Another Ranger own goal!

Ranger's shhoting practice.
As you are all probably aware of by now, our very own Nile Ranger has been acting the nitwit again.

This bad-assed ***** was pictured holding a gun in a story that was printed rather visibly in The Sun this morning. The club say that Ranger has confirmed that the firearm in question was a replica and was not a live gun. Utterly and hopelessly irrelevant in my opinion, even though it is apparently not illegal to own a replica gun.

This latest escapade further exacerbates Ranger’s “gangstaaaaa” reputation init blood and was no doubt a riot between him and his crew who took the photo while he was in his crib, most probably chilling before a night on da Gin’n Juice. Brap. Safe!

However there is a real serious issue at hand here. As I said earlier, I don’t really care if the gun was real or not. It was a stupid thing to do as he should know that he has a responsibility to act with a bit of maturity. Posing like a tosspot with a pistol that looks real is not acting maturely in my book.

People will say that Ranger is young, naive and mistakes will happen. True, but there are mistakes and there are huge mistakes. This is the latter. I don’t hear of Shane Ferguson ripping into work and busting caps in asses. In fact I very rarely hear about any of the other NUFC kids misbehaving. It’s just Ranger.

He is 20-years-old now, which is old enough to know better in my book. He is living a very privileged lifestyle that all of us would no doubt die to have but will probably never see in our lifetime, yet Ranger continues to act the bellend.

He cocked up big style with this one and I hope he is reprimanded by the club accordingly The striker claims to regret having the photo taken, but it’s easy, almost too easy, to avoid – don’t put yourself in that position in the first place!

No doubt some do-gooder will pop up and say that we don’t know whether or not the gun is real or not. Let me ask you this; if somebody pointed one of them in your face would you still be so blase about it? I know I wouldn’t! I’d probably need the toilet.

Guns rip peoples lives apart, and Ranger posing with one sends out the wrong message entirely. In an era in which gun crime is being targeted and has become less “fashionable” (if it ever really was in the first place), Ranger has only served to glamourise and publicise firearms.

The ironic thing is that it’s shooting practice he so desperately needs. Unfortunately not this kind of shooting practice though.

Hang your head in shame Nile!

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261 thoughts on “Another Ranger own goal!

  1. He needs to change, I’ve always defended him but holding a gun (like you said toonsy fake or not) he can’t be doing that. Pardew said he was late a couple of times and people made him out to be some sort of scum bag which annoyed me, however being pictured with a gun should result in some sort of fine. Saying that other footballers have done worse e.g. Barton and Gerrard are just two that have been done for assault before.

    Sending him out on a season long loan next season could do him the world of good in my opinion.

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  2. Agree Toonsy – “He cocked up big style with this one and I hope he is reprimanded by the club accordingly”.

    (Just one thing I need to check, especially given that this is from the Sun – was this pic recent? If it’s not, then screw the Sun – they’re just ****-stirring as usual.)

    I think you’ve got the balance about right there. He deserves to be seriously hauled over the coals and told in no uncertain terms that he’s out if he doesn’t keep his nose clean. But unlike some previous posters I don’t think this is an arrestable offence nor grounds for dismissal. It’s just yet more **** he’s made forhimself when trying to claim a starting place or any credibility with… well, anyone, really.

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  3. “Shout out to all my loyal fans.. Nd all my haterz.. Keep hating.. Feet up enjoying my day ! :)”
    -Nile Ranger

    Sounds like someone who regrets his actions… 🙂

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  4. witters but its hardly good 4 newcastle aswell , we dont want idiots at our club!!!!!

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  5. The way I see it, fake or not, is that Ranger has dragged the name of the club through the mud with this one. Fake gun/real gun old pic/new pic – Irrelevant.

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  6. Army – too right; had enough of that ****. Live clean or bog off somewhere else.

    (Incidentally – any one else think all players should be contractually bound to stay sober during the season unless given express permission by AP to have a few jars?)

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  7. So – does anyone have any info on the age of the pic? If it was 2 years ago and shoved into the public domain by some bitter doris, it’s a very different matter.

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  8. Toonsy – either that’s a fake twatter account or he’s even more of a div than anyone thought.

    I suspect the former!

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  9. Whumpie – If it was a really old picture would the club not have mentioned that in their statement? I mean they went far enough to clarify that owning a fake firearm is not illegal when the easier way out would to say it was an old picture…

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  10. Army…agreed, it’s not good publicly but we retained Barton for all his misgivings & Carroll was no angel & wasn’t sold for his bad behaviour…Asprillia was caught shooting guns in Columbia but we adore him…

    I wonder whether the reaction would be the same had he scored 20 goals this season…

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  11. witters
    Posted May 16, 2011 at 5:16 PM

    “I wonder whether the reaction would be the same had he scored 20 goals this season…”

    Of course. He’d never get to 20 goals as Ashley would sell him at 11 goals and trouser the cash 😆

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  12. He shouldn’t be defended IMO. Everyone knows you shouldn’t pose with a gun like that, real or unreal. Especially if you want to be known as a “gangster” or have a past like his.

    Let him be a gangster, let him f*ck his life up.

    Give someone like Airey who deserves it, a chance on the bench

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  13. batty
    Posted May 16, 2011 at 5:25 PM

    “if he wants too play with guns why dusent he join up”

    Because he is a fucking ***** who wouldn’t have the bollocks to do it in the real world 😉

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  14. I don’t seem to find it as big a deal as most but perhaps its because I’m a similar age to Ranger? I don’t know, I wouldn’t say i’m a mong/immature and Ranger is obviously in the wrong here, this along with his attitude is getting tiresome and he needs to stop putting himself in the wrong. But even so….sell him or boot him just for this?

    As has been pointed out, its a toy gun, he hasn’t beaten the **** into anyone, raped anyone, nor f*cked around in his family life, so for a footballer he’s not done too much wrong. At the end of the day the sun is just finding more rubbish to churn out, I realise we’ll get hit with the footballer being a role model sh1te, but its just like Rooney swearing or whatever, I mean, who hadn’t said f*ck/sh*t/heard much worse by the time they were 7? Maybe some little englanders outside of London but come on man.

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  15. He’s been round guns from a very young age considering he was the driver in a robbery, Southampton kicked him out as a young one because he stole first team kit.

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  16. “if he wants too play with guns why dusent he join up”

    Cause he’s a f*cking ***** who’d rather mug someone in the street. no time for d1ckheads like him.

    Doesn’t help that he’s sh1te

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  17. Jobey, very good point. He obviously doesn’t have the drive or attitude to fulfill his huge potential.

    Get airey in for the west brom game and force ranger to watch him score from the stands. Don’t even let him sit on the bench. What messages something like that would send!

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  18. If he keeps up with this gangsta **** he needs to be shipped off to some shyte club. Burnley or hull city would be nice

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  19. Batty-yeah that’s my gripe with him as well really. He does seem to be getting his head down but maybe I’m wrong. Good thing about Pards is I don’t think he’ll have any problem giving Nile the shove if he really does remain a tw@t, and if he goes he goes, no biggy like. Would like to have a less talented lad with more drive anyway.

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  20. wouldnt suprise me if the police pull him, iam sure he will be on a firearms licience when he got released from jail

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  21. I don’t think he has the right attitude to play for us at the moment, that’s the main reason why he is on the bench all the time.

    He’s shot himself in the foot again and he needs to get in the right frame of mind in order to play well for us

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  22. goose- “he’s shot himself in the foot again”

    I thought it was a replica 😕 😕 😕

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  23. Goose
    Posted May 16, 2011 at 5:42 PM

    “He’s shot himself in the foot again”

    Genius 😆

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  24. now if he had sed the gun is too shoot fat ash with ide say give him an improved contract 😉

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  25. As I mentioned on a previous thread, more mature players have done worse. Ashley Cole shot someone recently ffs.

    Now I aint sticking up for him or condoning what he did, however…

    He may be 20 now but he acts like a bloody kid. He is also daft as a brush. He was probably having a laugh with his mates. Fook me, I reckon we can all say that there are pictures of us out there somewhere in uncompromising situations thy we wouldn’t want our work seeing!

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  26. Fat Ash’s stomach is the equivalent of wearing 5 layers of Kevlar body armour, gonna need more than Nile “G-thug” Ranger to get through that methinx

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  27. Moreno
    Posted May 16, 2011 at 5:56 PM

    “I reckon we can all say that there are pictures of us out there somewhere in uncompromising situations thy we wouldn’t want our work seeing!”

    I suppose. I mean there are photos of me having a threesome years ago floating around somewhere 😕

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  28. Jobey – You shouldn’t have dished out the photos. I though they were private? Just because I ripped you in two….. 😉

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  29. Following on from me saying earlier that I had seen a old pic of him with a rep but the pic in question is a new one to me.
    Yes he is a **** and he is thick as **** but I dont think its the crime of the century as Moreno says a lot of older players have done worse including A Ole shooting someone with an air rifle, Judas Carroll beating a girl and breaking a team-mates Jaw and I can remember very few people on here kicked up **** about that.
    I just think some need to stand back and think has he done anyone any real harm or has he just shown how stupid and immature he is ?

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  30. @49

    Only the Yanks would make a big deal out of catching a ball with your bare hand. 🙄

    Oh, and it’s as fake as Pamela Anderson’s rack!

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  31. Batty I agree with you about his attitude to it all, but even before that fans were basically baying for blood and I just dont think he has done anything serious just that he has been thick as **** which we allready knew 😉

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  32. Real top class criminals do not carry guns. THey leave that to the suckers. Would one of you locals please get that message to Ranger?

    Looking at the picture, I’d say it has been Photoshopped. Notice the dark lines on both sides of his arm. The sun cannot do that. Nor can a cell-phone camera. The picture has been enhanced. maybe even a bigger gun added to make it look worse than it is.

    Could all this be resentment that it was Ranger who has the brains to follow instructions and flick the ball back to Taylor. AP has stated he has set plays, but only a few lads ever follow the steps. That goal looked entirely planned. So hats off to Raylor, Ranger and Saylor for carrying out AP instructions.

    Roll on, mighty Nile.

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  33. Tbh, (and this is the American standpoint),

    I could care less. I own guns, myself. I like shooting them. But he’s a gangstaaaa lol

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  34. Toonsy, not having a crack, but its ‘blud’ when used in this context… sort it out or my home boiiis will be after you 😉 😆

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  35. Joey, why do you always have to put me down? Do you really hate me this much.

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  36. spencer- only having a laugh mate, no need to get all touchy 😥 😥

    Toonsy been giving you lessons? 😆 😆

    Not really sy, don’t wanna be banned 😀 😎

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  37. But it’s all the time Jobey, I come home think ohhh so banter tonight, then it you, always, perching like a bird ready to strike and make my heart sink 😉 😆

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  38. Toonsy, I dont ever want to hear about rags again after the other night, nuff’ said 😳 😆

    Big Dave- I try not to mate..

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  39. Loan him out, hope he does well, then sell him. He will only ever be trouble and disrupt harmony in the dressing room.

    Keep hearing people say ‘he needs to change’ and I personally don’t think he has the mentality to ever do so.

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  40. So the threads about Ranger with a replica and all the ads on my screen now are about firearms training and gud safety 🙄 😆

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