Thank you Andy Carroll

Cheers Andy!
For scoring the winner yesterday and putting us within reach of Europe for the first time in five years.

However, contrary to what some people seem to be saying, the goal yesterday was one for himself and not for us. I don’t mind that at all as it’s done us a favour, but the very notion that us qualifying for Europe was in the mind of the Liverpool number nine is, to be frank, utter pony.

Lest we not forget that team continuity and progression wasn’t exactly in the mind of Carroll back in January 2011 when he hopped on Mike Ashley’s chopper and turned up at Melwood grinning from ear to ear, so why would that suddenly change?

However it is ironic that the moment he walked out on us/left us/was pushed out (delete as appropriate, although I’ll never buy the pushed out theory) our fortunes improved as a football club. Suddenly we had a vast swathe of cash, and look what it has done for us.

At this moment in time it would appear that the decision to sell Andy Carroll or £35m has worked out a treat. It didn’t feel like it at the time as questions arose over Derek Llambias’ assertion that the money would be spent on the team, but just 13 months later the time for questioning is over and the results are in.

Right now we have a team with quality that I’ve not seen in a long time at St James’ Park. Yes there is still work to do and we can still improve, like any team, but to go from Championship to Europe in two seasons is pretty staggering by any stretch of the imagination.

So thank you Andy Carroll,not just for the goal yesterday that made us odds on favourites to play in Europe once more, but for also providing a legacy that has allowed our team to grow at a pace that has exasperated even the most positive NUFC fan.

P.S – If articles are a bit thin on the ground over the next day or so, it’s because I’m in hospital my wife as she gives birth to my child. If there is any news I’ll let you all know in due course.

Have a great day!

About toonsy

A lifelong Newcastle fan and current webmaster of this very 'blog who has the sole aim of creating a place by Newcastle United fans, for Newcastle United fans.

367 thoughts on “Thank you Andy Carroll

  1. I shocked myself yesterday as I was not only pleased from a Toon perspective when he scored, but also for AC himself 😯 ….he’s still a Judas tw@t though :mrgreen:

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  2. Every fecker still in bed like? 🙄

    OT but in the last 10 games the “messiah” that is MoN has only got 1 more point than Bruce did in his last 10 😯 :mrgreen:

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  3. Not read the article yet, wanted to wish you and the missus all the best for today. 😉 Enjoy the madness mate.

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  4. Batty… I’m sure someone posted the home kit(NIKE) the other day too(I think I seen it on here) looked smart but bit like this seasons which isn’t B&W stripes for me, I don’t call one black bar down the front stripes….but as I say it looked canny.

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  5. Thats goota be fake wih NR on the front….I hope, and the blue/grey one I’ve seen before yonks ago.

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  6. Horrible geordie w@nkers, got a bit too big for your boots I think. One good season doesn’t mean anything, like we’ve seen so many times you’ll never win anything. That’s why any player worth having there will leave again pre season. You fella’s are ugly & fat and your birds are like blokes!

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  7. Hope it all goes well toonsy

    @Richie, I’m the same, absolutely hate the judas b@stard but i know deep down i want him to do well, he’s a geordie after all, and on form he would be brilliant for England.

    Think it’s important we qualified for Europe through league position as opposed to via the cups as it is more of an indication of the quality in your team. I’d like to think players look at league position when assessing transfers rather than finishing runners up in a cup which would mean just a one off season in europe.

    Premier league is going to be bonkers the next few seasons, we already have 6 teams whose fans want 4th minimum, with us (slim chance) possibly in the hunt again next season competition is going to be even more intense.

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  8. ouch paul that hurt you dirty peice of scum ,how did you write all that with a needle sticking oot of ya arm 😕

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  9. paul all our birds arnt as ugly as the 1 you have playing for you mandy carrol ,35 mill 😆 114 mill on ***** king kenny has got an eye for a bargin 😆 😆

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  10. Andy wiv is Ead has indeed done us proud accidentally.

    Love the cockney rhyming slang that’s creeping in too IE “pony”

    Good luck on the “nipper” front as its the meaning of life and you will receive a lot of enlightenment over the next year or so.

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  11. Batty – can’t get into ya first one coz not on facie B but that 2nd one is the one I’ve seen before and Puma did extend the deal so think that is the right one (Virgin rather than NR like).

    To the article. I still believe that the Carroll deal was mutual consent, with only the fans unhappy about the move. I never had a problem with Carroll (and was actually quite supportive) until that blatant and unsportsmanlike dive he pulled off at SJP a few weeks ago. **** him, he and Liverpool will get no thanks from me.
    The £35m, the legacy, the current playing staff is all down to the board, scouts, manager and coaching staff. Nowt to do with Carroll.
    Heres hoping that he and his racist, bindipping mates get a good hiding by either Spurs or Chelsea in the final.

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  12. Sharpy those Puma ones I’ve seen a few of them before so think it won’t be them. Was there an official announcement of Puma extending ‘cos I can’t find owt on it 😕

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  13. Just one further observation about these new kit pictures that are doing the rounds. If you look at the home kit version that Hitman first put up: http://twitpic.com/98jr6v it isn’t just the Nike logo that’s wrong – the Virgin Money logo is wrong too, because somebody decided to change the colours to make it blend in better and make the shirt look ‘cool’. Virgin have paid NUFC a lot of money to have their distinctive red and white logo on the front of our shirts, and they’d be furious if our lads ran out onto the pitch wearing something like that. Clearly a fake.

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  14. Chris G…true and I think they’re fake but they adjusted NR’s emblem to fit better as did Virgin when they sponsored Palace I believe 😉

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  15. Do we think Paul is a scum or a bindipper?
    Either way I hope he posts again because while he is venting his upset to us it means their lass isn’t getting another kicking and that can only be a good thing.

    Ritchie – now you ask I think I may have made the Puma deal up because I don’t remember an announcement either. The Nike one is tidy though isn’t it but I agree with Chris G, the Virgin logo would be red I would have though.

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  16. like those Nike kits but obviously fake, I don’t like andy carroll – he prob had toon in mind when he missed those sitters the spiteful streak of **** – goal was obviously an error – just bounced off the back of his head

    His interview afterwards was embarrassing to the geordie nation, he’s so thick!

    Why doesn’t he change his accent to scouse the ****, he’s much better suited to it

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  17. Good luck Toonsy, you will be joining the ranks of the living dead soon. 🙂

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  18. Why doesn’t he change his accent to scouse the ****, he’s much better suited to it
    😯 😆 😆 😆

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  19. Who cares about Carroll in all honesty… sick of hearing about the tall streak of pelican ****….

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  20. Aussie – we only gave pigeons over here, I’d imagine a pelican can knock a fair amount of **** out though 😆 😆

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  21. Chelsea to offer 15m for Krul… the season is not even over and the rubbish is flowing from the press. It is going to be a long break….

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  22. Yes ok lets see if newcastle r still up there in a couple of seasons and atleast carroll has won one trophy and getting to wembley twice,your happy and carroll is happy,also this sounds like a bit jelousy going on here tbh,just cos newcastle cant win anything.

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  23. In fairness Sharp, a pelicans **** is probably more impresive than Carroll. 🙂 and I really know my **** 🙂 🙂

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  24. Very eloquently put Hgh.. It is nice to the 10 years you spent in high school have paid off..

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  25. hgh aye carroll looked very happy at st james when he told dalglish to fuk off,your a total bellend

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  26. Again Hgh being on our site means someone’s cars not getting broken into, and again that can only be a good thing.

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  27. U can have all the education in the world,but common sence is few and far between,what I have said is true is it not. 😆

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  28. Time it took the to Demba’s to get 26 goals: 38 games
    Time it took jockey Owen to get 26 goals: 71 games

    That is one almighty difference

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  29. wheres the common senSe in what you said of course we will be up there in a couple of seasons,anybody with half a pigs brain knows carrolls not happy,and why would we be jealous of a club thats just spunked a 100 million,on a pile of *****

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  30. Ew sharpy im from county durham,liverpool have fans on a global scale u know,cum to think about it I see plenty people wearing liverpool shirts at the metro,u can buy more liverpool fc spotswear in sports direct than u can newcastle and u own it lol.

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  31. The level of bitterness displayed by newcastle fans towards Carroll at this stage is beyond absurd. No allowence has been made for his age or the undeniable cyncism of Newcastle management, instead, its Carroll the judas blah blah. Uterly moronic. Does anybody seriously think that ashley and co wanted this kid to stay and forsake what they knew was a batty amount of cash? Just because he has tried to explain himself to the fans dont hate him for that. Other people might be better at spinnig their words, thats all it boils down to when all is said and done. A kid trying to explain himself versus a bunch of cynical suits who think their own fans are thick as s**t. It seemed clear to me and i think to a lot of people who looked at the situation objectively that Carroll was quite happy where he was and there is no way he initiated that move, anybody who thinks that is the case is wearing blinkers and buying the managements c**p while ethey laugh their a***s off at you. Newcastle fans now say he is utter s**t, a sentiment that has been echoed by a Newcastle director earlier this year when he also laughed off the abusrd amount of cash that Liverpool paid for him. So to sum up, he is supposedly rubbish and Nerwcastle got a stupid amount of money for this ‘donkey’. Yet the bitterness directed at him is off the chart and it tells a different story. At any other club people might morn a player they rated, or the value of the return but in his case is seems the fans are happy on both counts as they dont rate him and at the same time, acknowledge that they got a fortune for him. You have also got to see him humiliated and dejected for most of the season, so whats left? This season has changed my view of Newcastle fans forever. A small bit of sucess and it has totally gone to your heads – like Leeds under O’Leary’s managemnt giving it large to everyone and conducting themselves with ugliness and total lack of class. When the s**t hit the fan for Leeds there was zero sympathy coming from any quarter and thats a loney place to be. Newcastle fans need to get some perspective on things. You have a ruthless muppet running your club who cares zip about your heritage. You really think this guy is going to invest the kind of money required to take the club forward, dream on. There will come a day when things arent going quite so well, when you might need a more mature Andy Carroll to return and be a big player for you, a day when he might well be the devestating player that some of the best managers in the business think he is capable of being. You might then regreat giving the kid such an unecessary savaging.

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  32. I’ve heard there is plenty of sheep out that way Hgh.. baaaaa, keep keep following the flock you lemming..

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  33. Most liverpool fans are also not happy with carroll,we will just have 2 see what happens as with most things,well done to newcastle u have improved greatly I must say though honestly.

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  34. carroll said yes to 80k a week, ashley had to fly him there in a helicopter because he didn’t know where it was and we didn’t want him getting lost – good luck to him, and good luck to liverpool you’ve done really well beating a mid table cardiff on pens and luckily beating everton. enjoy mid table 🙂

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  35. Aussie I much rather live in durham than newcastle,funny u even turn on local people who live in ur region.

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  36. Hgh – wow a bindipper that knows of the word “education”, clearly not a born scouser.
    Common sense is also something that escapes you if you think we are in anyway jealous of a bunch of mid table racists.
    Carroll is far from happy at your club. Do we miss him? Cisse, Ba, Ben Arfa – I don’t think so.

    Carroll did not want to join Liverpool, Newcastle sold him for £35m cash in hand!!
    The only reason Carroll got on the helicopter to Liverpool was because we told him that for that money we wanted to sell him and he decided he was unwanted (I’m sure his pay increase helped). Enrique did want to join you but I assure you, Carroll did not.

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  37. HGH… Jealous? of you winning a trophy? a little, jealous of you having Carroll? not a chance, £35m for a player you wouldn’t get £8m for now! are you jealous that we used that money to fund several players to make our current team way better than the current Liverpool one? possibly, nope, jealous of your manager 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 (that’s a no too by the way) 😉

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  38. Listen comparing newcastle 2 liverpool is a joke,look what we win and look at what u win,compare trophy rooms,that speaks for itself,u lot r funny.

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  39. Toonsy good luck to the Lass and your good self.
    On Carroll I do feel sorry for him in a way, yeah he fuked off on us but it didn’t help that his captain and best mate was telling him he would regret not going, add to that the fact he was very young and a bit thick.
    I for one would like to see him get his game back and do well but not against us.

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  40. bmok

    Two years after promotion and we are back in europe is that not taking the club forward ??

    What kind money are we talking he the £20m fee for the likes of henderson and downing, £9m for Charlie adam or the ridiculous £35m fee thats brought you onto another clubs site in the first place, If they are the sort of big money signings you mean then were better off where we are.

    Weve been down that road before with Martins, Owen, Luque, Boumsong, Duff etc. and it took us nowhere, We now have a prudent approach that has brought us Cabaye, Tiote, Ben Arfa, Cisse, Ba, Santon and are making rapid progress.

    The line about zero sympathy is genius have you been living under a rock for the past 6 months because Liverpools reputation is at an all time low…

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  41. BMOK….funny you should mention this season changing your view of Newcastle fans forever as Liverpool have done exactly the same this season, except you’ve managed to change everyones view of you. You are the most hated club in the UK after your disgraceful support of Suarez, which by the way was alot more sickening than any abuse that could be dished out by us to AC. So for you to come on here and tell us how we should be behaving is a wee bit ironic don’t you think? 🙄

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  42. Hgh… I was referig to you acting like a sheep by following liverpool.. not liking them in a sexual way… but what ever floats you boat 🙂

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  43. Like I said before compare trophy rooms,liverpool is up with the best in the world simples,like I also said before we liverpool fans are not happy with carroll or hendo soo tell me something I dont know,anyway i cant be bothered with this im off to sports direct to buy a new liverpool top.

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  44. Aussie….we all know you won’t have a word said against sheep, you don’t have to explain yourself 😉 😆

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  45. off the judas topic,i see that pieters has his foot back in plaster boot!,ive now watched that douglas 3 times imho hes **** hope m/u do sign him as some of the rags are saying,another bomsong in the makeing there

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  46. HGH…yep being from Co Durham, trophy rooms is the one and only reason you support Liverpool, something to be proud of 🙄

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  47. Hgh – thanks for the heads up, I also live in Durham so I will have to start putting my car in the garage and setting the burglar alarm every night – security lights and CCTV may also be an idea. Oh and I can leave the bins at the bottom of the drive, they should slow you down a bit.

    I have also seen the morons wearing the Liverpool tops in the Metro Centre, generally accompanied by a skanky looking bird with a black eye and at least 2 snotty nosed kids who belong to some other unknown smack head and usually tucking into a pasty.

    As for being able to buy Liverpool gear from Sports Direct, I wouldn’t know. The place sells tacky ***** sports wear and I wouldn’t shop there while I have a whole in my ****.
    I’m happy for scousers and fuckwits to buy their Sunday best from the place and in turn fund our great football club though.

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  48. Richietoon……correct theres none at newcastle for sure and none at sunderland, atlast someone speaks the truth,im off, see u all later and all at the metro 😆

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  49. There must have been at least a dozen articles from this site on liverpools news now in the last month with the build up and reaction to us beating them and you could count on one hand the liverpool fans coming on shouting their mouths off.

    Now things are rosy in the garden again they have reverted to type… 🙄

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  50. HGH…at least you’re honest too about being a glory hunter, enjoy the Metcent, wouldn’t wish that on anyone 😆

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  51. Nvm Andy Carroll/judas/donkey/pikey git….
    Congrats n good luck to Mr n Mrs Toonsy. Hope all goes well n u have permission to stay off the blog for a bit Toonsy 🙂

    And Remember Toonsy if it’s a boy…..Joseph is an awesome name for a future no 9 🙂

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