Nolan wants to “kick” Carroll!

Nolan wants to kick Carroll!
Newcastle don’t actually have a game until next Sunday, which is a good thing in hindsight as it allows the team a bit of rest which will surely help the “tiredness” that the players suffered from against Blackpool on Saturday.

The problem is that the next game is against Liverpool. Now this will surely be a spicy encounter as they seek revenge for the 3-1 defeat they endured at St James’ Park earlier on in the season. They are in a very good run of form at the moment and put five past Birmingham in their home game at the weekend.

Going to Anfield is still a tough proposition, but my utter hatred and contempt for Liverpool leaves me desperately wanting a victory for NUFC. Even a point would do as a point away from home in the Premier League is still a moral victory.

Now to clarify, I’ve always hated Liverpool. I despise them and everything they stand for. I despise their hypocricy and self-righteous actions. I despise the way their fans act. I despise the media fawning over what is essentially a club that just feels sorry for itself. I hate them. And now they have Andy Carroll, I hate them even more!

Which is why it’s nice to hear our Captain saying how he wants Carroll, who is an injury doubt for next Sunday’s game, to play specifically so he can kick him!

“The big man missed out because of an injury, and he doesn’t know how long he will be out,” Nolan told the Shields Gazette. “Hopefully, he’ll be back so I can kick him!”

“I don’t know if I want him to play or not. I do so I can kick him, but I don’t want to him to play because of the threat he can pose.”

“He’s clicking into gear, and he’ll be desperate to play against us. You will see the best of him next year.”

Now the last kick I remember Nolan giving Carroll was on the Gateshead lads **** as he whispered sweet-nothings about Liverpool FC in Carroll’s ears. This was shortly before Nolan appeared on Liverpool TV saying how it was a great move for the lad and how he was really chuffed for him and other such bollocks.

Not what fans, who were gutted at Carroll’s departure, really wanted to see from the club captain in all fairness.

Still, the ultimate way to get one back is to go to Anfield and pick up at least a point. We haven’t won there since 1994, which is a long time ago, so the omens aren’t good! We’ve had some crackers at Anfield over the years though, and I’m sure you all know what I am referring to. The result may not have gone our way, but it was an honour to have watched the following game.



That game is widely regarded as one of the best games the Premier League has ever seen. Everything about it was top notch, apart from the result of: Liverpool 4-3 Newcastle. Amazingly, the very next season, it happened again!



We played **** in that second game as deservedly went 3-0 down, only to somehow peg it back to 3-3. Those were the days!

Trip down memory lane over.

About toonsy

A lifelong Newcastle fan and current webmaster of this very 'blog who has the sole aim of creating a place by Newcastle United fans, for Newcastle United fans.

198 thoughts on “Nolan wants to “kick” Carroll!

  1. I should have put a bet on that gareth barry would misplace at least 1 pass per minute. I’d be quids in. England captain 😯 🙄 😆 😥

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  2. Toonsy@75…know what you mean mate… 🙁 🙁

    Never liked Eastenders though…was more of a Dallas fan me like…

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  3. @toonsy
    You say;
    Now to clarify, I’ve always hated Liverpool. I despise them and everything they stand for. I despise their hypocricy and self-righteous actions. I despise the way their fans act. I despise the media fawning over what is essentially a club that just feels sorry for itself. I hate them. And now they have Andy Carroll, I hate them even more!
    It sounds like jealousy to me.
    I have no love of Liverpool but to hear your strong words about one the most successful clubs in the world is strange.
    ❓ 😕

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  4. Gareth Barry…a prime example of how the English transfer market has gone mental….average player, loads of money… 😥

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  5. If the bull is “set” to join Liverpool, how come they’re linked with every LB. Out there?

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  6. Bobby – If I put the real reason why I hate Liverpool on here it would upset people and cause outrage if it got into the wider media. For that reason I’ll just leave it as what I said. Needless to say it’s nowt about jealousy or their footballing success.

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  7. MM…and not the only one….

    Bridge and Carrick also spring to mind.

    It’s beyond belief the amount of money in fees and wages these 3 mediocre players have commanded throughout their careers

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  8. JG,

    I think you’ll find Liverpool are actually linked with EVERY player out there. Some of them happen to play left back

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  9. Toonsy, I remember it being
    Beardo- batty- lee- Robert
    But I could be wrong 😕

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  10. I’ve still got admiration for the club and what they achieved and how they did it.
    I also think one of the greatest sights in English football is the Kop singing never walk alone with their scarves held aloft.
    But there’s a definite desire to see them suffer like we have and to see how loyal their fans really are. 😈

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  11. True wrong frenchie 😯
    But I think beardo played on the right not Gillespie but could be wrong… 😕

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  12. Moreno…it used to be us a few years back, we were linked with everyone in those days, cos we were that type of club at the time… 🙄

    To be honest most clubs will probably lining up there options for the close season, cos we know from experience “the domino effect” usually comes into effect with one players move prompting anothers move as replacement etc etc…

    Bridge…flippin heck weren’t we linked with him a while bac ? His career just never recovered from the John Terry episode did it ?…not sure if he was that good anyway to be honest… 🙄

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  13. German text linking FC Bayern with Enrique, quoting the “Sunday Mirror” as source…..tosspots… 👿 👿 👿

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  14. **** sake Bobby. You’ll be trotting out the famous “Anfield European atmosphere” next 🙄

    It was because of them tossers that we (English teams) weren’t allowed into Europe and why we get a raw deal still to this day. They **** and moan about Hillsborough (tragic accident) and justice yet it took them 25 YEARS to apologise for Heysel, and only then because they happened to be playing Juventus.

    Murdering, hypocritical scumbags!

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  15. Add in the amount of glory fans who try and take the **** out of me despite the fact I’ve been to Anfield more times than them and you have my complete reason for despising them 😉

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  16. talking of robbin barestewards, that’s my tickets for Real Madrid v Zaragoza booked 😀

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  17. Toonsy…I grew up with “Sportsnight with Coleman” and stuff, those european midweek games on tele were great man, and were something to look forward to during the week, the atmosphere on the Kop looked great during those games.

    Still don’t like Liverpool though, but I see where old Bobby Shinton nr 9 is coming from.

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  18. ouch Richie….sounds like a hell of a day out……(could someone send me an “envy” Smiley ?!)….

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  19. MM – I can see that side too. Of course. But it doesn’t excuse them does it? It pisses me off that the murky side of them gets completely forgotten. It shouldn’t be. They should remember what they have done for the rest of their lives the dole-dossing, bomb-smuggling wankers!

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  20. Richie….you gonna be in Madrid on the night of the match ? Sorry like, I’m backing Barca mate… 😆 😆

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  21. MM….no mate, flying up on Thurs cos wor lass has docs appt up there on Fri, Real madrid, Saturday then fly back Sunday morning in time to stream bindippers game 😎

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  22. Toonsy

    I would have Samba just because he would be good to shove upfront in times of need.

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  23. Citehh…paahh….cannot beat Blackburn ? I can see Mancini and Anchelotti back in Italy soon.. 🙄

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  24. Richietoon….you’re a jet setter mate…. 😆 😆 Settling in nicely though but, nee time to miss the pub life yet eh ?

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  25. MM….missed it a bit Yesterday, cos all the lads would have been on an all dayer with having the Monday off 😥

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  26. MM… Chelsea are back on track now, and imo could still nick the title if they get lucky.

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  27. @toonsy- Ouch! So much for keeping your views to yourself.
    😉
    However Do you not think it was the football stadia to blame entirely for both incidents?

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  28. aye mate….all day benders are canny crack, I remember them well 😥 . Gonna be exciting times ahead for you though man…yiv got the sun on your back, new life starting and a new toon era to look forawrd to 🙂

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  29. Spencer…I reckon its Manure’s title to lose mate, though I would love Chelsea to pip them, and Schalke to knock them outa the Champs League… I’ll be cheering Schalke on the morra 👿 👿 👿

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  30. For Hillsborough I do. I think the potential was there for a tragic accident undr the same circumstances for any team that would have taken a large support that day.

    As for heysel, granted the ground was old and I guess you could ultimately blame that. However, how far do you go? I mean did the scummy scouse really have to bust the seperating fence down and corner the juve fans into a dead end with such force that the walls collapsed? Did they also have to stab people whilst doing this?

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  31. You can’t blame a club because a minority of thugs caused chaos in a substandard stadium and terrible police tactics.
    Be reasonable .

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  32. mm I agree mate, but I think if anyone was to nick it now it will be chelsea… and if @rsenal and Chelsea both beat man u, it could be an intresting last day.

    And Hillsborough was terrible, I walk past it to get to college, and still see people crying over the memorial outside, and placeing flowers and cards.

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  33. I’d like man u to win the title. At least it will stop Liverpool bleating on about “18 times”. Past glories. Boring shitbags 😉

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  34. ye but it will just make man u fans blobber on about 19times…. present kunts 😆

    were the team of the future 😉 I tell you us young lads will see some of the best ever toon times in are lifes 😉 😆

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  35. bobby – well the inquests and investigations found Liverpool to be the aggresors. A number of their fans were found guilty of manslaughter and were srntanced to time in prison.

    The minority of that football club impacted the entire English game. In fact you could say we still pay a price for it today. They are ******, hypocrites, and they deserve all they get.

    My opinion on them as a club will not be changed. They are shitbags of the highest order and deserve all the personal misery that can be thrown at the little tossers. If only some of them ira bombs exploded whilst being smuggled through Liverpool eh? I can dream….

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  36. Spencer…I like your style big man !! … 😆 😆 😆 Spoken like a true toon fan !…

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  37. dan- you no its true, me you and jobey will be on our own blog in out fiftys, well be season ticket holders, and well have seen it all, from relegation in 2009 to Europe in 2020 😉 😆

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  38. Bobby – If I put the real reason why I hate Liverpool on here it would upset people and cause outrage if it got into the wider media. For that reason I’ll just leave it as what I said. Needless to say it’s nowt about jealousy or their footballing success.

    by toonsy on Apr 25, 2011 at 20:43

    Best change the subject me thinks before the mindless thugs from Liverpool descend on Tyneside looking for you!
    I must say, if I was a Liverpool fan I would think you were a mindless bigot.
    Way over the top to condemn an entire club cos of some associated thugs who were present at most clubs in those days.

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  39. MM- Im geordie blood man, I might live in shyte hole sheffield but ill soon be back in my home land 😉 😛

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  40. toonsy…you should keep well away from Liverpool mate…you may not come out with all the parts you went in with… 🙁 🙁

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  41. Spencer….you, Dan and Jobey are the junior Toonsy’s waiting in nthe wings, the Vukic, Ranger and Airey of the blogosphere ! Never has the future of the blog looked so good ! 😎 😎 (2020…do we expect things to move so quickly…. 😥 😥 )

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  42. I hope 😉

    Man you dont no how much I beg my mum and dad to move back to the toon, my dad works from home and my mums a teacher so nee problem in the job department 😆

    My mum wants to aswell, I think when ive finshed college we may be looking to move up to the toon 🙂 😀

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  43. Spence…I lived 6 months in Sheffield last year on site….canny enough folks, but the surroundings were a bit dodge city mate… 🙁 Was like a breth of fresh air getting up to the toon at the weekends….Tynemouth beach….wehey…cracking man… 😆

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  44. Bobby – that’s my view on them. If you think I’m a bigot then fair enough. Like I said a few comments ago, I won’t be changing my mind about them….

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  45. Spencer….I can believe it mate. Every time I get back to the toon, which is not too often I always head to the coast for a fill of the north sea air. Takes me back to the old blue leg days in the “summer” plodging at the coast….hardened us all up though but ! 😆 😆

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  46. @toonsy
    Fair do’s.
    We’re all different and I am not offended .
    Can’t say any Liverpool fan tuning in wouldn’t be though and wouldnt blame them. 😉

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  47. Aye man you were telling me other day bout when you were in sheffield, Fargate isnt bad in the center but the moor is, Where I live isnt that bad and is mainly countryside around it, nowt better than the toon though.

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