Nolan wants to kick Carroll!
The problem is that the next game is against Liverpool. Now this will surely be a spicy encounter as they seek revenge for the 3-1 defeat they endured at St James’ Park earlier on in the season. They are in a very good run of form at the moment and put five past Birmingham in their home game at the weekend.
Going to Anfield is still a tough proposition, but my utter hatred and contempt for Liverpool leaves me desperately wanting a victory for NUFC. Even a point would do as a point away from home in the Premier League is still a moral victory.
Now to clarify, I’ve always hated Liverpool. I despise them and everything they stand for. I despise their hypocricy and self-righteous actions. I despise the way their fans act. I despise the media fawning over what is essentially a club that just feels sorry for itself. I hate them. And now they have Andy Carroll, I hate them even more!
Which is why it’s nice to hear our Captain saying how he wants Carroll, who is an injury doubt for next Sunday’s game, to play specifically so he can kick him!
“The big man missed out because of an injury, and he doesn’t know how long he will be out,” Nolan told the Shields Gazette. “Hopefully, he’ll be back so I can kick him!”
“I don’t know if I want him to play or not. I do so I can kick him, but I don’t want to him to play because of the threat he can pose.”
“He’s clicking into gear, and he’ll be desperate to play against us. You will see the best of him next year.”
Now the last kick I remember Nolan giving Carroll was on the Gateshead lads arse as he whispered sweet-nothings about Liverpool FC in Carroll’s ears. This was shortly before Nolan appeared on Liverpool TV saying how it was a great move for the lad and how he was really chuffed for him and other such bollocks.
Not what fans, who were gutted at Carroll’s departure, really wanted to see from the club captain in all fairness.
Still, the ultimate way to get one back is to go to Anfield and pick up at least a point. We haven’t won there since 1994, which is a long time ago, so the omens aren’t good! We’ve had some crackers at Anfield over the years though, and I’m sure you all know what I am referring to. The result may not have gone our way, but it was an honour to have watched the following game.
That game is widely regarded as one of the best games the Premier League has ever seen. Everything about it was top notch, apart from the result of: Liverpool 4-3 Newcastle. Amazingly, the very next season, it happened again!
We played crap in that second game as deservedly went 3-0 down, only to somehow peg it back to 3-3. Those were the days!
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Hopefully Tiote destroys him.
Should play saylor just for this game…. whould be intresting
would*
He’ll have to catch him first.
I don’t actually think he’l play.
sy man, you need and edit button
Would be very reluctant to play Saylor following his recent performances.
The Liverpool game can go both ways, depending upon which toon team turns up. I have a feeling we’re gonna give them a real good game, and come home with a draw.
Thing is, we know Carroll’s strengths and what works for him, so consequently we know what works against him
That could be vital information
Toonsy, we know Carrolls strengths but that won’t help us when the ball is at the far post and the big Gyspsy is going for it…
Liverpool have a bunch of good players that we need to be aware of…still fancy a draw though.
we’ll play amazing next week, guaranteed. Don’t know if we’ll come away with the points but it’ll be a class game I’ll wager. The lads will be right up for it though, for sure.
MM – Gypsy can be at the back post as much as he likes. If you stop the supply line you stop Carroll
I fancy a 4-3 to us
I wonder what the odds are on that.
as you touched on Toonsy not something that you would expect from our Captain 
As for Nolan wanting to kick Judas I cant see that happening after helping him pack his bags, I still find it funny that our captain escaped almost scott free for helping the Judas decide that the liverpool move was one that he should take
thing that would worry me is judas is a perfect foil for his partner who is a top player imo
I’m sure Mike and Colo will have a very good idea about Carroll’s movement so that should put us in good stead, stopping him is a different matter…
Big Dave @ 12…I was thinking the same thing. Is he just trying to get on the good side of the fans? Although to be fair, he may have packed the bags, but he didn’t forge Carroll’s signature on the contract.
Maybe Nolan secretly hates Carroll and wanted rid just so he could kick him?
Norcal your right he didn’t forge his name but he maybe told him how to spell it
IMO the Captains job includes convincing our best players to stay, not telling them that that the liverpool move is one that he shouldn’t turn down
True…it’s as much the Manager’s job as it is the Captain’s to create/keep a good team.
line up against liverpool should be …
krul
enrique
willo
collo
simpson
guti
tiote
nolan
ireland
barton
lovenkrands
i hope carroll doesnt play like , i cudnt bear watching him score against us
Army – You’d play Lovenkrands as a lone striker?
I know most player like to comeback to their old stomping ground, but I honestly think it’s too soon for him to comeback.
Its not as if he needs to comeback to proof a point that the club was right to get shot of him .
Feelings mutual Nolan, I wanna kick Carroll too
JOBEY
toonsy
Posted April 25, 2011 at 6:53 PM
MM – Gypsy can be at the back post as much as he likes. If you stop the supply line you stop Carroll
I wonder why nobody else has thought of that…
Good work on the ad’s yesterday lads
At that rate it’ll be more than 500 quid
A good little stat for you all:
“Man Utd won their 13th consecutive home match in a row – a club record and equalling their all time longest top flight run of wins at home. Only NUFC have recorded a longer winning streak at home in the PL era (14, May 95 – Feb 96)
Toonsy- So they have to pay you even if i just sit and click on them all day everyday, not saying that i will like
Jobey – Bascally yes. I’m not claiming it yet though. Just buildong it up
*building
ahh alreet
Toonsy…where are these ads mate, I can click you thirty bobs worth for what it’s worth…?
MM – The ones right at the bottom of the page. Underneath everything
bet that richie clicked on that burger add a few times,greedy git
Ice-
Friends Dating Newcastle?
What’s that like, toonsy?
Icedog…
Ok, would love to help like, Toonsy, but I am not sure I want to click on Russian Girl Marriage and Cuban Single Women. Would be in a difficult spot if a Russian bride-to-be showed up on my doorstep like. My wife and I aren’t Mormons…and California still frowns upon plural marriage.
Are there other ads?
Toonsy…have you a link to “Pies are Us”….you’d make a fortune mate..?
Stuart – I dunno. It’s all done automatically and is tailored to the individual according to their web history. For instance mine are currently Sky TV, Premier League and Spanish holidays. Just what have you been looking at Stu?
NorCal – They change continously mate
I’m only trying to make prize money anyway
That explains why i’ve got thai brides, zootube and twycross zoo then.
Great…How does going to this site, SkySport, CNN.com and Facebook lead to Russian Brides and Cuban Single women?
Ug…
Stuart….don’t read too much into it mate…it takes all sorts…
MM richie ate all the pies,heard them singing it at sjp
Nor Cal, it was fun having you on this blog…all the best to you mate…! Better get your class squared up or your gonna be in trouble !
NorCal – It’s purely random, but shh
ive got pay day loans in 1 hr and new to credit, there not for me sy
Ill be happy to click if i find a thai bride one
Ok, not to continue beating a dead horse, but I scrolled though the ads and found my favorite:
“Ask a Poultry Vet Online.”
Are you taking ads from the owners of Blackburn then?
Ice….maybe Richie could open a Greggsy’s down Alicante way ?
Gay porn sites are the best advertisment payers – apparently…
Stuart79….aye you’re right…err…shit …doh….
Toonsy…….can each IP addy just click once per day or all day every day?
Rich – I think it’s once per ad per day.
see Ice…Richie knows when you say owt about him like…
Really hope City hammer Blackburn!
I would click more but they dont open on a new tab!
Nolan wants to “kick” Carroll ? aye that’ll be right like….
He’ll have to do it as he gets of the bus, cos he’ll be neewhere near him on the pitch… 
MM he would gan broken in a week m8 he would eat all the profit,he used to call to a tea van near me for a snack when working here,the guy now tells me his takeings is doon 60% since he left
Aye, I forgot Carroll was superhuman
What’s that they say about absence? It warps minds?
Munich@50…..don’t think I havnt considered that one
Stuart…if you reckon Bobby Shinton Nr 9 is hard done to….check this wazzock out…
http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/apr/25/darron-gibson-quits-twitter-abuse
Richie….any German bakeries doon there ?…they seem to go down really well, especially when they have a fridge full of monks stuff to wash down the stotty cakes…
icedog…there’s nowt wrong with having a “healthy appetite”….
richie,
Seriously mate, when I was in Calla Bona last year I found a cracking British owned Deli.
The sarnies were lush and freshly made, (no greasy fried stuff).
There was a huge queue each lunch time, looked as though the business was flourishing.
The problem wi places like that is ya have to graft ……oh and I’d eat all the stock, I need a job that involves me sitting on the beach fishing, with a cold one in my hand
Good start from City this, bars already been hit.
*cold beer that is not cold fish…..I divorced her years ago
Rich
I’ve got Adam Johnson or David Silva first Goalscorer, 1-3 City
I’ve got to watch Eastenders first
toonsy
We know who wears the troosers in your hoose toonsy…
just for you Toonsy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJ85eeZL7yA
MM – Anything for a peaceful life
I reckon Blackburn could go down…they have a real tough run in…
I should have put a bet on that gareth barry would misplace at least 1 pass per minute. I’d be quids in. England captain
Toonsy@75…know what you mean mate…
Never liked Eastenders though…was more of a Dallas fan me like…
@toonsy
You say;
Now to clarify, I’ve always hated Liverpool. I despise them and everything they stand for. I despise their hypocricy and self-righteous actions. I despise the way their fans act. I despise the media fawning over what is essentially a club that just feels sorry for itself. I hate them. And now they have Andy Carroll, I hate them even more!
It sounds like jealousy to me.
I have no love of Liverpool but to hear your strong words about one the most successful clubs in the world is strange.
Gareth Barry…a prime example of how the English transfer market has gone mental….average player, loads of money…
Who played right wing for us when we beat Man U 5-0? Gillespie wasn’t it?
If the bull is “set” to join Liverpool, how come they’re linked with every LB. Out there?
Bobby – If I put the real reason why I hate Liverpool on here it would upset people and cause outrage if it got into the wider media. For that reason I’ll just leave it as what I said. Needless to say it’s nowt about jealousy or their footballing success.
MM…and not the only one….
Bridge and Carrick also spring to mind.
It’s beyond belief the amount of money in fees and wages these 3 mediocre players have commanded throughout their careers
JG,
I think you’ll find Liverpool are actually linked with EVERY player out there. Some of them happen to play left back
Heysel is my guess. Self inflicted?
Bobby – Not just that, but you’re getting warmer.
And did David Batty start that ga,e against Man U? Was it Pedro and Lee in the middle?
Fans.Robbing.Heysel.Pitch.
Those words are all involved I am guessing….
Moreno aye, especially every player we’re linked with
Toonsy, I remember it being
Beardo- batty- lee- Robert
But I could be wrong
Moreno – Add in hypocrites and thugs and you’re about there.
Defo not Robert. Ginola it was. With Gillespie on the other side
….and Starr and Ringo
I’ve still got admiration for the club and what they achieved and how they did it.
I also think one of the greatest sights in English football is the Kop singing never walk alone with their scarves held aloft.
But there’s a definite desire to see them suffer like we have and to see how loyal their fans really are.
True wrong frenchie
But I think beardo played on the right not Gillespie but could be wrong…
Moreno…it used to be us a few years back, we were linked with everyone in those days, cos we were that type of club at the time…
To be honest most clubs will probably lining up there options for the close season, cos we know from experience “the domino effect” usually comes into effect with one players move prompting anothers move as replacement etc etc…
Bridge…flippin heck weren’t we linked with him a while bac ? His career just never recovered from the John Terry episode did it ?…not sure if he was that good anyway to be honest…
German text linking FC Bayern with Enrique, quoting the “Sunday Mirror” as source…..tosspots…
Feck sake Bobby. You’ll be trotting out the famous “Anfield European atmosphere” next
It was because of them tossers that we (English teams) weren’t allowed into Europe and why we get a raw deal still to this day. They piss and moan about Hillsborough (tragic accident) and justice yet it took them 25 YEARS to apologise for Heysel, and only then because they happened to be playing Juventus.
Murdering, hypocritical scumbags!
Add in the amount of glory fans who try and take the piss out of me despite the fact I’ve been to Anfield more times than them and you have my complete reason for despising them
I take it you dont like Liverpool toonsy
Andrew – You could say that
Toonsy, now imagine Raylor leaves for Liverpool and scores a free kick vs us
If that happens I will go on a murdering spree of my own
talking of robbin barestewards, that’s my tickets for Real Madrid v Zaragoza booked
Toonsy…I grew up with “Sportsnight with Coleman” and stuff, those european midweek games on tele were great man, and were something to look forward to during the week, the atmosphere on the Kop looked great during those games.
Still don’t like Liverpool though, but I see where old Bobby Shinton nr 9 is coming from.
ouch Richie….sounds like a hell of a day out……(could someone send me an “envy” Smiley ?!)….
MM – I can see that side too. Of course. But it doesn’t excuse them does it? It pisses me off that the murky side of them gets completely forgotten. It shouldn’t be. They should remember what they have done for the rest of their lives the dole-dossing, bomb-smuggling wankers!
MM couldnt quite stretch to the CL v Barca, cheapest ticket left 800€+
If Blackburn go down I’d have that Phil Jones
Richie….you gonna be in Madrid on the night of the match ? Sorry like, I’m backing Barca mate…
MM….no mate, flying up on Thurs cos wor lass has docs appt up there on Fri, Real madrid, Saturday then fly back Sunday morning in time to stream bindippers game
Toonsy
I would have Samba just because he would be good to shove upfront in times of need.
Citehh…paahh….cannot beat Blackburn ? I can see Mancini and Anchelotti back in Italy soon..
Richietoon….you’re a jet setter mate….
Settling in nicely though but, nee time to miss the pub life yet eh ?
MM….missed it a bit Yesterday, cos all the lads would have been on an all dayer with having the Monday off
MM… Chelsea are back on track now, and imo could still nick the title if they get lucky.
@toonsy- Ouch! So much for keeping your views to yourself.
However Do you not think it was the football stadia to blame entirely for both incidents?
Oh and the policing tactis?
aye mate….all day benders are canny crack, I remember them well
. Gonna be exciting times ahead for you though man…yiv got the sun on your back, new life starting and a new toon era to look forawrd to 
Spencer…I reckon its Manure’s title to lose mate, though I would love Chelsea to pip them, and Schalke to knock them outa the Champs League… I’ll be cheering Schalke on the morra
wehey….Blackburn 0 Citeh 1….!
I’m pleased – means Spurs wont get in the top four.
MM….aye hopefully mate
For Hillsborough I do. I think the potential was there for a tragic accident undr the same circumstances for any team that would have taken a large support that day.
As for heysel, granted the ground was old and I guess you could ultimately blame that. However, how far do you go? I mean did the scummy scouse really have to bust the seperating fence down and corner the juve fans into a dead end with such force that the walls collapsed? Did they also have to stab people whilst doing this?
You can’t blame a club because a minority of thugs caused chaos in a substandard stadium and terrible police tactics.
Be reasonable .
mm I agree mate, but I think if anyone was to nick it now it will be chelsea… and if @rsenal and Chelsea both beat man u, it could be an intresting last day.
And Hillsborough was terrible, I walk past it to get to college, and still see people crying over the memorial outside, and placeing flowers and cards.
I’d like man u to win the title. At least it will stop Liverpool bleating on about “18 times”. Past glories. Boring shitbags
ye but it will just make man u fans blobber on about 19times…. present kunts
were the team of the future
I tell you us young lads will see some of the best ever toon times in are lifes 
bobby – well the inquests and investigations found Liverpool to be the aggresors. A number of their fans were found guilty of manslaughter and were srntanced to time in prison.
The minority of that football club impacted the entire English game. In fact you could say we still pay a price for it today. They are pricks, hypocrites, and they deserve all they get.
My opinion on them as a club will not be changed. They are shitbags of the highest order and deserve all the personal misery that can be thrown at the little tossers. If only some of them ira bombs exploded whilst being smuggled through Liverpool eh? I can dream….
Spencer
Spencer…I like your style big man !! …
Spoken like a true toon fan !…
dan- you no its true, me you and jobey will be on our own blog in out fiftys, well be season ticket holders, and well have seen it all, from relegation in 2009 to Europe in 2020
Anyway, now I’ve got that off my chest I’ll catch you all in a bit
Bobby – If I put the real reason why I hate Liverpool on here it would upset people and cause outrage if it got into the wider media. For that reason I’ll just leave it as what I said. Needless to say it’s nowt about jealousy or their footballing success.
by toonsy on Apr 25, 2011 at 20:43
Best change the subject me thinks before the mindless thugs from Liverpool descend on Tyneside looking for you!
I must say, if I was a Liverpool fan I would think you were a mindless bigot.
Way over the top to condemn an entire club cos of some associated thugs who were present at most clubs in those days.
MM- Im geordie blood man, I might live in shyte hole sheffield but ill soon be back in my home land
toonsy…you should keep well away from Liverpool mate…you may not come out with all the parts you went in with…
Spencer….you, Dan and Jobey are the junior Toonsy’s waiting in nthe wings, the Vukic, Ranger and Airey of the blogosphere ! Never has the future of the blog looked so good !
(2020…do we expect things to move so quickly…. 
)
I hope
Man you dont no how much I beg my mum and dad to move back to the toon, my dad works from home and my mums a teacher so nee problem in the job department
My mum wants to aswell, I think when ive finshed college we may be looking to move up to the toon
Spence…I lived 6 months in Sheffield last year on site….canny enough folks, but the surroundings were a bit dodge city mate…
Was like a breth of fresh air getting up to the toon at the weekends….Tynemouth beach….wehey…cracking man… 
Bobby – that’s my view on them. If you think I’m a bigot then fair enough. Like I said a few comments ago, I won’t be changing my mind about them….
Spencer….I can believe it mate. Every time I get back to the toon, which is not too often I always head to the coast for a fill of the north sea air. Takes me back to the old blue leg days in the “summer” plodging at the coast….hardened us all up though but !
Munich @ 138, like the sound of that
Reet off to me scratcher….later chapitos….
@toonsy
Fair do’s.
We’re all different and I am not offended .
Can’t say any Liverpool fan tuning in wouldn’t be though and wouldnt blame them.
Aye man you were telling me other day bout when you were in sheffield, Fargate isnt bad in the center but the moor is, Where I live isnt that bad and is mainly countryside around it, nowt better than the toon though.
Dan- Fancy a game on FIFA?
Am on UT mate, need to win this tournament.
Been doing my head
Jobey you seen myne and kyle’s plans?
alreet/
and yeah, but i wasn’t even in a party, i was in game-chat so it was all cool
I could of joind the game, I was on MW2 and actually contimplated it but couldnt be @rsed with S’n'D
Lee Hughes now has twitter, hes going to be getting so much stick from me.
what is it andrew? and whats yours? I post some right soppy comments mind haha
http://twitter.com/#!/RealLeeHughes
This is mine http://twitter.com/#!/AndrewHunter9
follow me back mate, we might have to meet up for a pint next season if thats what you get up too on your away days
At least we know Barton as an evertonian will be right up for it, desparate for a win in this fixture i’d sacrafice losses in every match afterwards if we got it, would love our defence to strangle Carroll, and maybe get Raylor on to break a few bones as smiffy won’t be here
I’m not sure it’s such a great idea for Lee Hughes to have a Twitter
One of them “not thought out properly” moves IMO
Ah ha. The Wide Awake Club is wide awake.
I don’t think any footballer should have a twitter page. Recipe for disaster. If I was a manager I would bam them.
By the way, I’m off to Whitley Bay today, apparently it’s free to have a look around St Marys Lighthouse. Is that the done building in Spanish City?
*dome building*
Did I really type bam and done. Not so wide awake
I think Twitter can be a good thing. I mean Jose used to crack on with fans, and other players do the same. Lee Hughes though…….. I mean a lot of people are still pissed at him for his incident a while back. Understandable if you feel that way of course, but surely he must know that he’ll get stick from it?
I’ve never really followed them toonsy. Do they not get asked poignant questions like, “what’s the wage cap at the toon” how do they answer those type of questions or do they just answer matters like, directions to St Marys Lighthouse from the town centre?
Bobby – Juts general stuff really. Nowt too incriminating
Still, it’s nice for the fans to have a bit of contact with their idols IMO
Toonsy….dya follow Raylor on tw@tter then?
Rich – No. I dunno if he can use it to be honest. I think it may be too technical for him
Toonsy – I’m being serious, how do they answer pertinent questions or do they just ignore them and answer mundane questions like, how do you think you played today?
bobby….hope ya’ve packed ya sarnies for ya day out at St Mary’s, and remember to go to the toilet before you leave!
bobby….I suspect they’re only allowed to answer mundane questions, just a guess tho as I’ve never been on it.
@Richie
Aye, my lunchbox is huge, two big apples and a banana stuffed in.
I’ve never seen the light flashing on the Spanish Dome but they reckon it will be operating today.
By the way, don’t mention Liverpool today in case Toonsy sees it. I mentioned it once yesterday but I think I got away with it. He never noticed!
Bobby – Mundane ones
I hope you aren’t getting on my coach
I think Toonsy is drafting up another thread. He’s been Liverpool, very touchy lately.
Oops I mentioned it again! Don’t think he’ll notice Heysel notice.
Doh!
bobby..
aye I read that last night.
Yes the light on the “dome” is a beauty to behold, it’ll go with the gleam in your eye as you look at it in awe
Imagine that. Toonsy pulls into a bus station with his coach to pick up a load of tourists. Upon arrival he sees that his new passengers will be 51 Liverpool fans in full red regailia with one Ryan Taylor to make up the numbers
Feeling ok today Toonsy
Booby – I’m in work mode so you won’t get a bit out of me
@toonsy
Wotchoo doing these days like? Driving a coach? Your own?
bobby after a bite
reet off to the cop shop for my Spanish ID…laters, enjoy ya trip bobby
Bobby – Nah, Megabus. Stagecoach basically. Less hours, closer to home (saving money on travelling), better benefits.
It’s all part of my pla of being able to drive anything on UK roads. After this I just need a motorbike license
New thread up anyway
@Richie
I’ve found Toonsys Achilles heel.
Anything to do with Liverpool !
He’s currently chewing the table trying not to bite!
To be honest Rich, I thought the Heysel disaster was exactly that. Unpremeditated disaster with later tribunals finding guilt of 14 Liverpool fans and football authorities.
Liverpool fans the world over must not take the blame for a mindless minority.
If it wasn’t for modern policing and modern stadia then these disasters would be a common occurrence and many clubs would be in the same boat.
Don’t mention it to Toonsy though, he’ll go off it if he knows I’ve brought it up again.
@toonsy
What route and number do you drive?
None as yet. I’m still “training”
Speaking of which, toodle pip
@toonsy
It’s not Stardusts red bus is it?
It would be fooking class if it was
If I get a red bus if I go do the olympics I’ll take a pic of it just for him
New thread
Bobby…disasters were waiting to happen and eventually did. I remember being away to Man utd in the 80′s and after the match we were pouring of the terraces and down the tunnels to leave, not knowing that the cops had shut all the external gates. There was a huge crush under the stands as people still pushed in from the terraces. Eventually the sheer weight of bodies caused the gates to pop open thank f*ck……. mind the police then thought we’d delibrately broke thru the gates so the mounted coppers came flying in swinging their batons…..God I miss the 80′s
Sheer weight of your body*
I divnt mind kids, but I divnt like cheeky kids
nee need for that richie
jobey…ya alreet…for a cheeky fecker
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