonsy says:


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    kimtoon says:

    Whumpie @131 :lol: That is so true.

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    richietoon says:

    Toonsy…tbf I wouldn’t give anyone for crouch either :lol:

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    Dubtoon says:

    @136 :lol: :oops:

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    toonsy says:

    Cisse’s goal again if anyone wants to have a look

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    kimtoon says:

    Well we need another 2 for my 4.0 prediction ,got to have Ba on the score sheet . He is working his socks off and deserves a goal ,really hope he can get one ….or two :grin:

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    The passing and the run on the 2nd goal was absolutely superb. Excellent–Cabaye has been an absolute revelation now that he’s been moved up further.

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    icedog says:

    RICHIE are you sure,theres a little spanish fellow that might change your mind ;-) :grin:

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    CC says:

    Hopefully we continue in the same vein and not do the same as we did against wolves

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    Dubtoon says:

    Jeff just said cisse was first newcastle player to score in 6 consecutive games in pl. Shearer scored in 7 in a row no? Maybe that was at Bburn?

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    Big Dave says:

    Toonsy @ 136 thats because no other fuker would take him :lol: did you get my mail :?:

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    Toon@Jer says:

    I notice how the front 4 constantly interchanges position, e.g: Cabaye played Left, central and right midfield. Brilliant idea as Stoke’s defence just don’t know who to mark. Notice how central Ba is playing today :mrgreen:

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    David says:

    Ba’s work rate is incredible, but just doesn’t seem to be happening for him again today. Fingers crossed he gets a goal.

    Off topic – I love american commentary.

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    icedog says:

    TOONSY that was quick,aye kids keep you on your toes like ;-)

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    richietoon says:

    Ice….I’m sure……probably :mrgreen:

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    Axel says:

    This team is better than the entertainers we are just pure class , my mind is now made up Cabaye is the best signing we made last summer .

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    Newkie says:

    -125 Feck :shock:
    That’s really surprising..doesn’t ever feel like we really missed him either… :roll:

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    Zoë Vicarage says:

    Anyone got a link? Mine has just gone dead, fantastic display from us so far/ The passing is flowing between everyone very nicely

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    DanishToon says:

    Cisse broke some records..
    first to score six in a row for newcastle:-)

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    richietoon says:

    Zoe@134 ;-)

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    griff says:

    Seem to be playing out from the back rather than goal kick. Deliberate choice obviously and I personally prefer it. Just wonder if Krul isn’t 100% though?

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    CC says:

    should have headed it

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    Big Dave says:

    oh Ba close there son

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    DanishToon says:

    Come on BA!!! he usually scores on a chance like that

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    Big Dave says:

    cant stand that knob shawcross :evil:

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    M says:

    couldve headed it… or went down when he was shoved in the back

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    Dubtoon says:

    Hoilett at it again

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    M says:

    he’s onside man, u tool

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    toonsy says:

    That was onside. Never mind though eh :roll:

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    richietoon says:


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    M says:

    and again! f me

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    kimtoon says:

    Feck offside :evil:

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    CC says:

    Linos guessed twice

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    JJ says:

    English referees are so shit.

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    Moreno says:

    what the f*cking hell is this linesman playing at? :evil:

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    Dubtoon says:

    Two bad offside decision in a minute and goal disallowed :evil: :evil: :evil:

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    toonsy says:

    And Cisse was level there also :roll:

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    kimtoon says:

    No onside :shock: Shit we should be Chelski ;-)

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    M says:

    Demba looking sharper 2nd half

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    Sharpy17 says:

    Cabaye must have been such a frustrated footballer at the start of this season – he seems to be lovely that advanced role and is bloody good at it.
    Sunday rags will have someone buying Cisse and Cabaye for £100m in the summer :lol:

    Come on Ba son, find the net!!!!

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    kirkyman says:

    Really wish Demba would get a goal…..he deserves one!

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    kimtoon says:

    Should be a corner :evil:

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    Dubtoon says:

    So thats two corners and a goal we havent been given in 5 minutes….

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    CC says:


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    Hey–a question for you players and weekend warriors: When Cameron Jerome was getting ready to come on, he put something on his shirt–some kind of cream or ointment or something, maybe to help his breathing. Can anybody tell me what that was?

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    M says:

    pure fucking silk Mr Cabaye

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    Dubtoon says:

    :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

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    JJ says:

    Isn’t this just brilliant to watch!!!

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    richietoon says:

    Gooooaaalllll cabaye

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    toonsy says:

    Cabaye. CLASS

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    Newkie says:

    Cabaye. What a player.

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    HBA39 says:

    Common pure class finishh

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    Big Dave says:

    Cabaye for a hat-trick ;-)

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    richietoon says:

    FSOTC…wicks vapour rub I’d guess

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    Fucking Cabaye, man. Superb.

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    toonsy says:

    FSOTC – There’s loads of stuff you can put on your shirt. Olbas Oil is a goodun.

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    JJ says:

    So I’m guessing Cabaye might sneak man of the match ;-)

    If Cisse’s goal wasn’t disallowed it would have been four braces in four games… (Eight goals in four).

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    CC says:

    Jerome a bit out of his depth taking on the curly one

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    Big Dave says:

    i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again, from Cabaye started playing more forward he is fuking brilliant and looks happier too

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    kimtoon says:

    Well done Cabaye but I missed it link keeps Freezing :evil:

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    Dubtoon says:

    Now come on, get timmy a fourth clean sheet in a row :twisted:

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    JJ says:

    Ben Arfa has a silky touch… Cisse isn’t far behind.

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    Yeah, Richie, kind of what I was thinking. Anybody ever use that for their Sunday pub team? Does it work well?

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    kimtoon says:

    One more for my 4.0

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    MrT76 says:

    God. We look fooking special today here like.

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    SolanosTrumpet says:


    It’s almost impossible for teams to control all four of them. We have so many game changing players.

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    Big Dave says:

    perch on to shore the MF up :???:

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    M says:

    get in Perch!

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    toonsy says:

    Gwan Perch! Nothing gets past the Mansfield Zanetti ;-)

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    Newkie says:

    Shame he couldn’t get a hatty, but better safe than sorry!

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    Dubtoon says:

    Big dave. Clears the way for a mazy guti run through the middle for the fourth, more licence to go forward now ;-)

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    Joe says:

    Percinho with a flying block 5 second after coming on. Great game from everyOne so far

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    richietoon says:

    Fstoc…..nah, Toonsy got arrested last time he tried to rub it on a sunday pub team ;-) :lol:

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    Newkie says:

    Tiote’s passing has been a bit off today, tho it does look like he’s trying harder balls.

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    DanishToon says:

    We arent any good, they are just crap..
    Stoke supporters really getting low :cry:
    :evil: :cool:

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    richietoon says:

    Danish…they seem a tad upset :lol:

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    N’er heard of that one Toonsy. Maybe not available in the states?

    Tell you what, I really want to see Ba get one here and I really want to see Best come on for Cisse too. I’d like to see him get back in the mix because he combined so very well with Ba.

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    ron says:

    Opta Sports ‏ @OptaJoe
    5 – Yohan Cabaye has either scored (one) or assisted (four) five goals in Newcastle’s last three league games. Streak.

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    M says:

    shouldve gone to Papiss there Perchy

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    Newkie says:

    Ahh Colo :cry:

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    kimtoon says:

    C’mon Ba get a goal .

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    Dubtoon says:

    Our Cb and DM taking them apart now :smile:

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    ron says:

    great interception by papiss there

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    AngelOfDeath says:

    Every player is actually helping ba to score. :shock:

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    ron says:


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    M says:

    Shola time!

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    Ba’s just dying to score. Really hope he gets one because he’s forcing it now and that’s not good.

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    DanishToon says:

    I can remember those times… :cry:

    But why think about that now!!!! :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool:

    Loving this team :lol:

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    AngelOfDeath says:

    Even Pardew wants ba to score. ;-)

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    toonsy says:

    As AOD says, looks like it’s mission get Ba a goal now :lol:

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    Ah, well, was hoping for Besty, but Shola’s been a super sub lately.

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    Dubtoon says:

    FSOTC – you had it right the first time ;-)

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    AngelOfDeath says:

    Bring off ben arfa,get Best in.

    3prong attack. :twisted:

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    Sharpy17 says:

    Cabaye is different class today like.

    Also None of the relegation teams getting beat so pressure on QPR to beat Spurs

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    JJ says:

    Shola has been super sub for about a month now, but today he is looking like Shola again ;-)

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    DanishToon says:

    Supporting this team is like having sex with the ugly girl from the bar..

    Just relax and let her do job..

    and wait for the happy ending :grin:

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    Right on Dubtoon. Thanks.

    By the way, Dubtoon because of Lee Perry, Augustus Pablo and King Tubby or Dubtoon because of James Joyce, Sean O’Casey and James Plunkett?

    Or perhaps some other reason?

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    Hatem Ben Arfa defending. The boy has grown up, methinks. Impressive.

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    The ugly girl: She works hard to please. I’ll give her that.

    I guess ugly guys like us work pretty hard too, when it comes down to it.

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    CC says:

    What a fucking tool marriner is

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    Dubtoon says:

    The latter fsotc (went to same school as JJ). Though i’m curious as to who this king tubby is :lol:

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    M says:

    Jonathan Walters is a fucking shit footballer

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    Perch to right back. Is there anything he can’t do?

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    King Tubby: Dub luminary, lesser known, perhaps than Augustus & Scratch, probably not as good, truth be told, but solid & deep fundamental sound.

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    DanishToon says:

    if she is to ugly then throw something over her head, stick some flags in her ears, and place a dirty magazine on her back… :cool:

    I play in a band, i am not the ugly guy :grin:

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    Big Dave says:

    she looks real interested :lol:

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    Dubtoon says:

    Danish – is that girl on screen the one you were talking about ;-)

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    toonsy says:

    Bet that lad is well proud if the TV Camera showing off his fat wife :lol:

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    M says:

    what a save! f me!

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    Dubtoon says:

    Aw that was a peach

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    Newkie says:

    Beautiful effort from Cheick :mrgreen:

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    M says:


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    Big Dave says:

    oh what a shot from Tiote

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    kimtoon says:

    Jesus close there

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    Dubtoon says:

    I seem to remember him scoring a fourth goal for us before :twisted:

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    Check out Tiote, man.

    Cheik out Tiote! Ha!

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    DanishToon says:

    :grin: :grin: :grin:

    No she’s on speed dail

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    richietoon says:

    Toonsy…the munter didn’t look owa happy :lol:

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    Big Dave says:

    COME ON LADS :grin:

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    AngelOfDeath says:

    Looks like ba cannot score today again. :cry:

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    CC says:

    Stoke are a fucking shit fucking tedious orrible football club

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    I’ve seen plenty of ugly dudes in bands, partner.

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    richietoon says:

    well done Santon

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    CC says:

    munter by some standards maybe, ive been with worse ;-)

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    M says:

    Santon’s had a stormer today

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    Big Dave says:

    well played Santon cool as a cucumber

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    DanishToon says:

    Fans Should Own The Club:

    yir.. that is why they play in a band :grin:

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    richietoon says:

    CC….didn’t say I wadn’t :mrgreen:

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    AngelOfDeath says:

    Ba and van persie goal drought happen around the same time. :shock:

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    CC says:

    Fecking great performance :grin: :grin:

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    Big Dave says:

    Crouch :lol: what would pulis tha chav do without him :lol:

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    DanishToon says:

    Good game..

    Come on QPR!

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    Dubtoon says:

    Well done lads. Brilliant performance today. Be proud

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    Newkie says:

    4th straight clean sheet…apparently we’ve never achieved that in the Prem before :shock:

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    Big Dave says:

    Richie @ 270 theres not many you wouldn’t

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    AngelOfDeath says:

    FT Newcastle 3-0 Stoke. A sixth successive win for Newcastle – their best run since 1996. Cabaye grabbed two and Cisse, of course, got the other.

    :lol: :lol:

    Krul for golden glove now. :shock:

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    Spurs have to be shitting their pants. We’re on fire. They’re a wet sack of mice.

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    richietoon says:

    Dave…very true, I just hate the thought of any lasses missing out :lol:

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    Big Dave says:

    Newkie 14 th ;-)

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    icedog says:

    great result,and a scum player sent off too,couldnt be better,well it can come on qpr :grin:

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    toonsy says:


    Not even for Messi? Probably not actually as you wouldn’t know how to utilise him you geriatric twat :roll:

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    kimtoon says:

    Great result lads only thing missing is a Ba goal,feel for him as he’s worked so hard again today. Big pressure on Spuds now C’mon QPR.

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    SolanosTrumpet says:

    Didn’t have to get out of 3rd gear today. Come the Chelsea game we are going to be unbelievably fresher than them.

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    HBA39 says:

    Its a nice thing, I think RVP scores his last goal against us, and was mocking Krul and our tteam, so now he doesn’t score that’s a good story.
    Perfect game today, all the game in the control, I just know even more regret these 2 points lost against the Wolwes and this penalty missed against Sunderland.

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    Dubtoon says:

    Toonsy don’t talk about geriatric twats around richie, he cant help himself it seems :shock:

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    Toon Chicken says:

    Ou est le neggers?

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    We played beautifully today, but is that partly because Stoke just yield the midfield and try to hoof it over?

    Or are we just on fucking fire!?!?

    Props to Jonas in his new role–He’s become a bit invisible the way Cabaye did for a while playing that role, but he was solid today.

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    Toon Chicken says:

    Hitman, Craig Chisholm, Bobby Bullshit, Troll Status, Baggy Grandma – you’re incessant shite took a heel of a beating today.

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    Michael12 says:

    Great result. We must not forget our defence which has been mighty. Another clean sheet with several wins in a row now. We are taking the fight for a champions league place.

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    geordie deb says:

    Another great result today from the lads, howay QPR

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    richietoon says:

    DubT :shock: :lol:

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    Dubtoon says:

    Onto the next big game now. Think i might’ve preferred if they got a point today to make them feel safe but no matter. I’m sure pards has something else up his sleeve

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    Toon Chicken says:

    Michael12 a pretty sure you were calling Pardew clueless a few months back? Am I wrong???

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    AngelOfDeath says:

    Guess what lads,stoke face arsenal next game.

    Chelsea vs. QPR.

    We might need to start rooting for Stoke and QPR next week.

    Especially QPR later too.

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    geordie deb says:

    Toonsy isn’t your wife a Portsmouth fan – she won’t be very happy with them being relegated. Hope young Billy get’s initiated into the Toon Army

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    Toon Chicken says:

    Big Dave – you not think its funny that your Bessie pal has jumped ship as soon as things are looking up for the toon?

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    kimtoon says:

    Looking forward to MOTD tonight as I missed two of the goals due to link freezing at the exact moment we scored :evil:

    Also when working out our points total 7 games ago I thought we would amass 62 at the end of the season and hopefully enough to get us 6th .Well here we are sitting in 4th on 62 with 4 games and 12 more points up for grabs .It’s bloody dreamland lads ‘n’ lasses bloody dreamland. :grin: :grin: :cool:

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    geordie deb says:

    Agree KimToon. Who would of dreamed of this at the start of the season. We are game of the day on sky sports 2 later

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    toonsy says:

    Deb – She used to be a Portsmouth fan ;) :twisted:

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    mark says:

    cracking result. cabaye was superb, Santon was very impressive. the rest were shite ;)

    does the reality train go to europe? ;)

    cracking match on soon, Qpr v Spurs

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    toonsy says:

    Match report up now guys n gals :)

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    kimtoon says:

    Deb ,just been listening to Shearer talking on 5live. He said he had dinner with Pards 10 days ago and when talking about Toon getting Champs league spot .Said he told him why not .Said that we deserve it and are the in form team. :grin:

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    mark says:


    only the two mighty manchester clubs have taken more points since boxing day :)

    toon toon

    spurs have 5 in midfield, Defoe up on his tod.

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    kimtoon says:

    Mark I hadn’t realised that, wow amazing. :cool:

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    Sharpy17 says:

    Kim – your boy has done it again like!! ;-)

    Just watched the highlights on ESPN app and it was the Cabaye show. What a pass for Cisses goal :shock: :cool:

    There wasn’t a single Stoke highlight!!!

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    Michael12 says:

    @Toon chicken: 296: I concede he has got it right in several of the games since congratulations to him. I criticised when he got it wrong so now I praise him when he is doing well and getting it right.

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