Game on at St James' Park

Welcome one and all to this ‘Game On’ article which will take you through every twist and turn of the match against Liverpool this afternoon.

As things stand we need a win to keep pace with Chelsea who won 4-2 at Aston Villa yesterday. However if you think that catching and overtaking Chelsea is a bit out of reach for us then another way of looking at it is to consider that a win would put us ten points clear of seventh placed Everton, and eleven points clear of eighth placed Liverpool.

In short a win would give us a stranglehold on sixth in the league and would give us the optimum chance of qualifying for Europe should results in the FA Cup fall in our favour. Even a draw wouldn’t be the end of the world when you consider our recent form against the Reds, but that is just being negative, or realistic, I forget…

Anyway, enough preamble. We’ve already had enough thanks to NUFC_stats fantastic stat-attack and my very own match preview, but if you haven’t already read them make sure you do so just so you can be armed with the stats and latest injury news ahead of the match.

Speaking of team news, it will be featured below in full when Big Dave updates it for you all as I’m at work as things stand. No rest for the wicked and all that… Unfortunately.

Howay the lads!

Newcastle: Krul; Simpson, Williamson, Perch, Gutierrez; Guthrie, Tiote, Cabaye; Ben Arfa, Cisse, Ba.

Subs: Elliot, Ferguson, Santon, Gosling, R Taylor, Vuckic, Shola Ameobi.

Liverpool: Reina, Flannagan, Carragher, Skrtel, Enrique, Gerrard, Spearing, Shelvey, Bellamy, Suarez, Carroll

Subs: Doni, Aurelio, Rodriguez, Henderson, Coates, Kuyt, Downing

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306 Comments

  1. 1
    Rodzilla says:

    1st :cool:

  2. 2
    HBA39 says:

    Team:#NUFC v #LFC (4-3-3): Krul; Simpson, Williamson, Perch, Gutierrez (c); Guthrie, Tiote, Cabaye; Ben Arfa, Cisse, Ba
    Guti plays leftback

  3. 3
    Big Dave says:

    Fuking can’t wait :grin:

  4. 4
    Stuart79 says:

    If Bellamy, Carroll and Suarez don’t score against this defence they never will!

  5. 5
    MDS says:

    I like the line-up. I think Pards wanted a veteran back there in the absence of Collo. Attack them now all match long.

  6. 6
    Big Dave says:

    Stu I thought Bellamy was injuried :???: I hope he is because he will cause no end of probs

  7. 7
    Jon R says:

    He’s missed the last 2 games, so has Agger I think. If tose 2 are missing it will help us a lot.

  8. 8
    HBA39 says:

    Reina, Flanagan, Carragher, Skrtel, Enrique, Gerrard, Spearing, Shelvey, Bellamy, Carroll, Suarez
    team of liverpool, shit that Bellamy plays, I think both team will score today, we wiil see who scores more

  9. 9
    toonsy says:

    They might score against that defence, but id back our attack to cause their defence no end of problems also.

  10. 10
    Rodzilla says:

    SCORE MORE THAN THEM :shock: :shock:

    WOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOO :lol: :shock:

    :twisted: :razz: :lol: :mrgreen: :cool:

  11. 11
    Big Dave says:

    Stu yeah Bellamy is back :evil:

  12. 12
    CT says:

    Pleased Guthrie keeps his place, Jonas v Bellamy, Ben Arfa v Enrique, Tiote v Gerrard, Williamson v Carrol—BUT–Carragher/ Skirtle/young kid at Right Back v Demba/ Cisse——-Could be 4-3 this one!!!!

  13. 13
    troleibusiukas says:

    Newcastle United (4-3-3): Tim Krul; Danny Simpson, Mike Williamson, James Perch, Jonas Gutierrez (c); Danny Guthrie, Cheick Tiote, Yohan Cabaye; Hatem Ben Arfa, Papiss Cisse, Demba Ba
    Substitutes: Rob Elliot, Shane Ferguson, Davide Santon, Dan Gosling, Ryan Taylor, Haris Vuckic, Shola Ameobi

    Liverpool (4-4-2): Pepe Reina; Jon Flanagan, Jamie Carragher, Martin Skrtel, Jose Enrique; Jonjo Shelvey, Steven Gerrard (c), Jay Spearing, Craig Bellamy; Andy Carroll, Luis Suarez
    Substitutes: Alexander Doni, Fabio Aurelio, Sebastian Coates, Maxi Rodriguez, Jordan Henderson, Stewart Downing, Dirk Kuyt

  14. 14
    hydeous says:

    Ah, this has all the makings of a high scoring game.
    Glad to see Carra at the back for them.
    Have Guthrie, Tiote, Cabaye played together before? In a 3 man midfield?
    Can’t wait for this one. 5-2 to us. HWTL!!!

  15. 15
    Dubtoon says:

    Bellamy the one I’m worried about. He and Suarez with feet too quick for our defenders

  16. 16
    Moreno says:

    On a bus heading down the road now. 5 bloody hours better be worth t today lads!

  17. 17
    Moreno says:

    I think it’s fair to put your money on over 2.5 goals with the bookies today. You can still get 2/1 for an over 2.5 goals double with ours and spurs game.

  18. 18

    This could be an absolute goal fest.

    That’s why I’m predicting a grinding 0-0.

  19. 19
    MDS says:

    Is that supposed to be Shola or Sammy?

    Big Dave- where’s Ice been?

  20. 20
    belter99 says:

    Our defence shouldn’t try and compete for header with Carroll, they should sit back as Carrolls first touch is awful. If Perch/Williamson try and compete for headers and lose out it means that’s one defender taken out just from a long ball.

    On a separate note, it was so obvious Kammy wasn’t going to be a ref, he would probably get more respect then some other poor refs :lol:

  21. 21
    Big Dave says:

    MDS he was away on his Hols to Malta, but I think he cameback lastnight

  22. 22
    Rodzilla says:

    Moreno, I got greedy and hoyed 30 quid on us at 11/5 :razz:

  23. 23
    MDS says:

    Why am I struck by a horrible feeling that Williamson will tackle Carroll in the box at least twice today :?:

  24. 24
    MDS says:

    Cheers Dave. Was wondering where he’s been.

  25. 25
    Rodzilla says:

    …because one’s a centre back and the other’s a centre forward?

  26. 26
    richietoon says:

    Because it’s his job? ;-)

  27. 27
    TonyGreenSupreme says:

    Got a horrible feeling about this one :!:

    Very concerned that Bellamy is playing, he usually tortures us.

  28. 28

    Because defenders are supposed to protect their goal?

  29. 29
    Big Dave says:

    MDS I have the feeling that he will try to wrestle with him :evil:

  30. 30
  31. 31
    Big Dave says:

    well we’ll not have long to wait to see what happens.

    TGS have you been promoted :lol:

  32. 32

    I’m worried about Willo trying to out-macho Carrol and giving away a penalty too.

  33. 33
    Rodzilla says:

    haha, MDS got a bit of feedback for that one :lol:

    reet, I’m off to dig up a mate’s garden. Gona watch the game at 8.

    tatty bye funlovers! :razz:

  34. 34
    Stuart79 says:

    This won’t be 0-0

  35. 35
    TonyGreenSupreme says:

    Dave,
    Aye mate ;-)

  36. 36
    Big Dave says:

    I guess its time for the sky Bindipper love in to begin :oops:

  37. 37
    Big Dave says:

    Rod is it a 6ft x 3 your digging

  38. 38
    kimtoon says:

    Feck it Bellers back aargh not happy , he loves to score against us the gobshite. :evil:

  39. 39
    Rodzilla says:

    Dave, mum’s the word eh ;-)

  40. 40
    geordie deb says:

    Definetley has all the hall marks of a goal fest. Will be hiding behind a cushion every time Williamson goes close to anyone in the box. Pardew tie his hands to his body or he’s bound to give away at least one penalty especially with the ‘I’ve been shot by a sniper Suarez’

  41. 41

    Anybody have good link running?

  42. 42
    MDS says:

    LOL. I meant the rugby/american football version of the word “tackle”. As in pulling his shirt and wrapping both arms around his legs and holding on for dear life ;-)

  43. 43
  44. 44
    Moreno says:

    Rod, I tend to leave our fixtures well alone when it comes to the bookies but it just has to be over 2.5 goals today…surely? When you look at yesterday aswell

  45. 45

    Streams anyone? I’ve lost all my bookmarks on my web browser :(

  46. 46
    Johno Toon says:

    Nerves kicking in. Massive game. Would take a point now but feel if we turn up and put in a performance like last weekend 3 points is in our grasp. Come.on the toon!

  47. 47
    SJP14 says:

    Yeah I’m feeling pretty nervous right now. Suarez and Bellamy have too much skill and pace for our back line. We just have to attack and score more than them. Cisse for a brace Ba with one and a 3-2 win I say.

  48. 48
    Moreno says:

    Rod, my bookies have stopped taking bets on Willo conceding a penalty by shirt pulling. They are saying its a sure thing

  49. 49
  50. 50
    Big Dave says:

    My only worry so far is the CB’s and Willo inpaticular but maybe today will be his day :grin:

  51. 51
    Moreno says:

    I am on me phone so can’t check it but tykestv.eu is usually canny for a stream

  52. 52
    geordie deb says:

    agree Dave

  53. 53

    Cheers Richie, this one seems like a cracking stream… if it stays online! :)

  54. 54
  55. 55
    M says:

    Bellamy starts… this is a concern

  56. 56

    Thanks for links, people!

  57. 57
    Big Dave says:

    come on lets get it on :grin:
    Howay the Lads

  58. 58
    Newkie says:

    Willo had a good game last week apart from the mess up with him and Krul. Solid on the ground and in the air, should give him the confidence for this one. Plus he knows Carroll better than any other CB..

  59. 59
    richietoon says:

    Fookin Commmme Onnnn!!!!

  60. 60
    TOONPIPES says:

    which bellers wud f off!

  61. 61
    TOONPIPES says:

    cooooooooooomwe on

  62. 62
    brisvegas says:

    Howay the lads

  63. 63

    Cisse getting under Skrtel’s skin already…

  64. 64
    Newkie says:

    We need to be quicker on the break, liverpool just packed their half and don’t look like moving until they can get a break..

  65. 65

    Does booing not just inspire them?

  66. 66
  67. 67
    kimtoon says:

    Jose had a right handfull of shirt there

  68. 68
    Newkie says:

    Perfectly fine tackle and we’re getting done for it. Lets hope this isn’t the trend.

  69. 69
    Newkie says:

    Willo needs to be careful as well ffs

  70. 70
    Newkie says:

    Thank christ he was carded

  71. 71
    richietoon says:

    well in ref :lol:

  72. 72
    Big Dave says:

    Willo needs to be careful as I think the refs will be watching him .
    Fuk I thought that was a pen :evil:

  73. 73

    Goodness gracious, I thought that was a penalty.

  74. 74
    Newkie says:

    diving pikey twat, learning well from suarez

  75. 75
    MDS says:

    Serves you right you fucking bum

  76. 76
    TonyGreenSupreme says:

    Carroll the cheating barsteward :evil:

  77. 77

    They sliced us apart there…

  78. 78
    kimtoon says:

    Well i said Suarez would get carded for divin but Carroll ! hang your head lad :lol:

  79. 79
    SJP14 says:

    If that wasn’t an Englishman they would be giving him absolute hell.

  80. 80
    Big Dave says:

    Come on Lads

  81. 81
    MDS says:

    Carroll’s going to get sent off in this one

    3-4 terrifying moments from Willo already :sad:

  82. 82
    kimtoon says:

    SJP14@79 If that was a Toon player they would be givin absolout hell ,such is the Sky Dippers love in.

  83. 83
    Big Dave says:

    close there well done Krul

  84. 84
    Newkie says:

    fuck sake all over us

  85. 85
    richietoon says:

    feck me lads howay

  86. 86
    TonyGreenSupreme says:

    We are all over the place at the back.

  87. 87
    richietoon says:

    Simmo off the line yet again :shock:

  88. 88
    kimtoon says:

    All Dippers at the mo , we need to get a grip here our defence won’t take this all game without buckleing.

  89. 89
    TonyGreenSupreme says:

    cisse :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

  90. 90
    richietoon says:

    Get in thjere cisse

  91. 91
    Newkie says:

    GOAAAAAAL CISSE BABY!

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  93. 93
    MDS says:

    Getttttiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnn

  94. 94
    kimtoon says:

    Cisse get innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn :lol:

  95. 95
    funkyjesus says:

    How many points has Simpson saved on the line?

  96. 96
    craig chisholm says:

    i aint worried, i cant see liverpool winning this one. dunno why, but i cant.

  97. 97
    Big Dave says:

    reet lads keep it tight for the next 5 mins

  98. 98
    geordie deb says:

    CCCIIIIISSSSEEEEE -woooo hoooo

  99. 99
    MDS says:

    Absolute brilliance by Ben Arfa….again

  100. 100
    TonyGreenSupreme says:

    What a cross from HBA and a great header from our No 9.

  101. 101
    Joe says:

    Get in Papiss

  102. 102
    Michael12 says:

    Cisse I doubted him but I believe now!!

  103. 103
    Big Dave says:

    FJ @ 95 a lot more than he gets credit for

  104. 104
    craig chisholm says:

    like i was saying.. there you go lads .. lol lol i think demba will get one too.

  105. 105
    Big Dave says:

    Suarez looks like a fukin beaver

  106. 106
    richietoon says:

    Dave :shock: ….you mean he’s a c*nt? :lol:

  107. 107
    kimtoon says:

    Looking better iI think our goal has helped to settle us somewhat. Want more Toon goals though cause these are well sneaky on the break. Need to press more as old man Carra looks slow today. :grin:

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  109. 109
    Newkie says:

    fuck me though liverpool are getting close

  110. 110
    Big Dave says:

    oh close there

  111. 111
    richietoon says:

    howay lads sort it out :???:

  112. 112
    Newkie says:

    Silly yellow what’s the point man

  113. 113
    Newkie says:

    Benny shoulda laid that to Cabaye, still good play though

  114. 114
    richietoon says:

    ooo fekin close

  115. 115
    Big Dave says:

    Oh come on Ba

  116. 116
    kimtoon says:

    Shall we have a whip round to see if we can raise enough cash to pay a hitman to take out this biased commentary team who are desperate for Pool to score. :evil:

  117. 117
    MDS says:

    Bellamy’s having to easy of a time with it down the right

  118. 118
    Big Dave says:

    we are getting a lot more of the ball now

  119. 119
    Big Dave says:

    the big bin dipper stars don’t look very happy

  120. 120
    MDS says:

    You are right dave. you certainly wouldn’t want to leave suarez alone in a room full of antique wooden furniture

  121. 121
    richietoon says:

    feck shud have been 2

  122. 122
    Big Dave says:

    oh close there from Cisse, thanks to mr shelvey

  123. 123
    kimtoon says:

    Jesus that was close and great thinking by Guthrie

  124. 124
    Big Dave says:

    MDS @ 120 :lol: :lol: :lol: cracker mate

  125. 125
    Newkie says:

    Jonas has been shredded today, and bellamy aint even playing well.

  126. 126
    kimtoon says:

    Perch great stuff there

  127. 127
    Big Dave says:

    reet come on lads see this out and get in for an orange

  128. 128
    Newkie says:

    Liverpool are such dirty cunts ffs

  129. 129
    MDS says:

    Pards needs to do something at LB for the second half. Maybe bring on Raylor/Santon and move Jonas up for Guthrie. Would be harsh on Guthrie but might be needed here

  130. 130
    funkyjesus says:

    James Perch is a legend. Totally owning his role and covering Jonas.

  131. 131
    Jon R says:

    Does Flanagan realise his nose is there for breathing through?

  132. 132
    MDS says:

    Yep well done Perchy

  133. 133
    M says:

    MDS – 100% yes. Jonas or Guthrie off, Raylor on

  134. 134
    hitman says:

    judas took a dive there so he wouldnt score :shock: :shock:

  135. 135
    kimtoon says:

    Guthrie played well I thought ,sad if he had to make way but yeh left sides exposed too much.

  136. 136
    B1GSTEVE says:

    raylor will get slaughtered by bellend santon or ferguson on methinks

  137. 137
    CT says:

    Raylor on, Jonas wide left, Guthrie has to make way.

  138. 138
    Toon@Jer says:

    Have a sneaky feeling that Pardew might take Benny off for Raylor, and move jonas further up the pitch. Benny played magnificently in the first half but his energy level waned off at the closing stages. Hope he stays on the pitch though, he is raping Enrique at the moment :twisted:

  139. 139
    Archie Brand says:

    Anybody else think that Suarez and Enrique might be related?

  140. 140
    AndrewT says:

    i think Pards will stick with Jonas at LB for a bit more, maybe give him a bit of quick coaching on how to watch Bellamy better. Guthrie is doing very well, and would not deserve to get taken off yet.

    Keep feeding the ball to Ben Arfa though! Doing great work, and helping out the defense plenty!

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    Big Dave says:

    Can’t believe Carroll tried cheating so much :evil:

  142. 142
    Archie Brand says:

    Toon@Jer

    Cant take Benny off – that would be the end of civilisation as we know it.

    And possibly the end of service for Ba and Cisse

  143. 143
    Big Dave says:

    I think it would be a bit harsh on any of the players to get took of at the mo :???: its a hard one

  144. 144
    AndrewT says:

    Toon@jer, no way Ben Arfa is coming off. We would just be asking them to attack us at that point, and we all know how crap our defense is right now. Pardew will just likely give some quick tips over the break

  145. 145

    HAHAHAHA Great observation Archie!

  146. 146
    MrT76 says:

    Im at work and can’t get a stream up. How are we doing. I keep checking my phone for updates, but I’m a bag of nerves here. I so desperately want us to beat the ‘dippers. Can we do it? Please say we can! Please! :grin:

  147. 147
    M says:

    Jonas is constantly out of position. To compound things he dives in and takes himself out the game every time the ball is played behind him

    Bellamy or not, Jonas can’t stay there – Pardew must make a change

  148. 148
    Jon R says:

    Just saw that dive on the replay – absolutely shocking! :evil:

    Wonder what Pardew will do to try and sure up our left side? Thought Willo and Perch have both played a blinder so far, and HBA looks a big threat too. Hope Pardew doesn’t sacrifice him for a more defensive player.

    Anyone notice Liverpool never play Bellamy, Spearing and Kuyt all at the same time? Automatic 10 point reduction for fielding a butt-ugly team.

  149. 149
    Big Dave says:

    I just hope we don’t try to defend our lead

  150. 150
    Big Dave says:

    MrT yeah we can do it :lol:

  151. 151
    Chris G says:

    “Suarez looks like a fukin beaver”

    “you mean he’s a c*nt? :lol:

    no, he really does look like a beaver
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvWfbIe4X_4

  152. 152
    Big Dave says:

    oh Willo off the bar

  153. 153
    kimtoon says:

    Willo so nearly the hero there

  154. 154
    Jon R says:

    “We’re in the top 6! We’re in the top 6! Jose Enrique, we’re in the top 6!” :lol:

  155. 155
    Big Dave says:

    fuk Bellars was close to getting on the end of that :evil:

  156. 156
    Archie Brand says:

    Do we need to get Jonas off before he gets fleeced again?

  157. 157
    kimtoon says:

    Well done Willo

  158. 158
    richietoon says:

    woooo hooooo get in there :lol: :lol:

  159. 159
    Archie Brand says:

    Ya faakin beaut

  160. 160
    Big Dave says:

    Cisse get in Lad

  161. 161
    Newkie says:

    BOOM

  162. 162
    Jon R says:

    CISSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

  163. 163
    Big Dave says:

    cool as fuk :lol:

  164. 164
    kimtoon says:

    God I thought he never put that in there yehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh goallllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll :lol: :lol:

  165. 165
    richietoon says:

    He scores when he wants,
    he scores when he wants,
    Papiss Demba Cisse,
    He scores when he wants :mrgreen:

  166. 166
    Archie Brand says:

    Big Dave

    Aye – defending a lead is not something we do

  167. 167
    MDS says:

    Surely if Toonsy’s child is born today, the name must be Papiss ;-)

  168. 168
    kimtoon says:

    Right then team help the lad get a hat trick :grin:

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    Big Dave says:

    remember keep it tight lads ffs

  170. 170
    richietoon says:

    Perch you beaut :grin:

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    geordie deb says:

    well done cisse and perch for that stop

  172. 172
    Newkie says:

    Perch outstanding, great work from Willo too

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    MDS says:

    Surely if Toonsy’s child is born today, the name must be Papiss ;-)
    ——————

    Or James would do quite well. Perchy you beauty

  174. 174
    kimtoon says:

    How good has Perch been so far :grin:

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    Big Dave says:

    yeah really pleased for Perch so far the lad has done well.
    I really hope Cisse gets his hat-trick

  176. 176
    NorCal Toonfan says:

    Perch is looking more and more like the ultimate utility player.

  177. 177
    Newkie says:

    Good chance for Gosling, come on lad!

  178. 178
    Big Dave says:

    come on Lads we need another so I can enjoy this game as I don’t know about anyone else, but im still nervous as

  179. 179
    kimtoon says:

    Suarez you tw*t

  180. 180
    MDS says:

    The Newcastle fans are chanting ‘Jose Enrique – we’re in the top six’ :lol: Brilliant

  181. 181
    richietoon says:

    Dave..aye, still nervy

  182. 182
    TonyGreenSupreme says:

    For the old timer’s, James Perch is the new Graham Oates :lol: :lol:

  183. 183
    kimtoon says:

    Really want to see Papiss get a hat trick as he’s done so well today again .

  184. 184
    richietoon says:

    TGS…. ya’ll be talking to yourself with that name ;-) :lol:

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    MDS says:

    love to see Ba grab one. He’s been so good lately without any goals to show for it

  186. 186
    kimtoon says:

    That was never offside

  187. 187
    craig chisholm says:

    HBA with the assist again… clearly our pref three up fornt are HBA, Ba and cisse. when HBA plays well the team play well.

  188. 188
    Pootle says:

    Im a bit pissed again now.
    Are there any knackersacks who were slating those of us who said all we needed to do was switch to the 3 man midfield want to come on and tell us all how stupid we are or how ‘tactics are too hard for us plebs’.
    Lololololol
    Roflcopter
    Ha

    Gettin there Cisse you little beauty.

  189. 189
    Big Dave says:

    Strolla to hold the ball up feel a bit sorry for Cisse

  190. 190
    Newkie says:

    Seems a shame to take cisse off, but i guess we need to rest him? Meh.

  191. 191
    kimtoon says:

    NO , wanted to see a hat trick :sad: Still Shola will hold the ball up nicely for us.

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    Big Dave says:

    MDS @ 185 yeah mate he deserves a goal as he has done everything else bar score

  193. 193
    MDS says:

    Feel for Cisse but it is the smart move. As great a finisher as he is he doesn’t hold the ball up like Shola or run like Ba

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    Big Dave says:

    I hope they stick to this team now and don’t bring Kuyt on :evil:

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    MrT76 says:

    How r we doing? How r we doing? God my nerves are shot to bits. It’s crap this when you can’t even listen to a radio commentary. And I’ve picked a bad time to pack in the tabs.

  196. 196
    Big Dave says:

    well in Perch

  197. 197
    MrT76 says:

    How longs left? Do the ‘dippers even look like scoring?

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  199. 199
    Archie Brand says:

    Nice to see Carroll getting a good cheer – on his way off

  200. 200
    Archie Brand says:

    Just hope its not another one of those Liverpool games of olde

  201. 201
    kimtoon says:

    Dave KUYT warming up I thought.

  202. 202
    Joe says:

    Perch is bloody Paolo Maldini merged with Lothar Matheus today.

  203. 203
    NorCal Toonfan says:

    wow…Carroll straight down the tunnel. Won’t even stick around the see the game out..Nice!

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    richietoon says:

    MR T .. 10 minutes and no

  205. 205
    Big Dave says:

    MrT they have been close a couple of times but their heads are dropping

  206. 206
    geordie deb says:

    oh dear little pikey gone off in a right strop

  207. 207
    Big Dave says:

    Reina the bastad

  208. 208
    richietoon says:

    Dorty bastard

  209. 209
    Big Dave says:

    he should be off

  210. 210
    Big Dave says:

    get him off the fuking tosser

  211. 211
    Archie Brand says:

    Well thats a bugger – innit???

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    NorCal Toonfan says:

    I think i have a new man crush on James Perch…well done. Got the keeper sent off.
    :mrgreen:

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    richietoon says:

    Perch MoM for me like :lol:

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    kimtoon says:

    Well my first reaction was a red there and I was right :lol:

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    MrT76 says:

    Cheers Dave.

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    Big Dave says:

    Get doglesh off the fuking pitch

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    richietoon says:

    Jose in nets :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    Newkie says:

    ENRIQUE IN GOAL HAHAHAHAAHAA

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    Jon R says:

    Hahaha Enrique in goal :lol:

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    Jon R says:

    Oh man I wish there was more than 10 mins left!

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    NorCal Toonfan says:

    Would this be the end of Kenny Daglish? His record/points per game ratio has to be worse than Roy Hodgson’s right?

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    MDS says:

    LOL no subs left!!!! Jose in goal! This is madness

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    Newkie says:

    sorry i meant xaxaxaxakekeke or whatever that twat used to say ;-)

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    Archie Brand says:

    Just outof interest – why wasnt it a penalty?

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    MDS says:

    Attack now lads. I want another

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    geordie deb says:

    This just keeps getting better

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Lets all laugh at liverpoo!

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    Archie Brand says:

    It would be great to see Enrique catch it then chuck it on the deck and try to dribble it out……

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    Jon R says:

    How many more goals do we need to go above Chelsea? 16? :razz:

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    Archie Brand says:

    Come on Lads. One More

    2′s a win, 3′s a drubbing

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    kimtoon says:

    How the mighty have fallen eh :twisted: :lol: :lol: olay :lol:

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    Big Dave says:

    come on lads get at them

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    geordie deb says:

    tell me ma me ma I wont be home for tea we’re going to Italy…..

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    MDS says:

    No Reina for the FA Cup now though

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    kimtoon says:

    Benny off for a rest now .

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    Robbie says:

    Who would thought we would be sitting here saying James Perch Motm again :D him and Willo have both been fantastic. Dont think we have had one bad performance today

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    Newkie says:

    Archie-because it was a free kick due to Perch’s trip I believe.

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    geordie deb says:

    11 points clear of liverpool

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    kimtoon says:

    MDS@234 Beat me to it that could come back to haunt us . :sad:

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    geordie deb says:

    Hope the big Pikey, Dogleish, Jose etc have all had a nice trip back to SJP mwwwaaaahhhh

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    SJP14 says:

    What a performance. What a game. In absolute heaven right now.

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    TonyGreenSupreme says:

    Great win :smile:

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    richietoon says:

    Wooooo Hoooooo, really need these feckers to beat Everton in the cup now.

    Howay Swansea :mrgreen:

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    Archie Brand says:

    Unbefakinlievable.

    Had my alternative assessment already written.

    Have to bin that one now and actually be nice to Perch and Williamson…..

    Damn that feels good

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    Big Dave says:

    how sweet that was :lol:

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    Archie Brand says:

    Newkie – its amazing how one forgets the insignificant details… ;-)

    Cheers

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    TonyGreenSupreme says:

    Perchinio was outstanding.

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    NorCal Toonfan says:

    Liverpool below Everton…that’s gotta be a particular stinging defeat. Could not have gone too much worse for them today…makes me smile all the more.

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    kimtoon says:

    Excellent performance to a man today 10 out of 10 lads :cool: :cool: :grin:
    The look on the faces of the dippers fans was a picture :lol: :mrgreen:

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    geordie deb says:

    Fantastic result – well done all the lads and our fans who were loud and proud

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    geordiescamp says:

    perchenbauer

    c’mon the swans!!

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    MDS says:

    Not sure it is possible to be happier than this after a match. What a performance.

    And once again, despite Cisse’s goals, Perch was MOTM for me

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    Joe says:

    April 1st is James Perch day

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    MrT76 says:

    GET INNNNNN!!!!!!!!

    Reet! That’s it! I’m off to do naked star jumps around the office now!!

    To quote Troy : Whoo hoo hoo hoo!!!!!!

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    Newkie says:

    Archie-no worries mate, I was excited thinking Jose would have to deal one but then I remembered how it happened in the first place :lol:

    Brilliant stuff-they cut through us a few times but we dealt with everything they could throw at us, great performances from everyone I’d say. Maybe Guthrie and Cabaye were a bit quiet, otherwise top notch from everyone, especially Cisse, benny, Willo and Perch :grin:

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    Joe says:

    I love it when a player I’ve slagged off countless times comes back and bites me in the ass.

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    toonitis says:

    perchio mom :grin: .cant get this stupid smile off my face.all i want from my team is 100% an thats what we got :lol:

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    Newkie says:

    will motm, good shout, could have gone to perchy ;-)

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    SJP14 says:

    If you’d have told me that Willo would be man of the match and we’d keep a clean sheet I would have never believed you.

    Actually is this just one huge April Fools joke?

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    witters says:

    That couldn’t have gone any better….except maybe a goal when Enrique was in goal!! :grin:

    Perch man of the match for me…awesome who needs Collicini!!

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    AngelOfDeath says:

    i simply cannot contain my happiness today. everything falls in place revolving around 4people. Kenny,enrique,carroll,bellamy.

    wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee. :lol: :lol:

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    Big Dave says:

    The Perch going down clip looks a bit shit :oops: but maybe if he didn’t over react Reina wouldn’t have got punished for trying to stick the head on him

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    matias says:

    What a great afternoon.

    Only downside is we might have been helping Everton with the FA cup by getting Reina sent off with straight red.

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    AlanPardewProject says:

    Big Dave @ 262 – Sadly thats the tendency these days :cry: a bit sad that players over-act these situations, but it somehow have become norm for every team.

    but screw that :razz: on a day like this we shall celebrate.

    Btw
    toon fans 1 – 0 carroll :lol: boy was he affected. Enrique played shit with the ball aswell.

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    Newkie says:

    Think people have forgotten that Willo is actually a decent defender, just has some wobbles, hopefully should remind em!

    Dave-agreed, doens’t look like Perch was actually hit but then again this is liverpool with a team of divers, play them at their own game? Still, did himself no favours.

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    kimtoon says:

    Just been out to the garden to check if the washings dry and my neighbour who’s an liverpool fan came out ,I just burst into fits of giggles ,couldn’t help meself :twisted: :lol:

    All he could say was Cisse offside for the second and Carroll needs selling ,such bad losers dippers fans.

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    B1GSTEVE says:

    Perch & Willo superb today, who woulda thought it excellent game and result. they all ran themselves to a standstll, great performance

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    aussie magpie fan says:

    Couldn’t have beaten a nicer bunch of arseholes! Well done lads!!

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    Toon@Jer says:

    Nice to see Barton leaving a trick or two behind :mrgreen: This might come back to haunt us because Reina will be suspended for the fa cup game :x On a lighter note, funny how karma works. Jose got what he deserved. :razz:

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    Newkie says:

    Cisse, Barfa and Simmo picking me up 24 points. HWTL :mrgreen:

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    Newkie says:

    Toon@Jer-that’s a good point about Reina, would be annoying to win this with him out only for Everton to get the Europa spot….looks like we need to Push for champions league instead…. :lol:

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    AngelOfDeath says:

    Actually,i feel liverpool will be more eager to reach fa cup final,after such game with us.

    Problem is,who will be their manager by that time. :oops: :roll: ;-)

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    kimtoon says:

    Think we should play sundays all the time ,aint lost one yet have we. ;-)

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    Toon@Jer says:

    Newkie- We’re two points behind now, Come on Swansea! ;-)

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    richietoon says:

    Howay Dave…..get the match report written up ;-)

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    aussie magpie fan says:

    Told you we would win Richie :-)

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    Ever since the Suarez thing I think I hate Liverpool more than any other club.

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    NorthernPaul says:

    I’ve not read the whole thread, but with reference to Perch, don’t forget Judas tried to win a penalty and get Krul sent off. I’m so glad Krul came out and said he blatantly dived. There are too many words like gamesmanship, these days instead of calling people cheats. Suarez is the biggest cheat in football so it’s nice to see them get some back.

    I’m not saying Perch should have went down, and I’d have been furious if one of their players had done it.

    Do you know what though? Happy days, and great win. I thought Judas was gonna burst into tears haha!! :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

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    jill says:

    Wow, what a game! I’ve only started to breathe again now! Don’t know if we had the same commentators but they were bugging me, kept going on and on about Simmo’s line clearance should have been a penalty for hand ball! It looked like it came off his shoulder to me. Also I was sure we should have had a penalty when Enrique hauled Ben Arfa to the ground in the box! Really pleased with the whole team, they worked very hard and had a lot of energy. I love watching Benny Boy! Can’t stop smiling at the result, so happy! :grin: :grin: :grin:

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    hey, and my good day continues as Michael Bradley’s Chievo Verona win in Italy and Jozy Altidore just scored for AZ Alkmaar. Heh-heh-heh…

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    Big Dave says:

    Richie I leave the writing to those that can ;-) I just stick to rambling on :lol:
    ICEDOG where are you :?:

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    Newkie says:

    Redknapp giving us plenty of credit today. Wow :lol:

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    MDS says:

    I’ll give Daglish a bit of credit for this….a little mind ;-)

    “I don’t think it was penalty and I don’t think he went down deliberately to get a penalty… It wasn’t a penalty. We don’t have any disagreement with Andy going down and with the Pepe Reina decision either.

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    Big Dave says:

    Jill they’re for ever making excuses for the dippers and then if it goes against them they’re trying to say we’re lucky etc etc they are all the same.
    Even with the sending off they tried to forget about the fact that Reina tried to nut Perch and concentrate on the fact that he never actually touched Perch and that Perch should be embarrased about it :???: not that Reina was in the wrong.
    Fuk them I say

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    Newkie says:

    May well have hit simmo’s arm, but then he didn’t move his arm to intercept the ball so I think justice was largely done. Make no mistake though it was quite a close game-our second goal was offside i think :roll: :razz:

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    MDS says:

    They’ll complain about Perch but completely ignore Carroll’s disgraceful dive. Typical

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    Toby le Rhone says:

    We’ve got Perchinio. We’ve got Perchinio

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    aussie magpie fan says:

    Liverpool remind me of us a few years back. A hodge podge collection of over paid footballers that are supposed to pass as a team. They have some real issues, if it weren’t for thier cup runs they would be under some pressure from their fans and board.

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    richietoon says:

    Dave ;-)

    Aussie ;-) …..me too, though I had us for 3-1 in the predictor league :???:

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    richietoon says:

    Aussie…. them having a sh!t manager doesn’t help them :lol:

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    kimtoon says:

    Jill 281 I’m with you on that ,Jose had a good handfull of his shirt if you watch the replay.

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    Robbie says:

    People will talk more about the perch thing more than the win itself. Such a shame cause we brushed the so called mighty pool aside like they were championship opps.

    felt abit sorry for Carroll when he came off he really did look like he was about to cry.

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    kimtoon says:

    I think Swansea will be a much tougher game than today ,they look well good.

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    aussie magpie fan says:

    Agree Richie.. you could see that he didn’t have any answers once we hit the lead.. one trick pony.. I actually had us down for a draw but you talked me out of it a few days back. :-)

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    richietoon says:

    Aussie…Since the WBA game I really couldn’t see us failing to beat them……until the game started and I was bricking it for some reason :grin:

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    DJG says:

    Fkin get in!!! First time in my lifetime I have seen Newcastle humiliate Liveerpool like that. Enrique in goal at the end!! :lol:

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    richietoon says:

    Spuds 1 up :sad:

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    Michael12 says:

    Great result. Cisse cannot stop scoring and long may it go on.Ba needs to start scoring himself else his position may not be safe. HBA what can be said about him reminds me of Kieron Dyer. James Perch equally needs mention. His versatility is an asset. Credit too to Pardew his tactics and positioning of players suits Cisse and while Ba suffers He (Pardew) recognises it is a team effort not individual.

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    aussie magpie fan says:

    Being nervous comes with the teritory when supporting the Toon. The last 10 minutes of every game does my head in.. I sometimes pick up my tv remote and wish I could fast forward the bloody game! :-)

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    AngelOfDeath says:

    Anyway,any reason why our next match is on a friday??? :???:

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    DJG says:

    How can Perch be dropped after today, I honestly thought he was MOTM.

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    DJG says:

    AOD Because it’s easter religious holidays mate. ;)

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