Cabaye at the double

Newcastle continued applying pressure in the race for the Champions League with a well deserved victory over Stoke City this afternoon.

Yohan Cabaye and Papiss Cisse gave Newcastle and early foothold in a game the hosts never really looked like losing, before Cabaye scored his second of the game to seal all three points for the home side.

Barring Steven Taylor, Newcastle named what is effectively their strongest team with the only change from the 2-0 victory over Bolton being Cheik Tiote returning to the starting line up. Meanwhile Stoke made three changes from the side that drew 1-1 at Aston Villa with Dean Whitehead, Rory Delap and Kenwyne Jones being replaced by Andy Wilkinson, Glenn Whelan and Peter Crouch.

Newcastle started off brightly without really threatening and you got the sense that the longer the away side could stay level the more they fancied their chances. That theory proved short lived though when Hatem Ben Arfa received the ball on the left wing 14 minutes in and jinked his way past Ryan Shotton before sending over an inch perfect cross for Papiss Cisse who saw his looping header rebound off the crossbar into the path of Yohan Cabaye who headed the rebound powerfully past Asmir Begovic.

Just four minutes later it was 2-0, and two players who conspired to score the opener again combined to put some distance between the two sides, with Yohan Cabaye threading an excellent pass through the Stoke defence for Papiss Cisse who calmly slotted the ball into the corner of the Leazes End net.

Newcastle were playing some excellent stuff and really had Stoke chasing shadows at time, which was perhaps highlighted best when Hatem Ben Arfa bamboozled Wilson Palacios leaving the Honduran with no other option than to pull the enigmatic Frenchman down and earn a yellow card for his troubles.

It could have been 3-0 ten minutes before half-time after Yohan Cabaye threaded yet another ball through the heart of the Stoke defence, this time for Demba Ba who was just pipped to the ball by Ryan Shawcross. Davide Santon also went close after being played in, again by Cabaye, and advancing on the Stoke goal only to shoot tamely at goal.

The second half started off in much the same way as the first, with the home side on the front foot and controlling things. Indeed Demba Ba could have put the hosts out of sight within a minute of the restart had he not looked to take an extra touch in front of goal following a fine Hatem Ben Arfa cross.

Papiss Cisse had the ball in the back of the net following a fine effort from Demba Ba although the smiles were short-lived as the linesman adjudged Cisse to be offside when the ball was struck. TV replays disagree however and show that the Senegal hitman was level at worst. Never mind though as a third legitimate goal soon followed from Yohan Cabaye who curled the ball expertly into the far corner from 25 yards out.

It was exhibition stuff from Newcastle who dominated a poor Stoke outfit. It could have been 4-0 although Fabricio Coloccini managed to waste a free header just six yards from goal, all brought about by a corner earned by Demba Ba who had his shot deflected wide.

With the game won and Stoke not presenting any real threat, Newcastle took their foot off the pedal for the last 20 minutes or so. However they were still easily the better of the two teams and cruised to a comfortable win in a game they never looked like losing from the word go. It didn’t stop them trying to extend the lead either, with Asmir Begovic being forced into two fine saves from long rage Cheik Tiote shots.

In summary, another win for Newcastle, another clean sheet, another goal for Papiss Cisse, and another indication that the Magpies are fighting to the last. As things stand we sit in the final Champions League place, and anything other than a win for Tottenham at Loftus Road this evening will ensure that is where we’ll end the weekend.

Howay the lads!

Newcastle: Tim, Krul, Danny Simpson, Mike Williamson, Fabricio Coloccini, Davide Santon, Yohan Cabaye, Cheik Tiote, Jonas Gutierrez, Hatem Ben Arfa, Papiss Cisse, Demba Ba

Subs: Rob Elliot, Shane Ferguson, James Perch, Dan Gosling, Ryan Taylor, Leon Best, Shola Ameobi

Stoke: Asmir Begovic, Andy Wilkinson, Robert Huth, Ryan Shawcross, Marc Wilson, Ryan Shotton, Wilson Palacios, Glenn Whelan, Matthew Etherington, Peter Crouch, Jonathan Walters

Subs: Thomas Sorenson, Matthew Upson, Dean Whitehead, Jermaine Penant, Cameron Jerome, Kenwyne Jones, Ricardo Fuller

NUFC Blog Man of the Match: Yohan Cabaye – Two goals and one assist from the former Lille Captain who put in a performance of the highest calibre.

Attendance: 52,162

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172 Comments

  1. 1
    Newkie says:

    Tottenham 8-0 loss would be a nice finish for the day ;-)

  2. 2
    AngelOfDeath says:

    @NewKIE: If that happens i will run naked out in public. :oops:

    Anyway,just a draw will also help.

  3. 3
    TOONPIPES says:

    Unreal .. check the table .. unreal .. this is class .. cabaye is CLASS .. we have genuine class

  4. 4
    kimtoon says:

    Nice one Toonsy ,I hope you had young Billy propped up on your lap watching the link :lol gotta start em young you know.
    We were breathtakeing at times today and I think Chelsea and even free scoreing Citeh will be a wee bit scared at the prospect of playing us.
    I’m so lovin this season ,really don’t want it to end , a good cup run would of been the icing on the cake, still can’t be too greedy like ;-) :razz:

  5. 5
    funkyjesus says:

    According to Pardew and Soccer Saturday, Williamson was excellent as he big manned Stoke into being totally ineffective.

    I hope people see Williamson brings defensive aspects to the club no one else does – Taylor included.

  6. 6
    Newkie says:

    Funkyjesus-Agreed, he’s been written off for far too long.

  7. 7
    M says:

    haha… 1-0 QPR!!!!!!

  8. 8
    AngelOfDeath says:

    What a free kick goal.

    QPR 1-0. :shock:

  9. 9
    mark says:

    Spurs are rattled :lol:

  10. 10
    icedog says:

    great game and result,did anyone take note before game well lunchtime pardew said some players he would like have agreed to come sjp in summer :shock:

  11. 11
    mark says:

    @icedog

    :shock: who?

  12. 12
    STEVEN OLSEN JNR says:

    IF ANDY CARROLL = 35 MILLION
    YOHAN CABAYE = GOD KNOWS HOW MUCH
    CHIEK TIOTE DAVIDE SANTON CISSE HOW MUCH
    KRUL BEN ARFA TODAY MY DAD WOULD HAVE BEEN SO PROUD OF OUR PERFORMANCE

  13. 13
    AngelOfDeath says:

    Time to do an article of this. :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

    Newcastle under-18s side move to within one point of winning the Premier Academy League Group D title
    ————————————————————————————————
    Dave Watson saw his Newcastle under-18s side move to within one point of winning the Premier Academy League Group D title with a 3-2 win over Liverpool – then challenged his young team to finish the season on a high.

    Brandon Miele’s 89th minute goal on Saturday means United need only draw one of their two remaining games to be crowned champions after second-placed Leeds were held by Everton.

  14. 14
    southafricantoon says:

    Must say Santon had a good game….. Even perch played well when he came on… 4th this weekend …… 3rd next weekend !!!!!

  15. 15
    mark says:

    And the United manager has also stated he already “knows” which players from his transfer shortlist want to come to Newcastle next term.

    pieters and that Vertonghen I reckon.

  16. 16
    STEVEN OLSEN JNR says:

    HOW COULD I PRAISE NUFC WITHOUT A MENTION FOR CAPTAIN COLO HE HAS BEEN OUTSTANDING

  17. 17
    Nobby says:

    The lads were brilliant today but i have to mention the away fans.. Apologies for my language to everyone but i have no other word than the one i’m about to lose:

    What a bunch of cunts! :evil:

    There club should be ashamed of them carrying on like a bunch of kids. Their team was doing nothing on the pitch so their fans had nothing better to do than play silly-beggars. immature.

    Cabaye’s 2nd goal was mint… brilliant game at times.

    QPR currently winning – we’re currently 4th… hope we stay their by 7 tonight! ;-)

  18. 18
    Stuart79 says:

    Told ya we’d smash their back doors in, Dave!

  19. 19
    icedog says:

    MARK it will be one of those two not both imo,i think the other is a striker and maybe a r/b if simpson goes

  20. 20
    toonsy says:

    Ice/Mark – Any links to what he said like?

  21. 21
  22. 22
    Newkie says:

    Howay QPR :mrgreen:

  23. 23
    Simon says:

    Just got back, what a game, what a player Cabyee is. Hope you enjoyed that Batty

  24. 24
    Chris G says:

    Mark and Icedog:

    “And the United manager has also stated he already “knows” which players from his transfer shortlist want to come to Newcastle next term.”

    But if the manager did state that, why would Lee Ryder feel the need to write the word “knows” in inverted commas?
    http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/newcastle-united/nufc-news/2012/04/21/alan-pardew-stars-will-stay-if-nufc-get-to-europe-72703-30806437/

  25. 25
    Jon R says:

    Damn missed the game today :cry: Gonna try to download and watch it tomorrow!

    Just wondering did Cabaye get injured?

  26. 26
    mark says:

    Chris G

    I think Ice said he “heard” Pards saying it tho;)

    could be wrong tho

  27. 27
    STEVEN OLSEN JNR says:

    CABAYE IS THE BEST PLAYER IN THE PREMIERSHIP

  28. 28
    icedog says:

    JON R kna hes fine says pardew just gave him a rest :grin:

  29. 29
    kimtoon says:

    Mark- I think Arsenal will get Vertonghen as it’s his prefered choice to go to them apparently. :sad: .His cb partner Toby Alderweireld at 23 is younger and supposed to be a hot prospect and cheaper too, just a thought. ;-) I reckon Pieters is in the bag as he’s always on twitter biggin us and Krul up :lol:

  30. 30
    Jon R says:

    Icedog – phew, thanks :grin:

    Right then, come on QPR!!!!!!!!!! :!:

  31. 31
    Dubtoon says:

    Jon r – pards said it wasnt serious.

    Chris G – maybe justtrying to stop pardew getting in trouble for tapping up ;-) realistically i’d say it’s more that all these things change from day to day, never mind over the course of a few months. Players might change their minds for any number of reasons. Maybe the inverted commas were sincere quotation marks?

  32. 32
    Dubtoon says:

    Yanga-mbiwa sounds the most promising cb purchase to me but talk of him seems to have cooled lately. We’ll all be left guessing for a while yet :|

  33. 33
    Newkie says:

    Jon R-apparently there was suspicion of an ankle injury, just a niggle I think and he was taken off as a precaution.

  34. 34
    Big Dave says:

    Stu don’t forget I did say if we scored early we could give them a thumping, and but for the ref they would have had a thumping ;-)
    I was pleased with all the team today

  35. 35
    kimtoon says:

    Dub @32 If you remember the same thing happend with Cisse al l the speculation then he never came as too expensive ,then bang here he is right out the blue.So you never know just when it’s all gone quiet Yanga-Mbiwa may just turn up . ;-)

  36. 36
    icedog says:

    KIMTOON he has said he wants to go to london,paper talk maybe :???:

  37. 37
    SK says:

    I agree DUB @32, I would have Yanga-mbiwa over any of the defenders we have been linked with, he is fantastic.

  38. 38
    Big Dave says:

    Parker the diving wee c@nt, come on qpr keep at them :roll:

  39. 39
    Jon R says:

    What the actual fuck?!

  40. 40
    Big Dave says:

    the ref is trying to help spuds now the bastad

  41. 41
    Jon R says:

    What’s he sent him off for?! :???:

  42. 42
    icedog says:

    i see we didnt get one player booked today :shock: keep it up tiote

  43. 43
    Dubtoon says:

    Kicking the ball away :sad: just took him 20 seconds to realise he’d already booked him once before :roll: :roll: :roll:

  44. 44
    Dubtoon says:

    Ice – you’re not allowed make those observations til the stats article comes out :evil:

    ;-) :mrgreen:

  45. 45
    geordie deb says:

    Howay QPR hold on just over 5 mins to go

  46. 46
    Beardsleys Boots says:

    areet peeps :razz:
    Just want to start off with this :
    Woooooooo Hoooooooo.
    :lol:
    wowzy what a great game that was. We look feckin class when we go on the attack. Seemed like we took our feet of the gas when the third goal went in. Shame as I was hoping for more.
    Cabayes 2nd goal was unbelievable. How he got so much curl on it beggars belief. Cant wait to see it on MotD later.
    Pardew and the Lads are just performing out of their skins.
    Magic Magic Magic.
    Toon Toon. Over the Moon. :lol:

  47. 47
    icedog says:

    nee spuds bookings :shock: 4 yellows and red for qpr :roll:

  48. 48
    Big Dave says:

    Ice I told ye not to worry about Tiote, he is a changed man from last season with the anger managment classes.

    I cant believe how much the ref is trying to help spuds here

  49. 49
    toonsy says:

    Jon R – Have a mooch here in a bit

    http://www.fullmatches.net/newcastle-united-vs-stoke-city-21-apr-2012-full-match-dawnload/

    Full match isn’t up yet, but it won’t take long so check it later on.

  50. 50
    Big Dave says:

    im taking a big disliking to bale

  51. 51
    toonsy says:

    Also we’re Game of the Day on Sky at 8:30pm if anyone is interested.

  52. 52
    icedog says:

    i wouldnt give sky 5 bob a wk,robbing gits :evil:

  53. 53
    Beardsleys Boots says:

    come on QPR. HOLD ON ffs

  54. 54
    AngelOfDeath says:

    Spurs Lost. :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

  55. 55
    TOONPIPES says:

    GET IN!!! COOOOME ON

  56. 56
    icedog says:

    stoke manager says we had three shots got three goals,they had more should have won WTF

  57. 57
    Jon R says:

    Fucking get in!! YES YES YES :grin:

  58. 58
    geordie deb says:

    well done QPR

  59. 59
    Big Dave says:

    4th is ours :grin:

  60. 60
    geordie deb says:

    Ice Dog – he’s off his head. :lol:

  61. 61
    GMac says:

    What a day, all results going our way. Fantastic ^^

  62. 62
    TOONPIPES says:

    Ours to lose now .. unblvbl

  63. 63
    Beardsleys Boots says:

    This club is going placees :mrgreen:

  64. 64
    geordie deb says:

    Toonsy – can’t wait to hear what the Spurs lot think of Harry now. Wasn’t so long ago they all had their banners out singing their heads off pleading him to stay :lol:

  65. 65
    Nobby says:

    GET IIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :shock:

  66. 66
    toonsy says:

    Deb – Read this

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2012/apr/21/qpr-tottenham-hotspur-mbm-report?newsfeed=true

    Some live comments and e-mails from Spurts fans during the match. Some of them are brilliant :lol:

  67. 67
    Beardsleys Boots says:

    Ha Ha spuds are finished now.
    CL is ours to lose.
    Watch out Wenger. The Geordies are on your tail.

  68. 68
    toonitis says:

    supported the toon for 2 long to get carried away but if carlsberg made saturdays :grin:

  69. 69
    Axel says:

    Who would of thought this 3 seasons ago after Villa park and that game , FCUK me . We are nearly in the CL and at least in the Europa league , this is beyond any toon fans wildest dreams .

  70. 70
    Dubtoon says:

    Lads….it’s on. For the first time i’m kind of scared by this. The possibility is to really to dismiss it as wishful thinking. I can’t believe what the boys have done this season.

  71. 71
    SK says:

    So happy with ALL the results today it couldnt have gone any better, Howay the lads!!!

  72. 72
    Dubtoon says:

    Long way to go yet and four very tricky matches but we now have as good a chance as anyone

  73. 73
    toonitis says:

    oh forgot.is there any way i can thank you for a superb blog by buying billy a little present,nufc related of course

  74. 74
    toonsy says:

    Toonitis – Nee thanks needed mate. Just the sentiment is enough. Cheers man :)

  75. 75
    toonitis says:

    just have to buy the pints if we ever meet :evil: :razz:

  76. 76
    geordie deb says:

    Toonsy that Spurs report was brilliant – what a hoot. It’s all nasty Capello’s fault :lol:

  77. 77
    Dubtoon says:

    When do you start the new job toonsy?

  78. 78
    Dubtoon says:

    Deb – that post has put me in the mood to go reading a few message boards :lol:

  79. 79
    alanthedog363 says:

    and alan smith has scored his first goal in 5 years

  80. 80
    Axel says:

    TOONSY , TOONITIS has just put an idea in me heed , is their any way of next season bringing everyone on here next season together too meet up and have a NUFCBlog meet up and piss up. If we could all just pick a time and day and place too all come together and put faces to the comments . Their is a couple of us that could come from Holland .

  81. 81
    alanthedog363 says:

    i may be a few hours late posting that breaking news but it is 5 in the morning here so i hope i can be forgiven

  82. 82
    Dubtoon says:

    Rather than watching Spurs, I’ve decided to take up knitting. It’s less stressful and even as an outright beginner there’s less chance of things unravelling.

    :lol: I feel bad for them in a way given how many times we’ve been there with the toon

  83. 83
    toonsy says:

    Dub – Should have been Monday just gone but asked for a weeks holiday for the baby and to get the Mrs settled, but as soon as it went to a c-section I knew it would need more time so asked for another week. First trip over the water is next Sunday

  84. 84
    toonsy says:

    Axel – You could get the Megabus from Amsterdam ;)

    Yeah could do. I’d be up for that providing I had enough notice etc etc

  85. 85
    Tommy Gibb says:

    What a game life is good in the leazes end,I find it hard to put my emotions in to words and i am struggling to think of what to say, oh yes now i remember.

    Estamos entre los cuatro primeros, estamos entre los cuatro primeros, José Enrique, estamos entre los cuatro primeros.

    for those non spanish speakers amongst us ,
    we’re in the top four,we’re in the top four,,Jose Enrique, we’re in the top four.

    Congrats on the birth of the bairn hope all are well,Toonsy,Newcastle will never be able to produce the joy you felt when you first saw your little one

  86. 86
    Big Dave says:

    Toonsy I take it you haven’t been on the forum for a while :lol: you might need a hammer

  87. 87
    Dubtoon says:

    Or a fork toonsy, some serious spam there ;-) glad to hear they’ve been helpful with it, all the best. At least you won’t have so many sleepless nights ;-)

  88. 88
    geordie deb says:

    Dubtoon you will laugh your head off – I did last week reading them and that was before they imploded in the cup

  89. 89
    Stuart79 says:

    Wigambi the biggest game of our season. Spurs have a home game that they will win, or should win and if they see we’ve won again they’ll be utterly deflated as thy have a couple of dodgy away games after that and their away form is shite!

  90. 90
    toonsy says:

    Dave/Dub – Sorted ;)

  91. 91
    Axel says:

    Toonsy we always get the boat from ijmuiden to shields its always full with football fans wanting to see the Toon .

  92. 92
    toonsy says:

    Dub – Yeah man, all part of the plan ;)

  93. 93
    sidekick says:

    Lots of happy Spuds fans on triffictottenham blog.

    Redknapp out

    Bale up his own a***

    We are going to have a squad like Sunderlands’ :lol:

  94. 94
    Big Dave says:

    Good job Toonsy lad as it was looking a bit messy in there it reminded me of eds :lol:

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    Munich Mag says:

    Just seen Cabaye’s second goal. brilliant man…so quick to make the decision to shoot !

    Howay the lads !!!

  96. 96
    icedog says:

    just need everton to get beat and thats 100% sure we are going into euro ;-)

  97. 97
    Big Dave says:

    I wonder whats happened to Obatan :???:

  98. 98
    Big Dave says:

    Ice trust me we are in europe ;-)

  99. 99
    toonsy says:

    Ice – Less than that init? Think Everton have to win to deny us? Don’t think even a draw is enough for them is it?

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    AngelOfDeath says:

    YEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    REAL MADRID WON el clasico. :lol: :lol:

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    icedog says:

    TOONSY yep ;-)

  102. 102
    icedog says:

    AOD richie will be pleased,early night for him then :grin: :grin:

  103. 103
    Big Dave says:

    Richie is probably allready lying in a heap somewhere :lol:

  104. 104
    Sharpy17 says:

    It’s been such a long time toon fans have been able to hold their heads this high but what a great feeling again!!

    I have to say, as successful as we were in the first half of the season, I think we won alot of our games ‘ugly’ if that makes sense.
    But now, some of our football is sensational. Ben Arfa and Cabaye are different class and teams would be grateful to have 1 player who can open defences with such quality. Hats off to Pardew for getting it right, because Cisse and Ba can score sack fuels of goals in this team.
    Defensively solid aswell with Tiote and Jonas giving plenty of cover from midfield.

    Another clean sheet for Krul and would love to see him get the golden glove this season.

  105. 105
    kimtoon says:

    Ice @36 Is that right ,I hadn’t read that he said that. Bugger :evil:

    Ice@56 :lol: He is seriously and worryingly deluded. That friggin cap has damaged his brain. Where the hell is he getting his stats from ,we killed em without touching top gear the twat . :evil:

  106. 106
    icedog says:

    KIMTOON heres his quote :shock:

    He said: “Jon Walters really could have scored a hat-trick by himself. The main difference was they got in good scoring opportunities and hit the target; we got in good scoring opportunities and we didn’t hit the target.

  107. 107
    toonitis says:

    this day in 1981 i saw us lose 8-1 at west ham :oops: how times have changed :lol:

  108. 108
    Susan says:

    I see in the BBC match report Pulis also says all our goals were ‘very poor’. WTF??!!

    To give Stoke some credit, they didn’t play as dirty as I thought they would or try to mash our players up much.

    Great job by all the lads today and such a pleasure to watch! Everyone else dropping points, fairytale stuff! :shock:

    Also mackems haven’t scored in 4 games :lol:

  109. 109
    toonitis says:

    oops 1986 pished

  110. 110
    Dubtoon says:

    I noticed that susan, coinciding with our clean sheets. Its as if we really are playing them every week ;-)

  111. 111
    Axel says:

    TOONITIS the year 1981 i discovered that my penis was used more than just too piss through , god times have changed. :oops:

  112. 112
    kimtoon says:

    ICE@106- I know my link kept freezing but got to say those walters chances defo passed me by so I shall have to pay even more attention to MOTD tonight now ;-) . A stat came up at one point to say attempts toon 16 stoke 6 I think and that was well befor the end of the match.

    Susan@108- :lol: Bless him ,got to justify his hoofball tactics somehow . :roll: ;-)

  113. 113
    Big Dave says:

    I thought he was a charva muppet before but now I know he is a total fuking charva muppet :???: and talks almost as much shite as worky, chuck and andymac
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/17801389

  114. 114
    toonitis says:

    @axel another old c@nt waiting for us to win something before we die :lol: ,wish i had not made my son support us :oops:

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    funkyjesus says:

    I see the general opinion on Tottenham forums is they hope we get the CL spot over Chelsea because we “are eternal bottlers at the great moments like Tottenham and Chelsea are racist morons”.

    I see we are gaining some of that neutral support we had 15 years ago.

  116. 116
    toonsy says:

    FJ – Liverpool too seemingly :shock:

    http://forums.lfconline.com/showthread.php?t=155286

    Kind words from the Scousers. I almost found myself warming to them but then they showed their true colours by saying we are the next Ipswich and by proclaiming it will be them in 4th next season :roll:

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    richietoon says:

    Toonitis…..to be fair, Beardsley ended up in goal in the 8-1 game ;-)

    What a cracking day hic! :mrgreen:

  118. 118
    toonsy says:

    Seriously can’t get over the fact that 4th place is now pretty much in our own hands :-)

    That and a son in the same week :shock:

    I think im overstimulated. I feel giddy :lol:

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    STEVEN OLSEN JNR says:

    axel if we finish in top five and you come here i will buy you more beer than youve ever thought of

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    Newkie says:

    To be fair you’d be surprised if Spurs supported anyone in London over us anyway wouldn’t you. I do kind of like them though…and not just because they’re sliding down the league. Its probably mainly the failures.

    Relatable :cry:

  121. 121
    STEVEN OLSEN JNR says:

    congrats toonsy i hope youve called the bairn fabrico or chiek or yohan

  122. 122
    Newkie says:

    Toonsy-I’m shocked by the praise and manner in which they’re speaking about us, as well as by their admirable attempts at grammar :lol:

  123. 123
    richietoon says:

    Don’t they think “grammar” is someone Rooney shags? :lol:

  124. 124
    Newkie says:

    Richie :mrgreen:

    I thought that was “Ey”thel….

  125. 125
    STEVEN OLSEN JNR says:

    someone should poke that fucker Pulis with a stick (of dynamite) we totally outplayed them in every area of the park and he says they were unlucky to come away with nothing nothing flattered stoke

  126. 126
    richietoon says:

    I wonder where we are in the pecking order on motd :???:

    Whey Barca will be wanting to thrash Chelski now they’re as good as out the title race :mrgreen:

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  129. 129
    richietoon says:

    FJ…looks canny doesn’t it :grin:

  130. 130
    STEVEN OLSEN JNR says:

    if you cannot watch the toon live watch them on italian sky the lasses who do the links are out of this world and we get jeff stelling

    if you are unable to atcif yo

  131. 131
    funkyjesus says:

    First on MOTD.

  132. 132
    Sharpy17 says:

    Toonsy – that’s sleep deprevation mate, you get used to it :shock: :lol: :lol:

    We must have been good today – first on MOTD :razz:

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    funkyjesus says:

    lol, James Perch’s first action after being brought on as a sub is a goal line block.

    What a legend.

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    kimtoon says:

    Just watched us on match of the day. OMG Cabayes second goal was sublime as was his pass to Cisse . I missed Cabs 2nd goal on the link as it froze .
    Ice – re Pulis comments from earlier . I only saw one Walters chance at the start ,Pretty sure if he could of had a hat trick they would of shown the three shots on goal that we cleared/saved . ;-)

    Newkie@120- Yeh I can see a lot of us in them ,very alike ,lots of false dawns and the like to suffer . Hope they finish behind us in 5th and condem Chelski to 6th :mrgreen:

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    kimtoon says:

    Funky@127- God that looks good . :grin: :cool:

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    Newkie says:

    Notice that Neil Taylor had a decent game for Swansea today…wonder if he regrets not coming to the Toon now? :lol:

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    FUCK I was at work so missed the match and then waited and waited through all the crap Saturday night TV for MOTD then fell asleep and woke half an hour into the program to find they’d already shown our match! Balls.

    We gonna get the highlights up on here?

    :|

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    Rodzilla says:

    Tony ‘scatman’ Pulis

    …HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    …tawk that sheet bro :cool:

    RAAAAARRRSCO. P. COLTRAIIINE :mrgreen:

    …he don’t take no disrepect , he ain’t gona tell you no more……

    ( :shock: )

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    Rodzilla says:

    …has enny bardy seen the bridge?

    (the confounded one, from Neighbours)

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    rossco says:

    If anyone likes to read the thoughts of Spurs fans atm… go to DearMrLevy.com – they really believe they aren’t getting 4th!

    ‘Part of me would love to see Harry sacked tomorrow, he deserves it, but we may as well hang on for another four games and hope that he goes to England so we can at least get some compensation. CL is now gone and we will most likely finish 6th, I can see us maybe winning one and losing three of our final games. This has been the most depressing season I can remember, so much hope and expectation now flushed down the pan, I hope Harry is feeling as bad as the fans but I doubt it.’

    CLASS! :cool:

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    Rodzilla says:

    Well, I seen the fires burnin’
    And the local people turnin’
    On the merchants and the shops
    Who used to sell their brooms and mops
    And every other household item
    Watched the mob just turn and bite ‘em
    And they say it served ‘em right
    Because a few of them are white,
    And it’s the same across the nation
    Black & white discrimination
    They’re yellin’ “You can’t understand me!”
    And all the other crap they hand me
    In the papers and TV
    ‘N all that mass stupidity
    That seems to grow more every day
    Each time you hear some nitwit say
    He wants to go and do you in
    Because the color of your skin
    Just don’t appeal to him
    (No matter if it’s black or white)
    Because he’s out for blood tonight
    You know we gotta sit around at home
    And watch this thing begin
    But I bet there won’t be many left
    To see it really end
    ‘Cause the fire in the street
    Ain’t like the fire in my heart
    And in the eyes of all these people
    Don’t you know that this could start
    On any street in any town
    In any state if any clown
    Decides that now’s the time to fight
    For some ideal he thinks is right
    And if a million more agree
    There ain’t no great society
    As it applies to you and me
    Our country isn’t free
    And the law refuses to see
    If all that you can ever be
    Is just a lousy janitor
    Unless your uncle owns a store
    You know that five in every four
    WON’T amount TO nothin’ more
    THAN watch the rats go across the floor
    And make up songs about being poor
    Blow you harmonica son!

    …. :shock:

    (copy&pastecopy&paste)

    :shock:

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    stevep says:

    Nice to see shearer talking like a fan on motd – beauty man
    Well it’s in our own hands tho we do have some tough games coming up

    This is beyond belief, if someone had told me we would be in this position with 4 games to go I would have thought they were mental or just taking the piss …… Fucking dreamland

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    Rodzilla says:

    SteveP, av seen yee on tinternet before like, quality drumming. Me and yee could go a long way ;-)

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    Rodzilla says:

    …sprinkle this on ye cornflakes, Stevey :cool:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQzMulHaW4s&feature=related

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    Rodzilla says:

    ..broadband is shit. Heedferns noo.

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    Rodzilla says:

    (Return to Forever, Chick corea, Al Dimeola, buy one get one free, Nelson mande..

    ..ah, fuck, soz

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    Rodzilla says:

    everything sounds, and music is debatable

    :shock:

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    Rodzilla says:

    haha, this is me, Bernard McFuckface, 416 Parp Close.

    Sniff my escape route.

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    Rodzilla says:

    Right bunch of boring cunts on here like

    …am ordering pizza, with free crispy next door neighbour’s cat paws, gorry get diskoont fothat like innit.

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    Rodzilla says:

    Rabbit custard

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    Rodzilla says:

    a divnt half talk sense sometimes :shock:

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    Rodzilla says:

    Fans Should Own The Club, I am babes.

    …keeping it warm :razz:

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    Rodzilla says:

    FSOTC, haway man, divnt tease is like that :shock:

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    Rodzilla says:

    (yes I said ‘HA’way, as opposed to ‘HO’ way.)

    …fuck em, I say ‘HAway’, as much as I say ‘Mam’ , not ‘Mum’.

    HAWAY THE LADS!

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    Rodzilla says:

    ..hahaha :lol: :cool: :shock:

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    Sorry, Rodz, I’m in a committed relationship with the palm of my hand.

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    Rodzilla says:

    ATTENTION!!!
    …I have a message from the future, it says you shouldn’t have bothered.
    It was shit.

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    Rodzilla says:

    ..go man go, not another mother Hubbard gotta go now

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    Rodzilla says:

    parp

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    Rodzilla says:

    :oops:

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    Rodzilla says:

    :roll:

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    Rodzilla says:

    Off topic, but nice bit of alliteration there Toons, you crafty creative cunt.

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    Rodzilla says:

    …apologies for the disruption, cafes open as usual, please form an orderly queue.

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    Rodzilla says:

    Now I know, some times I try a bit too hard.
    And I can’t let go of you.
    Boo-boop-dee-doo. Boo-boo-boop-dee-doo.
    Boop-dee-doo. :shock:

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    Rodzilla says:

    …every blog needs a lunatic, ain’t that right Komfort. :o

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    brisvegas says:

    Just one more result to go my way to make it a champion weekend: Brisbane to beat Perth in the grand final. Kick off in just under 3 hours time. Off to the pub for pre-match drinks. Howay Roarcelona!

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    Rodzilla says:

    …apparently all this goes out on the interweb or whatever the fuck they call it nowadays, live, or something; that’s LIVE, as in something that isn’t dead, as opposed to DEED, that would be something else.

    Grateful Dead =

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    Aussie Magpie Fan says:

    Settle down there Vegas…. I have to disagree with you :evil: … It will Be a great weekend if the Glory get up in the GF…. Bring it on…..

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    Nobby says:

    Rod – please get off the ecstacy.

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    richietoon says:

    Nobby’s Nuts FACT!! <<< if you type "fact" after a statement it makes it a "fact"….FACT!!! :???:

    EIEIEIOoo,
    Up the premier league we go,
    When we get to Europe this is what we'll sing,
    We are Geordies, super Geordies,
    Pardew is our king! ….Fact!!

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