Nolan wants to “kick” Carroll!

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Nolan wants to kick Carroll!
Newcastle don’t actually have a game until next Sunday, which is a good thing in hindsight as it allows the team a bit of rest which will surely help the “tiredness” that the players suffered from against Blackpool on Saturday.

The problem is that the next game is against Liverpool. Now this will surely be a spicy encounter as they seek revenge for the 3-1 defeat they endured at St James’ Park earlier on in the season. They are in a very good run of form at the moment and put five past Birmingham in their home game at the weekend.

Going to Anfield is still a tough proposition, but my utter hatred and contempt for Liverpool leaves me desperately wanting a victory for NUFC. Even a point would do as a point away from home in the Premier League is still a moral victory.

Now to clarify, I’ve always hated Liverpool. I despise them and everything they stand for. I despise their hypocricy and self-righteous actions. I despise the way their fans act. I despise the media fawning over what is essentially a club that just feels sorry for itself. I hate them. And now they have Andy Carroll, I hate them even more!

Which is why it’s nice to hear our Captain saying how he wants Carroll, who is an injury doubt for next Sunday’s game, to play specifically so he can kick him!

“The big man missed out because of an injury, and he doesn’t know how long he will be out,” Nolan told the Shields Gazette. “Hopefully, he’ll be back so I can kick him!”

“I don’t know if I want him to play or not. I do so I can kick him, but I don’t want to him to play because of the threat he can pose.”

“He’s clicking into gear, and he’ll be desperate to play against us. You will see the best of him next year.”

Now the last kick I remember Nolan giving Carroll was on the Gateshead lads **** as he whispered sweet-nothings about Liverpool FC in Carroll’s ears. This was shortly before Nolan appeared on Liverpool TV saying how it was a great move for the lad and how he was really chuffed for him and other such bollocks.

Not what fans, who were gutted at Carroll’s departure, really wanted to see from the club captain in all fairness.

Still, the ultimate way to get one back is to go to Anfield and pick up at least a point. We haven’t won there since 1994, which is a long time ago, so the omens aren’t good! We’ve had some crackers at Anfield over the years though, and I’m sure you all know what I am referring to. The result may not have gone our way, but it was an honour to have watched the following game.



That game is widely regarded as one of the best games the Premier League has ever seen. Everything about it was top notch, apart from the result of: Liverpool 4-3 Newcastle. Amazingly, the very next season, it happened again!



We played **** in that second game as deservedly went 3-0 down, only to somehow peg it back to 3-3. Those were the days!

Trip down memory lane over.

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198 thoughts on “Nolan wants to “kick” Carroll!”

  6. Would be very reluctant to play Saylor following his recent performances. 👿

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  7. The Liverpool game can go both ways, depending upon which toon team turns up. I have a feeling we’re gonna give them a real good game, and come home with a draw.

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  8. Thing is, we know Carroll’s strengths and what works for him, so consequently we know what works against him 😉

    That could be vital information 😉

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  9. Toonsy, we know Carrolls strengths but that won’t help us when the ball is at the far post and the big Gyspsy is going for it… 😆 😆

    Liverpool have a bunch of good players that we need to be aware of…still fancy a draw though.

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  10. we’ll play amazing next week, guaranteed. Don’t know if we’ll come away with the points but it’ll be a class game I’ll wager. The lads will be right up for it though, for sure.

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  11. MM – Gypsy can be at the back post as much as he likes. If you stop the supply line you stop Carroll 😉

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  12. I fancy a 4-3 to us 😉 I wonder what the odds are on that.
    As for Nolan wanting to kick Judas I cant see that happening after helping him pack his bags, I still find it funny that our captain escaped almost scott free for helping the Judas decide that the liverpool move was one that he should take 😕 as you touched on Toonsy not something that you would expect from our Captain 😈

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  13. thing that would worry me is judas is a perfect foil for his partner who is a top player imo 🙁

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  14. I’m sure Mike and Colo will have a very good idea about Carroll’s movement so that should put us in good stead, stopping him is a different matter…

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  15. Big Dave @ 12…I was thinking the same thing. Is he just trying to get on the good side of the fans? Although to be fair, he may have packed the bags, but he didn’t forge Carroll’s signature on the contract.

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  17. Norcal your right he didn’t forge his name but he maybe told him how to spell it 😆
    IMO the Captains job includes convincing our best players to stay, not telling them that that the liverpool move is one that he shouldn’t turn down 😉

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  18. True…it’s as much the Manager’s job as it is the Captain’s to create/keep a good team.

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  19. line up against liverpool should be …

    krul
    enrique
    willo
    collo
    simpson
    guti
    tiote
    nolan
    ireland
    barton
    lovenkrands

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  22. I know most player like to comeback to their old stomping ground, but I honestly think it’s too soon for him to comeback.
    Its not as if he needs to comeback to proof a point that the club was right to get shot of him .

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  25. toonsy
    Posted April 25, 2011 at 6:53 PM
    MM – Gypsy can be at the back post as much as he likes. If you stop the supply line you stop Carroll

    I wonder why nobody else has thought of that… 😯

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  27. A good little stat for you all:

    “Man Utd won their 13th consecutive home match in a row – a club record and equalling their all time longest top flight run of wins at home. Only NUFC have recorded a longer winning streak at home in the PL era (14, May 95 – Feb 96)

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  32. Toonsy…where are these ads mate, I can click you thirty bobs worth for what it’s worth…? 😆

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    Are there other ads?

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    I’m only trying to make prize money anyway 🙂

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    Ug…

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  46. Nor Cal, it was fun having you on this blog…all the best to you mate…! Better get your class squared up or your gonna be in trouble !

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  49. Ok, not to continue beating a dead horse, but I scrolled though the ads and found my favorite:

    “Ask a Poultry Vet Online.”

    Are you taking ads from the owners of Blackburn then? 😀

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  58. Nolan wants to “kick” Carroll ? aye that’ll be right like…. 😆 😆 He’ll have to do it as he gets of the bus, cos he’ll be neewhere near him on the pitch… 😆

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  59. MM he would gan broken in a week m8 he would eat all the profit,he used to call to a tea van near me for a snack when working here,the guy now tells me his takeings is doon 60% since he left 😉

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  60. Aye, I forgot Carroll was superhuman 🙄

    What’s that they say about absence? It warps minds? 😆

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  63. Richie….any German bakeries doon there ?…they seem to go down really well, especially when they have a fridge full of monks stuff to wash down the stotty cakes…

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  65. richie,
    Seriously mate, when I was in Calla Bona last year I found a cracking British owned Deli.
    The sarnies were lush and freshly made, (no greasy fried stuff).
    There was a huge queue each lunch time, looked as though the business was flourishing. 😉

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  66. The problem wi places like that is ya have to graft ……oh and I’d eat all the stock, I need a job that involves me sitting on the beach fishing, with a cold one in my hand 😆

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