Newcastle 0-2 Man City
Sunday 6th May, 2012
15 ATTEMPTS 21
0 GOALS 2
3 ON TARGET 8
5 OFF TARGET 8
7 BLOCKED 6
283/383 PASSES 414/502
74% PASS COMPLETION 82%
43.7% POSSESSION 56.3%
45.8% TERRITORY 54.2%
60/109 ATT 3RD 121/164
0 ASSISTS 2
4/15 CROSSES 3/20
4/11 TAKE-ONS 10/17
0/2 CORNERS 3/6
1 OFFSIDE PASSES 3
18/27 TACKLES 12/20
14 INTERCEPTIONS 18
5 BLOCKS 7
11/21 CLEARANCES 15/26
4/7 HEADED CLEARANCES 7/15
7/11 AERIAL DUELS 4/11
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122 Comments
The stats tell us what we know, we were rightfully beaten by the better team, we fought well but the bottom line is we didn’t deserve anything from it. Good luck to man city, even though I don’t like how they’re succeding.
Just thought about how horrible its gunna be not being able to watch newcastle play for three months
, and we’ll have a to wait a while for the euros and olympic footie starts. 
Here Arsenal are looking at del pierro if VP leaves
, the man’s class but he’s 37 
Come on lads keep up
Stats,great job as always. Amazing isn’t it how we’ve had far less possession in other games and yet won them .Just goes to show it’s not everything .Your stats also comfirm how hard we worked ,and against any other team we most likely would of scored and won. 15 attempts is nowt to sniff at and a 74% pass completion is good too. Good show from the lads against a high flying Citeh team soon to be Champions .
Andy @2 Got me car flags and one for the lads wheelchair today
roll on june so we can all moan about England eh. 
Kim
England bores me, the football’s shit and the team selection’s incredibly biased. Will be watching our lads, i.e. Holland, France, also enjoy watching Spain and Germany. Also I get the micky taken out of me less in Scotland if I say I don’t give a fuk about the national team.
I always say im wiping me hands of england then get caught up in it all when the major tournaments come round and before i know it ive got them daft flags deafening me when im driving.
As it is Im actually quite interested for this one i like Woy and id like to see him succeed and stick two fingers up at twitchy and his chums in the cockerney media…
Wonder why its so quiet
Good read Statto, good effort by the lads but beaten by a quality side and the new champions of England……probably
CC… I’m the same and I’d love them to win it (
) I don’t know if it’s lack of interest on my part or living in Spain or both but hand on heart I couldn’t even say who’s in England’s group or when the Euros start…..that said when they do start I’ll be watching and hope the team can get the interest going again.
Richie
They’re just sooo boring, its got to a point that I’ll rather watch wales or ROI play than watch an england match, hell I’d watch croatia play instead of england, at least they have some flair. I’m a bit more excited about the idea of the GB football team for the olympics, that’ll be more interesting.
—————————–Hart————————–
M.Richards—S.Taylor—G.Hanley—N.Taylor/S.Ferguson
-D.Beckham—J.Wilshere–A.Ramsey—G.Bale-
——————-J.Rhodes–W.Rooney—————
Thats my GB team, your only allowed 3 over 23(yr old) players so I’ve gone for stevie T, Becks(publicity and he deserves one last shot), and rooney(hate him but hes good).
Fergie was the only decent N. Ireland player(who is young) that I can think of, and they needed representation
, and I’ve never heard of hanley but he plays for celtic and Scotland needed more than just one player in the team 
.
If S.Taylor can’t play cus hes not fit enough, then play G.Caldwell for stevie and if hanley’s shit bring C.Cathcart(young N.Ireland CB, plays for Blackpool (:evil: )) for Hanley.
Ok, so is soccer in the Olympics not a recognized FIFA event? Just curious how you get a GB team for that, but each country on it’s own qualifies for the Euros or World Cup.
Big game for the Toon tonight – Bindippers win and we are guaranteed to finish at least 5th – Andy Judas Carroll to get a hat-trick please
Andy…Richards will be over 24 when the Olympics is on.
I know what you mean about them being boring, but a bit like the Toon and not winning trophies I always hope “this time” it’l;l be different
NorCal….Olympics, our country, our rules…………..or we’ll take the ball home
@ 17… too funny.
*will be 24*
@17
Richie
Swap Richards for either walker or clyne then.
England may be like the toon trophy-wise, but not entertainment-wise, the toon have always been fun to watch (barr some of the hoofball years ala allardyce) but England just play box passing, eventually run forward with one of the overrated english wingers, lose possesion then the overrated english defenders fall over themselves and concede a goal, Hart is good though, I’ll give them that.
Over half the comments on this article are from me
Andy…maybe Roy will introduce “Brazil style” football, now he just needs to find 22 new players who can play like that
Sooooo Liverpool fans slag us off for booing AC, but do the same to Torres, mmmmm
I feel an AC goal or 2 tonight
Andy..just thought, players involved in Euros won’t be in the Olympics(Rooney)….what about AC if he doesn’t make the Euros?
feck me Chelski hit the woodwork
Helloooooooooooo anyone there?
Goooooooooooooaaaaallllllllll Liverpool
Get in Essien!!
woo hooooooooooooooo 2 nowt
Taxi for Terry
He’s having a ‘mare like
Chelsea are shocking so far tonight
3 nowt yeeeehaaaaaaaa
Agger 3-0
Top 5 guaranteed…so wonderful.
LOOLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!
was terry sent off?
feck me, canny shot off the bar by Torres
Andy…no but I bet Chelski wish he had been
Andy , Terry responsible for 2nd goal and then allowed Carroll through on a 1 on 1 with the keeper but Carroll fluffed the chance.
Statto
So the bin dippers are trying to get us 5th place
hows Carroll playing ? as I think he had a good game at the w/end
Dave…. he’s been ok , he has started to play well lately and he’ll score tonight
I’d take AC to the Euros like
Carroll wins a penalty
pmsl…penalty
What a tit
Don’t blow it Downing…Here’s your chance. Careful now…aim…fire…oops…Oh well, there’s always next season.
why would they let Downing take the penalty? surely not just so he could bag his first goal of the season
Canny game – 3-0 half time . Chelsea have hit the bar and a post and Downing has hit the bar and hit the post from the penalty kick.
MDS – Has to be the only reason, right? Why else?
We’re in the top 5, we’re in the top 5, Jose Enrique we’re in the top 5
NORCAL- Kenny trying to throw him a bone is the only logical explanation I can think of. It would be funny if they lost 4-3 (though not ideal for us)
feck, they got 1 back
5th at least then. Nice one indeedy lads.
its about time players have started scewing these rags for the shit they write,good on you cisse
http://www.themag.co.uk/tyne-talk/papiss-cisse-takes-action-against-the-press-over-real-madrid-story/
Bollocks spoke to soon. Could get kippered then
4 -1
canny assist from the Chelski keeper
Taxi for Turnbull
ICE
I’m liking that, bought time we stood up to the fukers. Ideally the game ending 4-3 to the poo, with key players being sent off an injured from both sides in the process.
Whos in goals for chelsea, doesn’t look like chech?
Turnbull.
Great save from Reina
AC man, should have buried it
Chelsea look shit, shows how far Barca have fallen, the spanish league must be shit now if its still a two-team league and one of them can’t beat a ten man team that can’t break into the top 5 of our league
dorty fecker Suarez like
Not to mention how Real Madrid can’t beat a German team that can’t win their own league
Blimey, just turned the telly on and see it’s 4-1!!
Hopefully Bayern are watching 
Just need Mata to come on now so someone can injure him
I missed it richie, what’d he do?
Whey in defence of Downing, it’s not his fault he’s fecking sh!t
Jon R
Big miss by that Lukaku kid. You reckon Chelsea were doing their scouting on Football Manager 2009 cos he doesn’t look half as good in real life as he did on there
richie
aye its villa’s and commoli’s
Andy….smacked Ivanovic in the face with his arm.
Jon
He hammered our reserves like, thats what £18m will get you though
richie
did the ref see it?
Liverpool deserve to be 8th when they spend £40m on downing and henderson
He should have done like, Ivanovic was ushering it out of play and Suarez swang his arm from behind him into his face…then feigned concern
I applaud Suarez tonight for what he did.
Considering Ivanovich has punched Shaun Maloney in the kidney, kneed Demba Ba in the spine and elbowed Andy Carroll in the chest all within a month, I’d say it’s time someone had a go back at him.
Thuggish twat.
Andy, I didn’t see that! I take it all back!
Was he even better than Nile Ranger?! 
Seriously though did they pay £18m for him?!
and you think that’s why Suarez did it, to get justice for other players?
Thanks bin-dippers for securing 4th for the Toon. Still a bunch of horrible, thieving botters though
I don’t give a fuck why Suarez did it. He could have done it for a bet for all I care. I also don’t remember even implying that either, learn how to read.
I just said that Chelsea cunt has had it coming.
Well your admiration for a thug and racist says more about you than owt I could say.
5th getting carried away
Carter…Aye, cracking season and could possibly get better
Richietoon- bit of a long shot but hey I think one of them will slip up, its just if we can crack the toffees. Fingers crossed. Still need Chelski to get beat in CL so we go straiht into the group stage for the Europa if we finish 5th
If we go straight into the Group Stage for Europa, think there will be another summer tour…maybe back in the USA? Please…please…please…will go to a game this time, I promise.
Carter….it’s along shot, as long as the team do their best v Everton I’ll be a happy. CL would be fantastic but Europa and 5th is a great achievment.
Might just be wishful thinking but I really can’t see Chelsea winning the CL….mind I didn’t think they’d beat Barca either.
Norcal….I think they should tour Spain, specifically the Alicante area
great interview this,alaways loved him never the best c/h in the world but toon daft,never forget the pee-take against m/u
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/17994133
I think we would have to play in the qualifying round of Europa if we finish fifth.
Is it not only the third placed teams dropping down from the Champions League that go straight into the group stage of the Europa ?
Richie @46 -I agree about Carroll ,Isaid the other day I would take him to the Euros. I would also drop Terry and Rio as they are a car crash waiting to happen and at the end of the day there are other good replacements such as Lescott ,G. Cahill ,if fit I would even suggest our very own Saylor.
Ice@58 – Yeah nice to see Papiss taking the press to task ,serves em right ,shit stirring gets.
Also nice to see the Dippers doin it for the Toon
richietoon says:
May 8, 2012 at 21:53
Well your admiration for a thug and racist says more about you than owt I could say.
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To be fair, there are a lot of scumbags in this match. Would be tough to root for anyone with those high standards
Richietoon- I agree Chelski just don’t look good enough to win final. The team have done us proud this season and I will celebrate after the Everton game regardless of the result. The lads will give it there all at Everton I am sure of that and you never know Pardew said before the City game that Ba may just score a important goal before the end of the season. He may be on the money
Ice @94-Love the Albert interview ,he’s aged well .He says he has no regrets but you can tell he’s still gutted over that title slippin away like the rest of us.
Good Evening Lads… Shocking Result 4-1
. Oh well were guaranteed 5th 
.
MDS
Ice, loved him at the Toon, not the best defensively but great player none the less.
KimT..I’d definately take him, it’s not like we’re spoilt for choice.
Carter…Aye, wish I was gonna be at Everton, went last year had a great weekend, Benny’s great goal and Tiote was fantastic MoM for me.
Alberts spectacular chip on Manchesthair United was one of the most exciting times in my life… In more ways than one
MANA and a good guy too
Ice…a bit like yourself, except Albert wasn’t a dirty fecker when he played
The toon should have a tour a bit closer to home, just North of the border.
Start of with St Johnsten, move on to Dunfirmline, hammer Celtic then have a nice tour of Kinross 
If Chelsea play like they did tonight against Bayern Munich they’ll be slaughtered, even if they were resting a lot of players, they were really poor, now know why they hardly play Essien any more, he’s crap, used to be a pin-point pass specialist and would score great curling shots, now he can’t pass for fuk, each one was intercepted.
RICHIE true very true,god ime in the good books today
ganning to copy that
Ice
DM have got Downing as worst signing of the season, and Lukaka from Chelski is on the list as well. Not a Newcastle Player on the list of course.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2133827/Premier-League-2011-12-Top-10-worst-signings-season.html
Great that we’re guaranteed 5th minimum but it also means everton have something to play for if they want to stay ahead of pool in the league
Hopefully we’ll win but a top 5 finish is fooking bueno man
HWTL
Think Essien just turns up to pick up his wage packet these days, used to be a top player but injuries and overpaid have made him lose appetite
5th will get us to play-off stage in europa,whereas FA CUP winner chelsea will be straight into group stages of europa.
Anyone seen Arsenal 2012/2013 new Home kit. Looks crappy.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2140646/Arsenal-2012-13-new-home-kit-Robin-van-Persie-models-red-blue-white-strip.html
And there is wenger in the video,so funny.
Szczcesny : (nothing to do here)
Wenger : (fffuuuuuu)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=jdVJfVK_hPI
AoD…At least the horrendous crest is gone now
Think peopleare over reacting to the similarities between that game and the CL final. Be surprised if more than one of those players started that game and even the suspended regulars that were playing knew di matteo didn’t care about the match and that their season was over. The performance against bayern will be a world apart
Saw an ad in the paper today after a top 5 finish result.. read something like this..
For Sale; 1x Reality Bus.
Features include: One owner & fully negative geared. Please note it has no exit windows due to all the original passengers bailing out through them. Please call Troy on 1800whoohoo
DubT…I can’t really see anyone over reacting(although just skimmed over comments) I agree it was a poor performance from them last night with a much weakened team and I’d be shocked if there isn’t a vast improvement in the CL final…….that said I still think they’ll get beat
Aussie you putting in an offer then?
Na Rich, it only has a reverse gear mate.. it only good for backtracking
Might get a few offers from people on here then
Rich
it will sell for sure mate..
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