Club: Swansea City
Fee: Free Transfer
A quick look at Kuqi’s Wikipedia page will tell you he had eighteen different stints with sixteen clubs (he ended up playing for Ipswich Town on three separate occasions). After going down as the 137th best Finnish footballer to ever play the game (probably, I just made that up), Newcastle had the pleasure of welcoming him at St James’ Park for six games of unbridled tosh. As a striker, the Finn failed to net a single goal on Tyneside at the end of the 2010/2011 season and left the club with his only redeeming quality being that he didn’t cost us a single penny.