Another cock up from the drunken Scotsman!

Kenny gets it all wrong, again!
The news scene seems to be dominated today by former manager Kenny Dalglish telling us exactly why Andy Carroll will get abuse from the travelling Toon Army on Sunday.

This is, much like Dalglish always seems to be with NUFC, he is wrong in his assumption. He claims that Carroll, if he plays, should take the inevitable abuse as a compliment as it means that us Newcastle fans miss him as a player.

Now we do miss him as a player, don’t get me wrong, but the vast majority of the abuse won’t be because of that and will instead be because of the crap that we were fed by Carroll himself.

Naturally that has been avoided by the drunken Scot and in turn by the press who seem to believe that Dalgish craps golden eggs such is the notice that they take of him. When Dalglish speaks they listen. Others try to listen. Whatever, he has got it all wrong with Carroll.

I don’t think many fans will doubt that Carroll is a good player. A £35 million, £80,000-a-week player? Probably not, but he was coming along nicely at his hometown club, you know, the one he supported as a boy and so on.

He even done well enough to earn the coveted number nine shirt, the shirt of his heroes, the shirt that he dreamed of wearing as a boy, the shirt that made him the happiest man alive when he was awarded it by Chris Hughton at the start of the season.

He thrived on it and scored some good goals for us which in turn earned him an England call up. He signed a new five-year deal at the club and reiterated how happy he was and he would love to spend his entire career at St James’ Park being idolised by his people. Incidentally, these same people continuously overlooked incidents of bad behaviour and off-field trouble. After all, we look after our own.

Then, just 12 weeks later, Carroll broke the hearts of those fans who had backed him, stuck up for him, watched him grow as a player, when he handed in a transfer request on transfer deadline day leaving us with little time to act in the transfer market. He claims he was pushed out the door, which I find hard to believe. I mean did they force him to write out a transfer request? Did they bully the 6ft 3in Geordie who has a history of flying off the handle? Hmm….

All the words meant nothing to Carroll. All of those statements he made meant nothing when it come to the crunch. Granted he left for more money, and I can’t really blame him for that, but I can when he was assured that a new deal would have been sorted for him in the summer.

Just three months after being the happiest man alive he couldn’t wait to get out the door and throw in all his dreams for a few more sheckles. He couldn’t wait four months longer to renegotiate at the club he claimed to love. He is just another money-grabbing footballer who is not fit to lace Alan Shearer’s – the man he wanted to replicate – boots.

That is why he’ll get the abuse Kenny!

About toonsy

A lifelong Newcastle fan and current webmaster of this very 'blog who has the sole aim of creating a place by Newcastle United fans, for Newcastle United fans.

70 thoughts on “Another cock up from the drunken Scotsman!

  1. The most annoying thing is when he said about Shearer .
    Dogleeshh : “I’m sure when Newcastle signed Alan Shearer they didn’t give too much consideration to Blackburn Rovers fans but that’s football. What goes around comes around.” 👿

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  2. At the end of the day he was the one who signed on the dotted line for LFC, no one forced him to do that, he could have turned the contract down even if the board wanted him to go……. He is a c*nt and deserves everything he gets on Sunday

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  3. Wouldnt call it a cock up, He’s half right he wouldnt be booed if he was a perch or Raylor. He will be booed because we never wanted him to leave, He forgot to mention the fact hes a money grabbing fecker who shat on his roots and supposed dreams.

    When Everton sold Lineker to barcelona, They went and bought 5 players with that cash and won the league the season after, Not saying well win the league like but if we use the Carroll money to improve the team and progress then i’ll be happy…

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  4. No one can make fools of themsels by camping on pavements for 3 nights and be patronised by rich twats who contribute feck all to the running of the country and should be evicted from their palaces and live in chalets in rhyl IMHO… 😉

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  5. CC – Naturally. I mean the country would be fine without all the tourism money they generate, which far outweighs any money (by five times by all accounts) that gets paid out to them for upkeep.

    Short-sighted springs to mind. of course, lets not forget the boost to the economy this event will bring 😉

    I repeat, short-sightedness.

    Of course, lets not forget the hundreds of countries tuning into this to see the UK putting on a show and the confidence that will bring.

    I repeat, short-sightedness 🙂

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  6. TheBig_Sam notBigSam
    Is Kate’s sister seeing anyone? What a slinky little crumpet. I’d destroy her.

    😆

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  7. My missus’ summary of the whole thing…

    “It’s just the Queen who’s a twat, the rest of em are alright really”

    😆

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  8. Oh lets not have the tourism money bollocks me mam rattles on about all the while, People would come to see the palaces with generations of antiques inside and the crown jewls at the tower of london without these posh feckers living in them.

    In fact if you converted all the royal residences to museums you would rake in about 5 times more again… FACT

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  9. Because if you don’t want to be a hypocrite you shouldn’t be enjoying the day off. Either that or you should be unpaid 🙂

    I mean if you are that dead set against it would be the principled thing to do wouldn’t it? 🙂

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  10. Devon – Economist really. I’m not massively into the Royal Family, but I do see the benefit of having them in a financial sense. They are World icons who bring more into this country than any other tourist attraction does. The merchandise will have kept businesses afloat and it does make people feel good – you only have to look at the streets for proof of that.

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  11. I’m with Cromwell , best thing that can happen today is some fecker blows up that church and all the twats in it !

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  12. 4411 – So you back the mass murder of thousands of innocent people and terrorism? Do you therefore agree with Al-Queda?

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  13. to be honest I kind of agree. I’m strictly left-wing and don’t really appreciate some unelected blue-blooded ponces looking down on us from upon high, if you see what I mean, but people go mad for it and along with footy it’s kind of one of the only really solid traditional institutions that get people excited in this country these days. To be honest I’m not fussed, it keeps my nan happy and there’s no harm in that!

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  14. oh by the way dont know if noticed ime anti-royal,its a free country its my right,joe royal was a canny player like 😀

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  15. So it’s a bank holiday regardless of political views.

    I’m an atheist, a republican and anti-war. I constantly get this argument that I shouldn’t take public holidays at Xmas and Easter, and ANZAC day, and Queen’s Birthday. I’d happily work on those days (if I had such a job), as long as I got an equivalent number of days off to honour my own personal icons – like Alan Shearers birthday, National Sorry Day, Personal Enlightenment week. 😆

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  16. It’s like people say about the Olympics being a London thing 🙄

    Whilst forgetting that the football will be played in Newcastle and that the Olympic teams will be based around the country therefore giving a boost to each area independently…..

    Hopefully I’ll be doing the busses in London for the Olympics! £££££ 😈

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  17. toonsy, I’ve done my time for queen and country and seen first hand the destruction we’ve caused in the name of freedom, I had mates die for fighting for fvck all but a bit of oil and plenty of innocent foreigners die for jack shit.
    It’s what made me an atheist so all religion can fvck right off along with the royal family – tourists would come anyway as long as we kept the upkeep of royal traditions and palaces etc – it’s not like tourists get to ever see the royals anyway

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  18. 4411 – No, but they buy into it. How many tea cups with a picture of a palace sell opposed to those with a queens head on them? How many Henry VIII pencil cases do you see? Not many I’ll bet, because they are just a name.

    The fact that we have a royal family is what people buy into. Not the palaces or anything, it’s the fact that they are still used that strikes a chord with people.

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  19. toonsy, tourists buy into tradition, yanks think we all speak with a plum in our mouths and sit drinking tea in ye olde world tea shops 😎

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  20. 4411
    Posted April 29, 2011 at 11:41 AM
    I’m with Cromwell , best thing that can happen today is some fecker blows up that church and all the twats in it !

    Disgrace

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  21. 4411 – Aye, but not all. How very steroetypical to think that. I’m sure our American will be impressed that you view them in such a way 🙄

    The tradition matters not. Active tradition does. For instance, what is the difference between Buckingham Palace and St James’ Palace?

    The current monarch lives in one. The current monarch doesn’t live in the other. They are a couple of miles apart. Which one is more visited?

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  22. 4411,aye put all the gits in little holes on the front line 6mth m8,on a shit wage,then we might see them in a better light,not me like 😡

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  23. Got to agree with 4411 – the Royals, The Church, our definition of “Democracy” are all about the attainment of wealth, power, control and resources and nothing to do with the headline facades. What right do we have to try and impose that in another part of the world.

    And those that have to follow command for their pay are held accountable by extreme laws. The forces for example, innocents made to kill and be killed for a “noble cause” – if oil can ever be noble.

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  24. Aye it makes me sick when you see them dripping with unearned medals when poor sods are returning from the front line with legs blown off with nowt to show for it not even a fecking pension in some cases… 😡

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  25. serve in the army – don’t make me fvcking laugh, not one has seen front line action despite what you read in the press
    it’s not there fault I suppose as they know fvck all else – real trouble in this country is the daily mail reading middle classes who lap up this shit
    btw – I served in 21 SAS for 3 years initially joined up in prudhoe as T.A before transferring to regulars ( and having to do my selection again 🙁 )
    think prudhoe shut down in 91 or so, anyone else from round there confirm?

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  26. Why couldn’t they have got married on a Saturday? The goverment spends half of it’s time trying to persuade the country that it’s the public servants fault the country is skint then creates an extra bank holiday for them, how much as that cost the “skint country”

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  27. kenny doglesh n carrol can go suck donkey balls for all i care. Hope carrol enjoys his 30 pieces of silver. I wonder how long it will take the bindippers to turn on him next season if he doesnt deliver? He is a good player n will get better but do liverpool have to players to play to his strength? I dont think so. dont understand the whole royal thing. People who think their highness is god appoint just strike me as crazy. N i dont just mean the english monarch. But i do hope queen elizabeth enjoys her trip to ireland. Its about time to show how far both countries have come in terms of relations and i hope the small minority of @rseholes dont try n ruin it wit their ‘800 years’ crap!

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  28. Andrewnufc – mate when you’ve carried innocent children from demolished houses caused by our aircraft as well as trying to stem your mates guts spilling out I’ll care about your opinion !
    I bomb comment was a joke, a sniper picking off selected members of the royal family and invited guests will do, the Nigerian and zimbabwean ambassadors for one who promotes mass killing on his homeland – wtf were they invited !

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  29. toonsy – mate if you think the royal family are full time military who have any real active role you’re deluded – they are never there other than to fly ‘selected’ sorties – don’t put them in the same boat as all non frontline soldiers, medics, support staff

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  30. But there is no “I” in the military and I was always under the impression you were a collective…..

    Apparently not.

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  31. So much trouble in the world.

    I didn’t really care about the Royal wedding until I cam on here! Now I am quite glad it’s happening listening to some of this.. With so much depression about, I am glad it’s giving people something to smile about. Howay The Prince!

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  32. toonsy – he flew a selected sortie as I’ve already pointed out, the press made it look like he took out the argentine air force !
    anyway each to thier own
    and by the way in the army there’s cannon fodder and the rest – that’s not putting them down, unfortunately the uneducated get a raw deal but do a fantastic job in extreme circumstances and are usually the ones who take the brunt in any conflict, unfortunate but necessary in times of war

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  33. Is this a football blog? If you aren’t interested stop talking about it .

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  34. Toonsy just to confirm Handy Andy did fly in the Falklands and was kind enough to airlift my Bro when he was injuried, so I and my Family will be forever grateful.
    4411 So when did you serve with the regiment

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